NWFlyer 2 #26 May 19, 2006 Quote<> - My wife's heart . Awwwwww. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #27 May 19, 2006 QuoteHey! Where is the bunny? Oh well...I like the picture better. It's the first time in 3 years I've used a real pic of me. It'll prolly be gone in an hour or so when I come to my senses. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #28 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuote I give it freely to those in need. I could use 50 bucks right about now. So could I. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #29 May 19, 2006 Wait...let me fix this for you: QuoteI was at a hardware store and didn't grab a basket. Ended up sticking a couple small items in my pocket because I had too much to hold. Ended up forgetting to get them rung up. As soon as I got to the car, I realized it.....but we drove on anyway. Then we got pulled over and arrested. The whole time we thought it was because of the stuff in my pocket but really, someone with the same kind of car shot and killed the guy running the register right after we left and then I had to have my cousin Vinnie try and prove we didn't do it... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #30 May 19, 2006 Hmmmm accidentally, dunno.... When I was a little girl I loved those big soup spoons that you would use in Chinese/Japanese restaurants.... my mom would steal them for me and bring them home. My obsession with spoons grew to any type of odd looking spoon - I HAD to have them. At one point I think I had a collection of 30 spoons (all my mom stole for me). g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #31 May 19, 2006 QuoteWait...let me fix this for you: QuoteI was at a hardware store and didn't grab a basket. Ended up sticking a couple small items in my pocket because I had too much to hold. Ended up forgetting to get them rung up. As soon as I got to the car, I realized it.....but we drove on anyway. Then we got pulled over and arrested. The whole time we thought it was because of the stuff in my pocket but really, someone with the same kind of car shot and killed the guy running the register right after we left and then I had to have my cousin Vinnie try and prove we didn't do it... Now I have to go watch that!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #32 May 19, 2006 QuoteAt one point I think I had a collection of 30 spoons (all my mom stole for me). Your mom taught you well, didn't she? Sounds like my collection of bar/restaurant logo pint glasses. I think only one was come by legitimately. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #33 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteWhen I unpacked my suitcase last night I realized that I had accidentally stolen one of the hand towels from my hotel. Now, these are generic Courtyard by Marriott white towels, hardly the luxurious stuff that you might acutally want to steal. I'll probably put it back in my bag and leave it at the hotel next week... But it got me to thinking... what's the most ineresting thing you have inadvertently stolen? Ever walked out of a store and forgotten to pay? Ever ended up borrowing something and 15 years later the owner still hasn't claimed it? Once when I was five.... I enjoy stealin' it's just as simple as that. Well it's just a simple fact When I want something man,I don't wanna pay for it. I walk right through the door and I walk right through the door. Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine. Mine, all mine!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #34 May 19, 2006 QuoteHmmmm accidentally, dunno.... When I was a little girl I loved those big soup spoons that you would use in Chinese/Japanese restaurants.... my mom would steal them for me and bring them home. My obsession with spoons grew to any type of odd looking spoon - I HAD to have them. At one point I think I had a collection of 30 spoons (all my mom stole for me). g Mmm Hmm. And how do you think this affects you now?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #35 May 19, 2006 We accidently stole a dozen live blue crabs once. We were at a seafood market in the city and we had loads of stuff. We had 2 crabs in one brown paper bag along with it. Once it got rung up I'd put the stuff in the cart and didn't see my boyfriend at the time grab another brown bag that the checker had slid down to us. It belonged to the guy behind us but it looked just like ours. We got home, upacked everything and I went to put the 2 crabs in the fridge while I set up the pot and there was another bag in there. It was pretty funny to find all these little blue crabs staring up at us with confusion on their faces going "Hey! You aren't Juanita! We were promised a jacuzzi!" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #36 May 19, 2006 QuoteMmm Hmm. And how do you think this affects you now? I'm a spoiled rotten brat, and know if I cry / press hard enough I WILL get what I want!!! Remember Turtle, the world revolves around me! