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me tooQuotethink little poop
ping things down there would scare me.
And Girlygirl comes out of NO WHERE!
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Quoteme tooQuotethink little poop
ping things down there would scare me.
And Girlygirl comes out of NO WHERE!
Quotelike a girl fart. POOF! Gotcha!!
Which brings us back to class...
"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
Yeah, I love a good fart or poopy joke. I have class all OVER the damn place.
sunshine 2
QuoteI am a connoisseur of cunninglingus and you throw a hand full of those babies in your mouth and she will love you forever.
But i already love you forever.
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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!
QuoteQuoteI am a connoisseur of cunninglingus and you throw a hand full of those babies in your mouth and she will love you forever.
But i already love you forever.
No no no sweetie, it's "Love you long time" not love you forever.
And it's usually $40
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sunshine 2
QuoteNo no no sweetie, it's "Love you long time" not love you forever.
And it's usually $40
I always get that confused. What would i do without you to remind me?
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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!
QuoteQuoteNo no no sweetie, it's "Love you long time" not love you forever.
And it's usually $40
I always get that confused. What would i do without you to remind me?
I don't know. You'd probably start posting for people to stalk you and stuff.
LOVE YOU LONG TIME!
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IMGR2 0
40 bucks?
SOLD!!!!!
SOLD!!!!!
piisfish 140
if you want I can have sex with YOUR favorite candy bar
scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM
RoadRash 0
Quoteif you want I can have sex with YOUR favorite candy bar
Whoa, dude, that's pretty kinky...
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Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
piisfish 140
just trying to impress the kinkmaster...
scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM
nigelh 0
Very.... erm... interesting thread!
We now all know about Girlfalldown's first BJ experience,
I like Cadbuys Dairy Milk or Galaxy's,
wouldn't have sex with them, but i would melt them down and pour the chocolate on a beautiful young lady (plenty on here
) and.... you get the idea.
You don't have much choice over in the states for chocolate do you?
And i think your Mars & Milky Way are the opposite to us, bizarre!
Nigel
We now all know about Girlfalldown's first BJ experience,
I like Cadbuys Dairy Milk or Galaxy's,
wouldn't have sex with them, but i would melt them down and pour the chocolate on a beautiful young lady (plenty on here
) and.... you get the idea.
You don't have much choice over in the states for chocolate do you?
And i think your Mars & Milky Way are the opposite to us, bizarre!
Nigel
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Amanduh 0
QuoteAh phooey! That's right! Well so much for THAT idea! I will never find TWO girls who both agree to sex, and I ain't including a guy!
I'm not scared, Chris. Just make sure the chick is hot, okay!
goose491 0
Quote
Hot water
Cold water
Hot water
Cold water
A whicked-good varient to that:
Grape Popsicle (you know, the ones you split in two?)
Face cloth kept in a pot of hot water (so that things don't get to sticky)
Go until you melt... the popsicle that is... and then you've another half to try again.
(plus, you can nab a taste of the treat when she's her eyes closed. lol)My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
Amanduh 0
QuoteGo until you melt... the popsicle that is... and then you've another half to try again.
I think I'm gonna go to the grocery store now......
goose491 0
QuoteI think I'm gonna go to the grocery store now......
Oh yeah? Niiiiice
My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!
Amanduh 0
That's it. B.O.B. has just been traded in for a popsicle!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAA!!!
!!!
"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."
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