Peej 0 #26 June 9, 2006 QuoteYour mother is a hampster and your father smells of elderberries...... You gotta do that in the bad french accent though! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #27 June 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteYour mother is a hampster and your father smells of elderberries...... You gotta do that in the bad french accent though! I Fart in your general direction I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #28 June 9, 2006 QuoteYou're about as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool. Or in a bathtub... Sorry Walt! I just HAD to hijack with that comment!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #29 June 9, 2006 As out of place as a pork chop at a barmitzvar1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #30 June 9, 2006 QuoteAs out of place as a pork chop at a barmitzvar Worthless as Tits on a Bull. I'm as covered up as a 90 year old dick with a foreskin.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
za_skydiver 0 #31 June 9, 2006 QuoteDamn - she's a 50 yarder. She's nice from far, but far from nice.Some dream of flying, i live the dream... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #32 June 9, 2006 That 'll go over like a turd in a punch bowl. She's built like a brick shithouse. Fuck the fucking fuckers.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #33 June 9, 2006 she's so ugly.... it looks like he face has been set ob fire and put out with a cricket bat. . (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #34 June 9, 2006 Quoteshe's so ugly.... it looks like her face has been set on fire and put out with a cricket bat. . . . . or garden rake. just punch her in the head hard enough to pop out her eyes and skull fuck her!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #35 June 9, 2006 I wouldnt throw her out of bed, unless she did it better in the floor.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #36 June 9, 2006 QuoteI wouldnt throw her out of bed, unless she did it better in the floor. That bitch is so cold that I get an Ice Cream headache just thinking about her.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #37 June 9, 2006 your father should have pulled out early. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #38 June 9, 2006 Quoteyour father should have pulled out early. The best part of you ran down your mamma's leg.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #39 June 9, 2006 Good = Like a Sore Dick, You just cant beat it!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #40 June 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteYou're about as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool. Or in a bathtub... Sorry Walt! I just HAD to hijack with that comment!! I'm never going to live that down, am I? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #41 June 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteYou're about as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool. Or in a bathtub... Sorry Walt! I just HAD to hijack with that comment!! I'm never going to live that down, am I? Walt Nope - BTW . . . that comment . . . was colder than a bathtub full of penguin shit.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #42 June 9, 2006 I wouldn't crawl over her to get to you (No really!) (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #43 June 9, 2006 QuoteI love 'em. What cha got - I've got a nine inch tounge and can breathe through my ears. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #44 June 9, 2006 She wanted 12" and for me to hurt her... so I fucked he 3 times and punched her on the nose. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #45 June 9, 2006 She's so ugly that when she was a kid, the cat kept covering her up.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #46 June 9, 2006 I wanted to see my wife in something long and flowing... So I throw her in the Thames. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #47 June 9, 2006 QuoteI wanted to see my wife in something long and flowing... HOT! So I threw her in the Thames Incinerator.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #48 June 9, 2006 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #49 June 9, 2006 Quote She has such a Kind Face. The Kind you just want to Punch Over and OverI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #50 June 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteyour father should have pulled out early. The best part of you ran down your mamma's leg. Your momma told me she wished you had been a blowjob!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
