McBeth 0 #1 June 8, 2006 Check out this site. I recommend trying: The Olsen Twins Some of the past presidents are funny too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #2 June 8, 2006 Hey Nimble Letch, Girl Mailer here g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #3 June 8, 2006 You're quite the nimble letch! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #4 June 8, 2006 Damn, you beat me to it. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #5 June 8, 2006 QuoteHey Nimble Letch, Girl Mailer here g Cheerily remembering ill-healthI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #6 June 8, 2006 my wife's maiden name came up as "tasty human gems". i must agree. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 June 8, 2006 webuser: Ann Coulter sternest: Unclean rot. webuser: Speedracer sternest: Dear creeps. webuser: Terrence Wynne Brann sternest: Brewer 'n' recent nanny. Well, I am a brewer! Also I recently babysat my baby niece in Boston! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #8 June 8, 2006 eeewwww... the olsen twins... eeewwww.... webuser: Michael Dudek (me) sternest: Hide lame duck (no kidding) webuser: Bill von Novak sternest: Blink on Volva I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 June 8, 2006 Ha! "lawrocket" is anagrammed to "low racket." Considering my profession! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #10 June 8, 2006 Matt Fisher = I'm the farts! Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #11 June 8, 2006 That's a good one So are you smelly? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #12 June 8, 2006 : dirty filthy whore : Horridly hefty wit. hmm... fitting? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #13 June 8, 2006 Well, since you asked...I really screwed up a landing Sunday and got to spend some time in the hospital for the time. I never knew that morphine locks bowels up so tight that it's impossible to even fart. About 24 hours after getting home I cut loose with three days worth of pressurized gas all in a couple seconds. It was a seriously impressive fart: loud, lots of bass, slightly wet, and with a more hideous smell than I have ever encountered before. I was almost disappointed that nobody else was around to be amazed and offended. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBachelor 5 #14 June 8, 2006 My name comes back as: Praise AdulteryThere are battered women? I've been eating 'em plain all of these years... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #15 June 8, 2006 President Bush = He spurts in bed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maxamillion 0 #16 June 8, 2006 Fever fine hajjes. Rip smacker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #17 June 8, 2006 Quotemy wife's maiden name came up as "tasty human gems". i must agree. webuser: tasty human gems sternest: Shame smutty nag.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 June 9, 2006 "rkymtnhigh" King rhythm. This one is amazing... "hillary clinton" Only I can thrill. (Doesn't she wish) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #19 June 9, 2006 Osama Bin Laden A damn alien SOB Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 June 9, 2006 Ooh, i think i know why i love swedishcelt so much now.... webuser: sunshine sternest: She is. Nun. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #21 June 9, 2006 webuser: if i don't get sex soon i'm buying a dildo sternest: relax, buddy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #22 June 9, 2006 webuser: Chaoskitty Sternest: OK Chastity. hah! I dont THINK SO!!! webuser: I love you sternest: O! Evil You hehehehheeee! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #23 June 9, 2006 webuser: skydemon2 sternest: Smoky end. Not to sure I like this one......Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #24 June 9, 2006 Quotewebuser: if i don't get sex soon i'm buying a dildo sternest: relax, buddy Oh sartre, I like you! BTW, glad you enjoyed your tandems, and hope your S.O. situation clears up... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #25 June 9, 2006 Wotcha! Kindly. I don't know what it means but I like it...My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
