Broke 0 #1 June 7, 2006 Make hot monkey love to? Yeah I am bored.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #2 June 7, 2006 I can think of a couple... but I won't name names so as not to offend the rest... ---- Edited to add: Going to make some popcorn and watch a movie since nobody seems to give a dam'n ----The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shaiziel 0 #3 June 7, 2006 None of them. They can't handle this. ---------------------------------------- 6.8% - Almost there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #4 June 7, 2006 QuoteNone of them. They can't handle this. _________________________________________________ LMAO!Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shaiziel 0 #5 June 7, 2006 You only laugh cause it's true. I've traveled the 7 continents and not found one worthy of the pleasure. Perhaps one day, she, being worthy, will make herself apparent to me and be found acceptable; subsequently, receiving passion and intimacy, only dreamed of... ...after completing the application and interview process.---------------------------------------- 6.8% - Almost there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 June 7, 2006 QuoteMake hot monkey love to? Yeah I am bored. Well, in no particular order... ..oh who the fuck am I kidding, all the dz.com ladies!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 June 7, 2006 None, i've already had hot monkey love with more than i can count. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shaiziel 0 #8 June 7, 2006 I should also mention that you shouldn't be fooled by the fact I wear glasses. They protect everyone from having to look me directly in the eyes as doing so, may cause arousal, maybe more. It really is embarassing when you're talking to a guy and for no reason other than making eye contact, he starts making camp.---------------------------------------- 6.8% - Almost there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #9 June 7, 2006 I hate when ive been fulled, I find it rather embarrassing Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #10 June 7, 2006 Me, myself and I Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #11 June 8, 2006 QuoteI hate when ive been fulled, I find it rather embarrassing Better to have been fulled than emptied Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #12 June 8, 2006 Of course, you realize that Hot Monkey Lovin' is where AIDS came from."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #13 June 8, 2006 I could think of a few unfortunately thats all that would ever come of itBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #14 June 8, 2006 QuoteMe, myself and I Ditto! You, you, and you xoxo g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #15 June 8, 2006 Ok... I'll add you to my list too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #16 June 8, 2006 QuoteNone, i've already had hot monkey love with more than i can count. You just broke Steve's heart. Is that payback for the time he talked about meeting hot chicas in D.C.?Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #17 June 8, 2006 QuoteYou just broke Steve's heart. Is that payback for the time he talked about meeting hot chicas in D.C.? Hunny, I don't have a chance in hell of ever getting Steve. He broke my heart. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #18 June 8, 2006 hmmm... nope... I'm not going there... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites apollard24 0 #19 June 8, 2006 Already have....Bufdazodfa He is my SO that never postsBreathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites eeneR 3 #20 June 8, 2006 Quotehmmm... nope... I'm not going there... [jumping up and down] OoohOhhOhh...I know I know!!!! [/jumping up and down]She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #21 June 8, 2006 not all my dear... there are still some waiting in the wings Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Banksey 0 #22 June 8, 2006 QuoteMake hot monkey love to? Yeah I am bored. is this a racist comment? __________________________________________________________ death camp darling- NINJA style Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #23 June 8, 2006 Quotenot all my dear... there are still some waiting in the wings Yeah baby. I need me some hot RED monkey love!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Flying-Wench 0 #24 June 8, 2006 Willing! But not able.. but i DO like bananas.. does that count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Flying-Wench 0 #25 June 8, 2006 QuoteOf course, you realize that Hot Monkey Lovin' is where AIDS came from. and you forgot promiscuous trollops allegedly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 1 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
sartre 0 #11 June 8, 2006 QuoteI hate when ive been fulled, I find it rather embarrassing Better to have been fulled than emptied Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #12 June 8, 2006 Of course, you realize that Hot Monkey Lovin' is where AIDS came from."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #13 June 8, 2006 I could think of a few unfortunately thats all that would ever come of itBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #14 June 8, 2006 QuoteMe, myself and I Ditto! You, you, and you xoxo g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #15 June 8, 2006 Ok... I'll add you to my list too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #16 June 8, 2006 QuoteNone, i've already had hot monkey love with more than i can count. You just broke Steve's heart. Is that payback for the time he talked about meeting hot chicas in D.C.?Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #17 June 8, 2006 QuoteYou just broke Steve's heart. Is that payback for the time he talked about meeting hot chicas in D.C.? Hunny, I don't have a chance in hell of ever getting Steve. He broke my heart. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #18 June 8, 2006 hmmm... nope... I'm not going there... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites apollard24 0 #19 June 8, 2006 Already have....Bufdazodfa He is my SO that never postsBreathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites eeneR 3 #20 June 8, 2006 Quotehmmm... nope... I'm not going there... [jumping up and down] OoohOhhOhh...I know I know!!!! [/jumping up and down]She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #21 June 8, 2006 not all my dear... there are still some waiting in the wings Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Banksey 0 #22 June 8, 2006 QuoteMake hot monkey love to? Yeah I am bored. is this a racist comment? __________________________________________________________ death camp darling- NINJA style Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #23 June 8, 2006 Quotenot all my dear... there are still some waiting in the wings Yeah baby. I need me some hot RED monkey love!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Flying-Wench 0 #24 June 8, 2006 Willing! But not able.. but i DO like bananas.. does that count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Flying-Wench 0 #25 June 8, 2006 QuoteOf course, you realize that Hot Monkey Lovin' is where AIDS came from. and you forgot promiscuous trollops allegedly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 1 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
McDuck 0 #16 June 8, 2006 QuoteNone, i've already had hot monkey love with more than i can count. You just broke Steve's heart. Is that payback for the time he talked about meeting hot chicas in D.C.?Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 June 8, 2006 QuoteYou just broke Steve's heart. Is that payback for the time he talked about meeting hot chicas in D.C.? Hunny, I don't have a chance in hell of ever getting Steve. He broke my heart. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #18 June 8, 2006 hmmm... nope... I'm not going there... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #19 June 8, 2006 Already have....Bufdazodfa He is my SO that never postsBreathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #20 June 8, 2006 Quotehmmm... nope... I'm not going there... [jumping up and down] OoohOhhOhh...I know I know!!!! [/jumping up and down]She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #21 June 8, 2006 not all my dear... there are still some waiting in the wings Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banksey 0 #22 June 8, 2006 QuoteMake hot monkey love to? Yeah I am bored. is this a racist comment? __________________________________________________________ death camp darling- NINJA style Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 June 8, 2006 Quotenot all my dear... there are still some waiting in the wings Yeah baby. I need me some hot RED monkey love!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying-Wench 0 #24 June 8, 2006 Willing! But not able.. but i DO like bananas.. does that count? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying-Wench 0 #25 June 8, 2006 QuoteOf course, you realize that Hot Monkey Lovin' is where AIDS came from. and you forgot promiscuous trollops allegedly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