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #37 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteMmm Hmm. And how do you think this affects you now? I'm a spoiled rotten brat, and know if I cry / press hard enough I WILL get what I want!!! Remember Turtle, the world revolves around me! g I believe I showed people how it revolves around me! {Spins around in a circle} See!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #38 May 19, 2006 QuoteI believe I showed people how it revolves around me! {Spins around in a circle} See! ahem~ I believe the more appropiate response is: Yes Mistress g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #39 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteI believe I showed people how it revolves around me! {Spins around in a circle} See! ahem~ I believe the more appropiate response is: Yes Mistress g I'm rebeling! Whatcha gunna do?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Billy 0 #40 May 19, 2006 Hmmm.. I accidently walked outta the store one time with a box kite stuck down my pants... it kinda hurt and made me limp,,, no pun intended... Natural Born FlyerZ.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #41 May 19, 2006 I stole beer from a tap once. I was in a very large bar. There were several bars in there & no one showed up to attend the bar near me for a very long time. So I helped myself. (i had already had more than enough, as you might have guessed.) Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #42 May 19, 2006 QuoteI had a friend in college who did that on purpose he thought the shoes were so cool (in a "so uncool they're cool" sort of way). There was an epidemic of that in my high school.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDekker 1,465 #43 May 19, 2006 One chain of drug stores in Canada, Shoppers Drug Mart, often have post offices in them as well. I went into the Shoppers and bought a birthday card for some one. I wasn't quite thinking and as usual was in a rush, so I just wrote the card right there. Went to the corner with the post office, got a stamp and mailed the card and left the store. 5 Hours later I realized that I never paid for the card, so the next day I went back asked for the manager, explained what had happened and paid for the card. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FlankSteak 0 #44 May 19, 2006 QuoteWhen I unpacked my suitcase last night I realized that I had accidentally stolen one of the hand towels from my hotel. Now, these are generic Courtyard by Marriott white towels, hardly the luxurious stuff that you might acutally want to steal. I'll probably put it back in my bag and leave it at the hotel next week... But it got me to thinking... what's the most ineresting thing you have inadvertently stolen? Ever walked out of a store and forgotten to pay? Ever ended up borrowing something and 15 years later the owner still hasn't claimed it? Once I inadvertently stole a girls virginity. It just happened - we were sitting there one moment and the next, it was gone.______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites monkycndo 0 #45 May 19, 2006 Quote Once I inadvertently stole a girls virginity. It just happened - we were sitting there one moment and the next, it was gone. Did it happen at a truckstop in Barstow?50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StreetScooby 5 #46 May 19, 2006 Quote but I am leaving disappointed. waltappel has a female masturbation thread going. Maybe you should hop over there? We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VectorBoy 0 #47 May 20, 2006 A $1600.00 355 amp tig welding power supply. They never charged my credit card. And of coarse I rushed out and told them this.......not Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites countzero 7 #48 May 20, 2006 i have one of those surfer/ mexican style pull over poncho things. i was at a primus show at red rocks when i lived in co. a friend of one of the people i was there with asked me to hold it for them while they went to the rest room. i ended up putting it on because i got chilly and the person never came back for it. and we never saw them after the show.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites apollard24 0 #49 May 20, 2006 This is really stupid but when I was very young I walked out of the store with a pillow case that had cartoon characters on it...I know,,,that shameful....Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #50 May 20, 2006 Yeah, I was headed for a life of crime. Mine wasn't an oversite. I, with malice of forethought, stole an ice cream bar every week until I got caught when I was seven. Every Saturday my brother, a neighbor and I would walk the two miles to the bowling alley. Our parents only gave us enough money to bowl in the league. We had a long, hot walk back home so we would stop at a convenience store and steal ice cream. One day I was the last one out and was stopped. What made it even more interesting was the fact that the owner of the store was a friend of my mother. She told me that if I ever came back into her store, she would tell my mother. That was the best thing that could have happened to me. I died a thousand deaths wondering if she was going to tell my mother. She never did, but the thought of getting caught has kept me honest ever since.