turtlespeed 221 #1 June 8, 2006 I love 'em. What cha got - Some of my favorites - I wouldn't fuck her with Jay's dick and Skinny pumping! or Hell, I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 June 8, 2006 thats nuttier than squirrel shit.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #3 June 8, 2006 Quotethats nuttier than squirrel shit. That's slicker that cat snot on a linoleum floor.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 June 8, 2006 You're about as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 June 8, 2006 Why don't you just fuck off you stupid piece of fuck. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #6 June 8, 2006 Busier then a cat covering up shit. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #7 June 8, 2006 Jumpier then a cat in a room full of rocking chairs! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tumbler 0 #8 June 8, 2006 How many times do I have to flush you before you'll go away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #9 June 8, 2006 someone asks "would you like a beer" response "does howdy doody got wooden balls?" Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #10 June 8, 2006 Damn! They'd be scraping ugly off of her for a week! Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #11 June 8, 2006 QuoteDamn! They'd be scraping ugly off of her for a week! She fell out of the ugly tree - and hit every branch on the way down.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 June 8, 2006 Your mother is a hampster and your father smells of elderberries...... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #13 June 8, 2006 QuoteYour mother is a hampster and your father smells of elderberries...... Damn - she's a butter face Damn - she's a Three Bagger Damn - I'd drink her bath water.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 June 8, 2006 she'd do for practice..... save ruining a good one. . (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #15 June 8, 2006 Quoteshe'd do for practice..... save ruining a good one. . Damn - she's a "to go box" - I'll take her home and eat her later.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #16 June 8, 2006 Stuck, like snot on your corduroys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #17 June 8, 2006 Quote Stuck, like snot on your corduroys. So broke that I can't even pay attention.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #18 June 8, 2006 QuoteHell, I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick! On the flip side, from Bob Vonderau: "I'd suck her boyfriend's dick." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #19 June 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteHell, I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick! On the flip side, from Bob Vonderau: "I'd suck her boyfriend's dick." I wouldn't go that far. Damn Baby - I wish I had a swing like that in my back yard.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #20 June 8, 2006 she's so loose, she's got a higher sperm count than her boy friend. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #21 June 8, 2006 Damn - she's a 50 yarder. Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #22 June 8, 2006 Quoteshe's so loose, she's got a higher sperm count than her boy friend. Damn! She's so loose that she did te splits and 4 class rings fell out.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #23 June 8, 2006 QuoteDamn - she's a 50 yarder. Does that mean she's good from far - but Far From GOOD!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maxamillion 0 #24 June 8, 2006 Pssst how do you get a "piece of fuck"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #25 June 8, 2006 QuotePssst how do you get a "piece of fuck"? I usually ask - but I don't get many responses when they are passed out.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
