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dog farts!!!!!

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STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My great dane has persistent diarrhea...accompanied by the worst smells that can come out of a warm body...:SB|:S:o...


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I have a dog back home who's farts are so bad that HE gets up and leaves! They are almost like mini propulsion thingys! You hear it, and next thing you know, he is running from the room! Thats usually our cue to bolt! :D:D:D

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

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Not just you... I have two very small dogs and they can clear out a room. OF course they are "boys"... so I figure they do it just to get a laugh!:)




ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!! My great dane stretches when she gets off the bed and farts really loud and looks at her butt like..."Did you do that?":D:D:D:D:D:D She's a crack-up and a major stinker...
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I have a dog back home who's farts are so bad that HE gets up and leaves! They are almost like mini propulsion thingys! You hear it, and next thing you know, he is running from the room! Thats usually our cue to bolt



Thanks asshole!!!! Beefaroni shooting out the nose is no fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dom


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still got a chunky up in there!!!!

Gonna drive me nuits till I get it out




Drink more beer and forget about the chunks...oh wait...that's if you are throwing up...:D:ph34r::D...Sorry...

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Thats fine, its not all that often that I spend my entire night tearin up the bonfire either.

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

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most people check their pants... you better go check the carpet somewhere!

start makin him wear them lil doggie depends all the time!

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

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I know! One time I woke up in the middle of the night wondering what the stink was...it wasn't the litter box but the chubby orange tabby who farted!

But dog farts are worse - mainly due to the size of the beast.

I'm glad my friends growing up kept their Mastiff outside. That would be scary. The little poodle/mutt/chihuaha mix farted bad too though.

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