MaalStar 0 #1 May 27, 2006 1.How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3.How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It! 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get >From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick. 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Sinko.. 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.. 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite. 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers. 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog. 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover? The Location Of The Dirt Bag. 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes, Dang! Whack. 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer NARF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 May 27, 2006 I've heard all of those before, but some of them still make me giggle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 May 27, 2006 ok those are kinda lame but they get funnier if you read them out to someone. there was about 5 that were cute the rest were just bad.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 May 27, 2006 That was a good start to my day even though I have heard most of them before. Keep them coming cause I am stuck at work all day and need some form of entertainment. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cudlo 0 #5 May 27, 2006 *yawn*_________________________________________ "People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid." - Kierkegaard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #6 May 27, 2006 1. What do you call a blind deer? No idea (no eye deer) 2. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? Still, no idea. . (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #7 May 27, 2006 OK those were really really bad And to continue on with the bad ones..heres a couple that havent been mentioned yet... How do you make a dog go Meow? Stick it in the freezer for a week and then put it on a table saw..... Meeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwww How does a blind skydiver know when to flare? The leash goes limp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #8 May 27, 2006 How do you make a cat go wooof? Pour on petrol and light (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,493 #9 May 27, 2006 Quote 1. What do you call a blind deer? No idea (no eye deer) 2. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? Still, no idea. 3. What do you call a blind deer with no legs and no balls? Still no fucking idea.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #10 May 27, 2006 I was gona say that one...but it was just in the kitty disipline thread...and learn how to tell(type it) How do you make a cat go woof? Soak it in gas for a week and toss a match on it.....WOOOOOOOOOF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 May 27, 2006 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 May 27, 2006 1. How do you double the value of a Skoda? Fill it with petrol. 2. A man was arrested when the police found the dead body of his wife in a suitcase...... and they say men cann't pack. 3. What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe him off, say sorry and then run very fast. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #13 May 27, 2006 Here is another bad joke. 1. What do you call a doctor who got D's in med school? A.DoctorTPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
