Neighbor advice needed.

[briguy 0]

i live in a townhome where I share a common hallway with three other units. my upstairs neighbors are moving and new people are moving in.

gay people.

i first suspected i had incoming gays when my neighbor told me that two women in their forties were buying their first house together. they were moving from downtown chicago to my hood. i thought "hmm, they might be lesbos".

yesterday, i met the ladies. one seemed normal and the other portrayed all the stereotypical lesbo stuff. some might call her butch.

here is the problem. i've lived in this place for almost four years and never heard a peep from my upstairs neighbors except when the guy (86 years old) fell down and crashed through a coffee table).

one of the lesbians is a leadfoot, stomping around like friggin godzilla in japan. i bet it's the butch one, she's a biggun.

any advice?

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[weegegirl 2]

[leapdog 0]

Nevermidn the gay stuff, it really shouldn't have anyhting to do with it. Neither should which one is doing it. fact is ther eis an undesirable noise coming from where they live and it is disturbing you. just talk to them about in a tactfull manner.

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[jjiimmyyt 0]

Is the issue that they're gay or making lots of noise? Kinda hard to makeout from your post.

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[PLFXpert 0]

Your post could have been shortened to:

I have a loud upstairs neighbor. Any advice?



My advice is next time get the top floor. They usually have vaulted ceilings.

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[SkydiveStMarys 0]

So are you more upset that they are gay or that one of them walks like an elephant?



Bobbi

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[waltappel 1]

Better move. When lesbians move in that's a sign that the neighborhood is really going downhill.

Walt

[briguy 0]

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So are you more upset that they are gay or that one of them walks like an elephant?

as it is unlikely that i could convert them from queerdom, let's stick to godzilla's stomping.

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[stevebabin 0]

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any advice?

You can start by realizing that the problem you described has nothing to do with their sexual orientation.
I'm curious why you even mentioned it....
Beyond that you might try asking her to tread more lightly. If that doesn't work, you(or your landlord) might be able to add some insulation between the floors to dampen the sound.

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[waltappel 1]

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So are you more upset that they are gay or that one of them walks like an elephant?

as it is unlikely that i could convert them from queerdom, let's stick to godzilla's stomping.

If you are a real man, you will be able to convert them. No question about it!

Walt

[briguy 0]

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You can start by realizing that the problem you described has nothing to do with their sexual orientation.

how can you be sure?

have you done any research regarding homosexual neighbors, straight neighbors and their stomping tendencies?

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[weegegirl 2]

Wow, I'm starting to think that you have more than one problem guy.

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Buy yourself a broom....when said walking starts...poke the ceiling...since "poking" your new neighbor is out of the question.

Bobbi

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[Zipp0 1]

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You can start by realizing that the problem you described has nothing to do with their sexual orientation.

how can you be sure?

have you done any research regarding homosexual neighbors, straight neighbors and their stomping tendencies?

If I don't give my wife some penis every so often she starts stomping around. So that may have something to do with it.... ?

Zipp0

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[waltappel 1]

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If I don't give my wife some penis every so often she starts stomping around. So that may have something to do with it.... ?

Zipp0

Yes, I think he needs to give those lesbians some penis!

Walt

[briguy 0]

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Yes, I think he needs to give those lesbians some penis!

i don't think that will help with the godzilla stomping. besides, they're not hot.

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[chaoskitty 0]

Wow.. my upstairs neighbor stomps around all the time. It never occured to me that he might be gay.

[PLFXpert 0]

Excellent.

I think the moral of this thread is we're all confused as to what that has to do with the price of rice in China

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[briguy 0]

why is everyone focusing on the gay thing? i'm not trying to change that.

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[chaoskitty 0]

Because it has nothing to do with the issue at hand. The fact that YOU brought it up just gives us more material to work with. Your level of ignorance is quite entertaining!

[PLFXpert 0]

B/c you asked for "neighbor advice" and mentioned lots-o-gay related comments throughout the post and didn't mention "stomping" until the very end.

Your focus was on the fact they are gay, which I think overwhelmingly on dz.com no-one has issue.

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[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Because the first four paragraphs in your post you are going on and on about them being gay as opposed to getting to the heart of the issue...the way they walk....

seems like them being gay is more of an issue for you.

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[unformed 0]

i've had this happen in the past. i had these girls make ridiculous amounts of noise just above my room, and i never did anything about it, since i'm a pretty heavy sleeper. later i found out they were just trying to get my attention,and had i gone up to say anything i would've gotten a threesome... so i missed out, but i wouldn't the same to happen to you..

so this is what ou should do..
late one night when they're making a lot of noise, just go up dressed like rico suave and ask if you can join their slumber party ... you'll have a great time ... trust me on this.

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[bch7773 0]

go up there and discuss the problem with them, in the EXACT same way you typed it here.

first talk for 10 minutes about why you think they are lesbians.
Then in the last sentance, say "oh could you not stomp around upstairs?"

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[bozo 0]

Invite them to the Rainbow boogie. You might like it ...convert to the darkside yourself...and all that lesbo stomping will be ok.


bozo

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