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You're about a usefull as a football bat!



It just wouldn't fit - it'd be like an Elephant Fucking a mouse
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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[Itallian accent] Damn baby! Ya makin' my balls itch![Itallian accent]

She's so hot, I'd like to pour BBQ sause all over her and work her like a rib!

She's so hot, I wanna pour gravy on her and sop her up wit a bisquit!


"Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life!

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[Itallian accent] Damn baby! Ya makin' my balls itch![Itallian accent]

She's so hot, I'd like to pour BBQ sause all over her and work her like a rib!

She's so hot, I wanna pour gravy on her and sop her up wit a bisquit!



Damn that bitch is so fine - she make me wanna come back as her bicycle seat!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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" Dont piss up my leg then tell me its raining "

" Im not as green as I am cabbage looking "



More nervous than a whore in church.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Who pissed in your cheerios?

Don't get your tit caught in the wringer.

Who stepped on your weenie?


I still think my favorite - is : Who lit the fuse on your tampon!:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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She's so hot, I'd like to pour BBQ sause all over her and work her like a rib!

She's so hot, I wanna pour gravy on her and sop her up wit a bisquit!



She's so hot I'd crawl five miles across hot pavement just to suck the lug nuts of the truck that takes her panties to the wash!

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She's so hot, I'd like to pour BBQ sause all over her and work her like a rib!

She's so hot, I wanna pour gravy on her and sop her up wit a bisquit!



She's so hot I'd crawl five miles across hot pavement just to suck the lug nuts of the truck that takes her panties to the wash!



Damn - Who pissed in your Cheerios?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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When they were passing out brains - you thought they said Trains and went to pick your out.

Does your face hurt - cuz it's killing me!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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