Ever been injured during sex?

[diablopilot 2]

Rug burns on knees that left scars.

Bloody nose from being smacked by someones forehead.

Kneed in the side of the head.

Fingernail punctures to the back/ass cheeks.....


mostly worth it though.....

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[wingnut 0]

i almost got heat stroke once...... but recovered just fine.... have hit head before to

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[littleredfrog 0]

I bruised my tailbone once....

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[kimemerson 7]

Was getting a blow job and she sucked so hard she made my dick blue. Wasn't funny at first - I'd never had a blue dick before. Called the doc. Doc said come on in. Doc took a look. Did some painful tests. Asked, "have you enganged in a sexual activity recenty?" "Yeah, just before the phone call." Doc said something about broken blood vessels or some such thing. I asked him if that's the same as a hickie. "Yes, sir, sure is." That's when I laughed. I got a real blue dick hickie.

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I met a man named "Broken Arrow" once. Great story, I blush to even think about it!

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I can't recall that I've ever been injured.... but, I did (by accident) knee a guy in the jaw pretty badly.

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Little ticklish down there?

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That's funny!!

[MagicGuy 0]

The most common injury I get is if she decides that she wants to start thrusting while I'm supposed to be thrusting, which is when it comes out too far and then hits either A.) Her asshole B.) Her lower ass or C.) her asscheek. I can't say that either one feels better than the other - bent dick is not cool. And she has the nerve to say that I hurt her asshole.. pleeeeeaaasssee.

A couple times I've been getting down and my foot decides to get this REALLY painful cramp. Kinda ruins the moment because I have to completely stop and stand up to put pressure on my foot. But we always seem to get a good laugh out of it. Plus it gives me a few seconds to re-charge.

[bdbrown 0]

blew a nut one time, oh wait thats a good thing

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[Amanda965 0]

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yup I got injured during sex before. Well it was actually at the last minute He shot in my eye and that stings sooooo bad! I got in the shower and rinsed my eye and it turned bright pink but we laughed hard about it!-Caress

That happened to me too! However, I did not really aknowlege it as hurting too much and kinda forgot about it... I woke up the next day and say my eye was all red and swollen shut, so I thought I had conjunctivitis and did not go to work. I met my boyfriend for lunch that day and while sitting across the table from him, the realization came to mind. I said, "I dont have conjuctivitis, you shot me in the eye last night!!"

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~Amanda~

[base689 0]

> Ever been injured during sex?
Sort of.
Many years ago. After having started with different positions, we were doing what you should call "doggystyle", it was about 2 minutes we were doing so, we were very excited, I was thrusting hard, she was moving a lot too, more and more, in the "retracting" movement it happened my dick came out, there was no time to think about anything, in the "approaching" movement my dick hit somewhere "outside" her pussy/belly, sort of bending, it hurted so much because it was so stiff. I rolled on one side in pain, we waited it became soft, we checked for injuries, nothing noticeable. After few minutes we began again making love, after we came, we checked for any sign of blood in the condom, luckily the content of the condom was "normal": what a relief!!!!!
It's been scary (and painful ) when it happened but the night ended happily

Stay safe out there
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[freeflir29 0]

Awww..............you're such a GOOD GIRL sweety.

[kenneth21441 0]

Had this one while I was at Bragg. She was also in the military but in another unit.

Well as it goes she says that was good and I comment what do you want a medal.....

Next thing I know shes pointing my pistol at me....


Was able to talk it out of her hand..lets just say we did not go through this again.....


Hopefully hse did not make a career out of the military...

Kenneth Potter
FAA Senior Parachute Rigger
Tactical Delivery Instructor (Jeddah, KSA)
FFL Gunsmith

[Malkie 0]

Few years back girlfriend of the time was on top and jokingly threatend to drip hot wax on my chest whilst picking up a lit teelight candle from her bedside table.

Realising after only a few seconds the metal round the burning candle gets hot she yelped in pain and dropped it.

Think was slightly taken aback by the sight of naked man throwing her off bed and running round room with chest hair on fire. Hurt for ages.

[jasonRose 0]

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[Malkie 0]

Unfortunately not, work kinda frowns on us drinking during the nightshift..

[livendive 8]

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Few years back girlfriend of the time was on top and jokingly threatend to drip hot wax on my chest whilst picking up a lit teelight candle from her bedside table.

That reminds me of one that luckily only happened with me, not to me. I was seeing a girl who'd made it quite clear that she liked restraints and light pain. She'd never heard of, much less experienced, dripped hot wax. One night while fooling around I said, "Hey, I think you'll like this", not thinking about how drunk and unsteady I was. I tried to drip a little melted wax on one of her ass cheeks, but instead it went right between the two...she bucked kinda hard, upsetting what little balance I had with that carefully tipped candle in my hand, and ALL of the melted wax in it poured down the crack of her ass.

Funny how "Oops, sorry about that" just doesn't seem to cover a swollen, burnt anus.

Blues,
Dave

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