scaryshari 0 #1 May 17, 2006 A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, "the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? " "No," she replies. . . . . (Drumroll, please) "You just happened to catch my eye." is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 May 17, 2006 Why did I read this? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 May 17, 2006 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #4 May 17, 2006 I want those 20 seconds back, please. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #5 May 17, 2006 I'm still laughing. Walt, sorry...but, HA HA HA HA HA!! "you caught my eye." is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #6 May 17, 2006 Greatest. Joke. Ever.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,534 #7 May 17, 2006 I knew it would be good as soon as I saw who wrote it Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #8 May 17, 2006 EYE aim to please is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #9 May 17, 2006 Just a matter of time before the statement "I had my EYE on you' Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