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. 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ACMESkydiver 0 #27 May 19, 2006 QuoteHey! Where is the bunny? Oh well...I like the picture better. It's the first time in 3 years I've used a real pic of me. It'll prolly be gone in an hour or so when I come to my senses. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #28 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuote I give it freely to those in need. I could use 50 bucks right about now. So could I. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #29 May 19, 2006 Wait...let me fix this for you: QuoteI was at a hardware store and didn't grab a basket. Ended up sticking a couple small items in my pocket because I had too much to hold. Ended up forgetting to get them rung up. As soon as I got to the car, I realized it.....but we drove on anyway. Then we got pulled over and arrested. The whole time we thought it was because of the stuff in my pocket but really, someone with the same kind of car shot and killed the guy running the register right after we left and then I had to have my cousin Vinnie try and prove we didn't do it... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #30 May 19, 2006 Hmmmm accidentally, dunno.... When I was a little girl I loved those big soup spoons that you would use in Chinese/Japanese restaurants.... my mom would steal them for me and bring them home. My obsession with spoons grew to any type of odd looking spoon - I HAD to have them. At one point I think I had a collection of 30 spoons (all my mom stole for me). g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #31 May 19, 2006 QuoteWait...let me fix this for you: QuoteI was at a hardware store and didn't grab a basket. Ended up sticking a couple small items in my pocket because I had too much to hold. Ended up forgetting to get them rung up. As soon as I got to the car, I realized it.....but we drove on anyway. Then we got pulled over and arrested. The whole time we thought it was because of the stuff in my pocket but really, someone with the same kind of car shot and killed the guy running the register right after we left and then I had to have my cousin Vinnie try and prove we didn't do it... Now I have to go watch that!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #32 May 19, 2006 QuoteAt one point I think I had a collection of 30 spoons (all my mom stole for me). Your mom taught you well, didn't she? Sounds like my collection of bar/restaurant logo pint glasses. I think only one was come by legitimately. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #33 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteWhen I unpacked my suitcase last night I realized that I had accidentally stolen one of the hand towels from my hotel. Now, these are generic Courtyard by Marriott white towels, hardly the luxurious stuff that you might acutally want to steal. I'll probably put it back in my bag and leave it at the hotel next week... But it got me to thinking... what's the most ineresting thing you have inadvertently stolen? Ever walked out of a store and forgotten to pay? Ever ended up borrowing something and 15 years later the owner still hasn't claimed it? Once when I was five.... I enjoy stealin' it's just as simple as that. Well it's just a simple fact When I want something man,I don't wanna pay for it. I walk right through the door and I walk right through the door. Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine. Mine, all mine!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #34 May 19, 2006 QuoteHmmmm accidentally, dunno.... When I was a little girl I loved those big soup spoons that you would use in Chinese/Japanese restaurants.... my mom would steal them for me and bring them home. My obsession with spoons grew to any type of odd looking spoon - I HAD to have them. At one point I think I had a collection of 30 spoons (all my mom stole for me). g Mmm Hmm. And how do you think this affects you now?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #35 May 19, 2006 We accidently stole a dozen live blue crabs once. We were at a seafood market in the city and we had loads of stuff. We had 2 crabs in one brown paper bag along with it. Once it got rung up I'd put the stuff in the cart and didn't see my boyfriend at the time grab another brown bag that the checker had slid down to us. It belonged to the guy behind us but it looked just like ours. We got home, upacked everything and I went to put the 2 crabs in the fridge while I set up the pot and there was another bag in there. It was pretty funny to find all these little blue crabs staring up at us with confusion on their faces going "Hey! You aren't Juanita! We were promised a jacuzzi!" -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #36 May 19, 2006 QuoteMmm Hmm. And how do you think this affects you now? I'm a spoiled rotten brat, and know if I cry / press hard enough I WILL get what I want!!! Remember Turtle, the world revolves around me! