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dgskydive

dog farts!!!!!

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our 2 Boston Terriers only weigh 16 lbs each but they can clear a room with thier gas

and I don't think it matters what they eat they are just little gas making machines:S
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Yeah, bostons are particularly potent. Mine is 24 pounds, and he's made my eyes literally water.

I dunno what it is, because I sure don't feed him burning tires stuffed with dead skunks, but that's what it smells like.

And he's on the expensive organic food, too. You should have seen him before that. :S
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I dunno what it is, because I sure don't feed him burning tires stuffed with dead skunks, but that's what it smells like.



Maybe you should try that. :|
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Why would ANYONE want to know that. When a large breed [hundred something pound] dog drops one and is enough to clear the room, just imagine what kind of square footage an elephant would clear!

Something to make you think twice before visiting the zoon! :D

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and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

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Elephants might not be that bad. I think it depends a lot on what the animal eats. Also the SBD (Silent But Deadly) farts are the worst, probably not what the elephant releases. Sorry, I have no first-hand experience.

Idea- Feed DZ dog with tuna, cabbage, onions..... wait a few hours..... take dog on jump plane... squeeze to get bigway out of plane extra quick!!!

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Well, their food is nothing but organic and if you have learned anything from the monks on the "Beeno" commercial, even that can lead to gas. And I dont know, i have never heard an elephant fart, so maybe it is entirely possible that all they do is SBD's.

;)

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

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