darnknit 0 #1 May 8, 2006 what's the difference between a packer and a hooker? hookers take showers. what's the first thing a packer does when he wakes up? removes the ball-gag. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #2 May 8, 2006 So this packer walks into a bar.... and everyone beats the shit out of him. darnknit --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #3 May 8, 2006 So this packer's walking down the street.... and gets hit by a MAC truck doin 70 in the 25 zone and scatters his brains across a 4 lane road. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #4 May 8, 2006 So this packer gets thrown in prison for packin a 540 degree line twist for a BASE jump off a 200 ft tower killing a guy with a much larger penis than he possessed.... and everyone fucked his little bitch ass in his ass without any lube of any sort. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #5 May 8, 2006 So this packer waves at me down at the DZ and says "HI".... and I punch him in the face, breaking his jaw in 3 places. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #6 May 8, 2006 QuoteSo this packer waves at me down at the DZ and says "HI".... and I punch him in the face, breaking his jaw in 3 places. you must not know the same packers I do Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #7 May 8, 2006 So I'm fucking this packer in the ass.... I mean I'm just beatin the shit out of it... I'm pullin his hair, smackin his ass, choking the fucker and I reach around and the guy has a fuckin hard on and I'm thinking to myself, "WHAT A FUCKIN FAG". --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #8 May 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteSo this packer waves at me down at the DZ and says "HI".... and I punch him in the face, breaking his jaw in 3 places. you must not know the same packers I do You don't know the same ME that I know. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #9 May 8, 2006 Darnknit = funny You = not so much Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #10 May 8, 2006 Quote Darnknit = funny You = not so much you're a packer, aren't you? --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #11 May 8, 2006 QuoteQuote Darnknit = funny You = not so much you're a packer, aren't you? No But some of my best friends are Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 May 8, 2006 You gotta be kidding, right? The only other option is that you are one sick puppy. Come to think of it, the two are not mutually exclusive. Packer: You want this psycho-packed? Jumper: Yes Packer: Hey 54321. Come pack this!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
malboy 0 #13 May 8, 2006 yeah, one of my best mates is a packer. hes ginger and never showers, that much is true. his name is Ally Milne!www.ewancowie.com www.facebook.com/ewancowiephotography Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #14 May 8, 2006 QuotePacker: Hey 54321. Come pack this! I'm sorry, but that sounds toatally GAY POPS. "Come pack this!" --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #15 May 8, 2006 theese packers show up at the dz,refusing to pack thouse silly rigs,instead they start jump out of planes them self.. now whos got the problem yes im a packer.. i pack my own canopy EACH time i used it.. Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #16 May 8, 2006 says more about you than me... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #17 May 8, 2006 Quote says more about you than me... oh never mind... (sigh) --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #18 May 8, 2006 I'm sorry but you guys are duller than a butter knife... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #19 May 8, 2006 ha ha just teasing you,dont be sad Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #20 May 8, 2006 Quoteha ha just teasing you,dont be sad Oh so you guys were pretending to not get the humor here? Well that’s just ingenious of you… --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #21 May 8, 2006 no it were a poor try showing that we does have humorwhich we actualy dont.. Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #22 May 8, 2006 whats does a packer give himself for christmas?? your altimeter! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #23 May 8, 2006 knock knock.... oh wait packers dont knock they just rifle through your shit when your not home Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #24 May 8, 2006 Quoteif you're gonna be dumb, you'd better be tough not necessarily, lucky will also do, and it hurts less. how can you tell a packer borrowed your car? there's a dead hooker in the trunk. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #25 May 8, 2006 Quotewhats does a packer give himself for christmas?? 4 risers tangling, 3 sliders off, 2 toggles not stowed, and a haAArd ooopenening. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
