NtheSeaOrSky 0 #1 May 28, 2006 or are you really just-that-dumb/oblivious ??? is this a male courting ritual left only to the highly skilled or is the male brain not capable of that level of complex thought? Inquiring minds wanna know. Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #2 May 28, 2006 ehem... HONESTLY I was told by a man today that ....they have balls instead of brains. So there ya have it directly from a male of the species to a female of the species. Disclaimer: This is not necessarily the opinion of the poster. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niolosoiale 0 #3 May 28, 2006 Rule # 1 for dealing with men: 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #4 May 28, 2006 well this particular scenario, the GUY is the one not being clear the confusion is trying to determine if it is : 1 a strange coy mating ritual of some type 2 due to true lack of intellect 3 or a disconnect between the brain and the mouth anybody here try to be a tease and have it work?? Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #5 May 28, 2006 QuoteAsk for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! Is that so? Okay then... Hey asshole!! Where's the picket fence??! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #6 May 28, 2006 The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #7 May 28, 2006 If the nuckles scrape theconcreate as they walk probibly. I used to know a couple of guys who were just duh. They had faces where the expression was so blank if it got any blanker they would have dissappeared.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #8 May 28, 2006 I think this male person is quite intelligent actually... here is the 'hypothetical scenario' DICK: hey you are pretty cool lets hang out JANE: cool ...... later, in the course of a conversation... DICK: I really like a woman who is smart, has green eyes, red hair, big breasts and plays ping pong JANE: well it is a good thing you met me then. ....... after many more meetings and x-rated topics later JANE: you want to come over for a sleepover DICK: why would you think that *names and situations and description changed slightly to protect the innocent (or not so innocent as the case may be ) .Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niolosoiale 0 #9 May 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteAsk for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! Is that so? Okay then... Hey asshole!! Where's the picket fence??! Too which I respond with: "My bets are on one of the guys in your list after me. Bye!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #10 May 28, 2006 Quote"My bets are on one of the guys in your list after me. Bye!" LOL I WAS trying to make a point on directness. Thanks anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niolosoiale 0 #11 May 28, 2006 Quoteand the mouth anybody here try to be a tease and have it work?? From what I can tell, women overcomplicate the whole process EDIT: men further overcomplicate the complications, so the man lacking an assertive and clear direction in his pursuit will bumble about trying to press all 169 buttons he thinks activates your interest in him, forgetting that each women has different buttons, which require different sequences of activation, to actually result in something positive. For a guy without a gameplan, trying to win your interest is like playing minesweeper without paying attention to the numbers. If you are interested in him and just want him to be more direct, be direct with him. If it's not working, be more direct, or give up. Just sayin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niolosoiale 0 #12 May 28, 2006 And see how effective our interaction was? You picked up that I was an asshole, I picked up you were a bitch, and even initiated our parting of ways! Seriously though, J/K about the bitch thing. I don't know that you are one, and I hope you aren't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #13 May 28, 2006 QuoteFor a guy without a gameplan, trying to win your interest is like playing minesweeper without paying attention to the numbers. THAT is a gem right there .Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #14 May 28, 2006 Ok from what I get from the story, Jane was direct and the guy was confused as to why she would want to "get busy"....... How much more direct could you get? hey do me?She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niolosoiale 0 #15 May 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteFor a guy without a gameplan, trying to win your interest is like playing minesweeper without paying attention to the numbers. THAT is a gem right there . Thanks! Made it up, just for this thread too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #16 May 28, 2006 QuoteHow much more direct could you get? hey do me? "I have a surprise for you" seems to have favorable results...I hear .Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #17 May 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteHow much more direct could you get? hey do me? "I have a surprise for you" seems to have favorable results...I hear . Roflmao!!! Yea right. I will have to add that to the list of "lines" LOLShe is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niolosoiale 0 #18 May 28, 2006 QuoteOk from what I get from the story, Jane was direct and the guy was confused as to why she would want to "get busy"....... How much more direct could you get? hey do me? Well you don't wanna come off as a slut do ya? Honestly, if he was anything like me, only I hope he has more social grace and lady-charm.... well hold that thought... I'd need to know what he's being vague about. OP, What was he being vague/indirect about!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #19 May 28, 2006 QuoteAnd see how effective our interaction was? You picked up that I was an asshole, I picked up you were a bitch, and even initiated our parting of ways! Actually...I didn't think that about you at all...In all candor it wasn't about youand since the post wasn't directed at you..it's inconsequential. Additionally, since I am responding to your current post...I reserve the right to change my opinion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #20 May 28, 2006 Well, not to make a sweeping generalization or anything (), but guys seem to be all about attracting your attention. Making the "conquest" (and I'm not talking only sex. Sometimes it's getting you to have feelings for them). Once they've achieved their (probably subconscious) goal, they're done making the effort. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #21 May 28, 2006 QuoteRoflmao!!! Yea right. I will have to add that to the list of "lines" LOL consider yourself warned about the possible 'dangers' .Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niolosoiale 0 #22 May 28, 2006 It was all in pretend on this side as well. GAH I hate it when it takes this long to amicably conclude what didn't need it in the first place!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #23 May 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteOk from what I get from the story, Jane was direct and the guy was confused as to why she would want to "get busy"....... How much more direct could you get? hey do me? Well you don't wanna come off as a slut do ya? Honestly, if he was anything like me, only I hope he has more social grace and lady-charm.... well hold that thought... I'd need to know what he's being vague about. OP, What was he being vague/indirect about!? as I understand it, flirting, going out on dates, numerous x-rated conversations and remarks directed at her, then when 'Jane' thinks she is accepting 'Dick's' advances (no pun intended - ok well maybe - a small one ) Dick acts as if there were no 'advances' for her to accept .Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #24 May 28, 2006 Quoteor are you really just-that-dumb/oblivious ??? is this a male courting ritual left only to the highly skilled or is the male brain not capable of that level of complex thought? Inquiring minds wanna know. 3 words: CLUE BY FOUR *also known as "Cluebat"Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #25 May 28, 2006 Okay..I am all about Dick and Jane stories but is there a Sally and Spot in here somewhere? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
