n2skdvn 0 #1 March 30, 2003 >Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides > > > > > >and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her Thighs > > > > > >Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front > > > > > >.......but she didn't wear that one very often > > > > > > > > > >************************************************************************* > > > > > *** > > > > > >**** > > > > > > > > > > > >Mary had a little lamb > > > > > >Her father shot it dead. > > > > > >now it goes to school with her, > > > > > >between two chunks of bread. > > > > > > > > > >************************************************* ************************ > > > > > *** > > > > > >**** > > > > > >Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, > > > > > >her clothes all tattered and torn. > > > > > >It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, > > > > > >But Little Boy Blue and his horn. > > > > > > > > > >************************************************************************* > > > > > *** > > > > > >**** > > > > > >Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. > > > > > >Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? > > > > > >Said the Pieman unto Simon, > > > > > >Pies, you twat. > > > > > > > > > >***************************************************************** ******** > > > > > *** > > > > > >**** > > > > > >Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. > > > > > >All the kings horses and all the kings men, > > > > > >said "F*ck him, He's only an egg. > > > > > > > > > >************************************************************************* > > > > > *** > > > > > >**** > > > > > >Mary had a little lamb > > > > > >It ran into a pylon. > > > > > >10,000 volts went up it's ass > > > > > >and turned it's wool to nylon. > > > > > > > > > >************************************************************************* > > > > > *** > > > > > >**** > > > > > >Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. > > > > > >Kissed the girls and made them cry. > > > > > >When the boys came out to play, > > > > > >He kissed them too, cause he was gay. > > > > > > > > > >************************************************************************* > > > > > *** > > > > > >**** > > > > > > > > > > > >Jack and Jill > > > > > >Went up the hill to have a little fun. > > > > > >Stupid Jill forgot her pill > > > > > >And now they have a son. > > > > > > > > > >************************************************************************* > > > > > *** > > > > > >**** > > > > > >Old Mother Hubbard > ; > > > > >Went to the cupboard > > > > > >to fetch her poor dog a bone. > > > > > >When she bent over > > > > > >Rover took over, > > > > > >And gave her a bone of his own. > > > > > > > > > >************************************************************************* > > > > > *** > > > > > >**** > > > > > >Little Boy Blew. > > > > > >Hey. He needed the money.if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #2 March 31, 2003 Quote Jack and Jill > > > > > >Went up the hill to have a little fun. > > > > > >Stupid Jill forgot her pill > > > > > >And now they have a son. NO. Stupid Jack for not having a condom. Now when Jill gets tired of his Ass she is going to take him to court and screw him again. The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #3 March 31, 2003 LMAO! The guys at work will love these... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #4 March 31, 2003 Jack and Jill went up the hill So he could lick her fanny When Jack went down he came up with a frown Cos Jill's a fucking tranny____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #5 March 31, 2003 Jack and Jill went up the hill Each with a buck and a quarter ...Jill came down with $2.50! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #6 March 31, 2003 No offence mate but those are ancient... If it's new yo want how about: "Red Sky at Night, The oil well's alight..." Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmpnkramer 0 #7 March 31, 2003 This one definitely takes the prize my man. I am going to have to tell a few buds this one. The REAL KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER! "HESITATION CAUSES DEATH!!!" "Be Slow to Fall into Friendship; but when Thou Art in, Continue Firm & Constant." - SOCRATES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #8 March 31, 2003 If you're gonna post an email that has been forwarded so much, at least clean it up first!! That is such a pet peeve of mine. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #9 March 31, 2003 Quote If you're gonna post an email that has been forwarded so much, at least clean it up first!! That is such a pet peeve of mine. i was just lazy... i usualy do but wtf i was lazy.....if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loumeinhart 0 #10 June 7, 2006 and this is why I like to search Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