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #37 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteMmm Hmm. And how do you think this affects you now? I'm a spoiled rotten brat, and know if I cry / press hard enough I WILL get what I want!!! Remember Turtle, the world revolves around me! g I believe I showed people how it revolves around me! {Spins around in a circle} See!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #38 May 19, 2006 QuoteI believe I showed people how it revolves around me! {Spins around in a circle} See! ahem~ I believe the more appropiate response is: Yes Mistress g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #39 May 19, 2006 QuoteQuoteI believe I showed people how it revolves around me! {Spins around in a circle} See! ahem~ I believe the more appropiate response is: Yes Mistress g I'm rebeling! Whatcha gunna do?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Billy 0 #40 May 19, 2006 Hmmm.. I accidently walked outta the store one time with a box kite stuck down my pants... it kinda hurt and made me limp,,, no pun intended... Natural Born FlyerZ.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #41 May 19, 2006 I stole beer from a tap once. I was in a very large bar. There were several bars in there & no one showed up to attend the bar near me for a very long time. So I helped myself. (i had already had more than enough, as you might have guessed.) Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #42 May 19, 2006 QuoteI had a friend in college who did that on purpose he thought the shoes were so cool (in a "so uncool they're cool" sort of way). There was an epidemic of that in my high school.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #43 May 19, 2006 One chain of drug stores in Canada, Shoppers Drug Mart, often have post offices in them as well. I went into the Shoppers and bought a birthday card for some one. I wasn't quite thinking and as usual was in a rush, so I just wrote the card right there. Went to the corner with the post office, got a stamp and mailed the card and left the store. 5 Hours later I realized that I never paid for the card, so the next day I went back asked for the manager, explained what had happened and paid for the card. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #44 May 19, 2006 QuoteWhen I unpacked my suitcase last night I realized that I had accidentally stolen one of the hand towels from my hotel. Now, these are generic Courtyard by Marriott white towels, hardly the luxurious stuff that you might acutally want to steal. I'll probably put it back in my bag and leave it at the hotel next week... But it got me to thinking... what's the most ineresting thing you have inadvertently stolen? Ever walked out of a store and forgotten to pay? Ever ended up borrowing something and 15 years later the owner still hasn't claimed it? Once I inadvertently stole a girls virginity. It just happened - we were sitting there one moment and the next, it was gone.______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #45 May 19, 2006 Quote Once I inadvertently stole a girls virginity. It just happened - we were sitting there one moment and the next, it was gone. Did it happen at a truckstop in Barstow?50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #46 May 19, 2006 Quote but I am leaving disappointed. waltappel has a female masturbation thread going. Maybe you should hop over there? We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #47 May 20, 2006 A $1600.00 355 amp tig welding power supply. They never charged my credit card. And of coarse I rushed out and told them this.......not Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #48 May 20, 2006 i have one of those surfer/ mexican style pull over poncho things. i was at a primus show at red rocks when i lived in co. a friend of one of the people i was there with asked me to hold it for them while they went to the rest room. i ended up putting it on because i got chilly and the person never came back for it. and we never saw them after the show.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #49 May 20, 2006 This is really stupid but when I was very young I walked out of the store with a pillow case that had cartoon characters on it...I know,,,that shameful....Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #50 May 20, 2006 Yeah, I was headed for a life of crime. Mine wasn't an oversite. I, with malice of forethought, stole an ice cream bar every week until I got caught when I was seven. Every Saturday my brother, a neighbor and I would walk the two miles to the bowling alley. Our parents only gave us enough money to bowl in the league. We had a long, hot walk back home so we would stop at a convenience store and steal ice cream. One day I was the last one out and was stopped. What made it even more interesting was the fact that the owner of the store was a friend of my mother. She told me that if I ever came back into her store, she would tell my mother. That was the best thing that could have happened to me. I died a thousand deaths wondering if she was going to tell my mother. She never did, but the thought of getting caught has kept me honest ever since.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
