racer42 0 #1 May 18, 2006 If you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts. Just take a few seconds and focus on each step." 1. Picture yourself near a stream. 2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air. 3. No one but you knows your secret place. 4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "The World." 5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 6. The water is crystal clear. 7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater. See, you're smiling already.L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leapdog 0 #2 May 18, 2006 I like this one. let us pray- God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things I can; and the strenght to choke the living shit out of som easshole who desparately deserves it. Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fields 0 #3 May 18, 2006 Quote God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things I can; and the knowledge to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill, because they pissed me off."And the sky is blue and righteous in every direction" Survivor Chuck Palahniuk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnsisland 0 #4 May 18, 2006 Quote...stress management technique... See, you're smiling already. First the problem must be defined, therefore one must ask what is stress? Can you define stress? Definition of Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to beat or choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it. Arch? I can arch just fine with my back to the ground. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leapdog 0 #5 May 18, 2006 QuoteQuote God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things I can; and the knowledge to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill, because they pissed me off. Good one. Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
