popsjumper 2 #26 May 8, 2006 now THAT was a good one! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #27 May 8, 2006 Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #28 May 8, 2006 what's the difference between a packer and a catfish? one is a scum-sucking bottom dweller, and the other's a fish. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #29 May 8, 2006 what did the packer say when she ran out of drugs? god, this music SUCKS! pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #30 May 8, 2006 So this packer hates me cause I have a big cock and I stole his woman and fucked his mom in the same night..... so he packed me a fucked up senario, had to cut away and trust the res pack of another guy whome I nailed his ole lady while he was out of town as well... to make a long story short, I cut away and pulled the rigged reserve just in time to brake me before I hit the open water and knocked myself out. So I go pay this little jeleous pussy-whiped packer guy a visit with a crow bar and give him a piece of my mind.......... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #31 May 8, 2006 Sounds like packers have taught you plenty of things about "packing a chute." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #32 May 8, 2006 how can you tell you have become too lazy to masturbate? you're fucking a packer. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #33 May 8, 2006 Quit acting like a parrot. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #34 May 8, 2006 QuoteQuit acting like a parrot. shhhhh... you're blowing my cover. I've got everyone thinking I'm really a jerkoff or somthing like that, and here you come and unmask me... how cruel. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #35 May 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuit acting like a parrot. shhhhh... you're blowing my cover. I've got everyone thinking I'm really a jerkoff or somthing like that, and here you come and unmask me... how cruel. No - really - it's working very well. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #36 May 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuit acting like a parrot. shhhhh... you're blowing my cover. I've got everyone thinking I'm really a jerkoff or somthing like that, and here you come and unmask me... how cruel. No - really - it's working very well. I'm flipping you off with my penis right this very second . --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #37 May 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuit acting like a parrot. shhhhh... you're blowing my cover. I've got everyone thinking I'm really a jerkoff or somthing like that, and here you come and unmask me... how cruel. No - really - it's working very well. I'm flipping you off with my penis right this very second . Do your co-workers know this? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #38 May 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuit acting like a parrot. shhhhh... you're blowing my cover. I've got everyone thinking I'm really a jerkoff or somthing like that, and here you come and unmask me... how cruel. No - really - it's working very well. I'm flipping you off with my penis right this very second . Do your co-workers know this? Dude.... when i flip somebody off with my penis, EVERYONE knows it. --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #39 May 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuit acting like a parrot. shhhhh... you're blowing my cover. I've got everyone thinking I'm really a jerkoff or somthing like that, and here you come and unmask me... how cruel. No - really - it's working very well. I'm flipping you off with my penis right this very second . Do your co-workers know this? Dude.... when i flip somebody off with my penis, EVERYONE knows it. My guess is that you would have to explain it to them.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
5432154321 0 #40 May 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuit acting like a parrot. shhhhh... you're blowing my cover. I've got everyone thinking I'm really a jerkoff or somthing like that, and here you come and unmask me... how cruel. No - really - it's working very well. I'm flipping you off with my penis right this very second . Do your co-workers know this? Dude.... when i flip somebody off with my penis, EVERYONE knows it. My guess is that you would have to explain it to them. well YA... but they still KNOW... "Hey Richard, is that a pencil in your pocket or are you flipping off someone with your penis again?" --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #41 May 8, 2006 Quote "Hey Richard, is that a pencil in your pocket or are you flipping off someone with your penis again?" LOL Yeah - I guess the eraser head is a giveaway - huh? Packer Joke: So a packer walks into a bar . . . well actually it was me hitting him with it . . . but . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrmedic 0 #42 May 8, 2006 DAAAAAMMMNNNNNN. Just a little hostility there. Did the one about the packer having a bigger dick than you hit home?CYA!....up there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #43 May 9, 2006 so, a packer gets pulled over. in the car is an unopened case of beer. the cop immediately arrests the packer for petty theft. because even hick-town keystone cops know packers don't BUY beer. before the cop can return the case of beer to the dropzone, he notices the dead hooker in the trunk, that's when he realizes packers don't OWN cars, and adds grand theft auto to the charges. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueSBDeath 2 #44 May 9, 2006 "Your Mom's a Packer" BSBD...........Its all about Respect, USPA#-7062, FB-2197, Outlaw 499 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #45 May 9, 2006 what's white and eighteen inches long? your closing loop after you hire a packer. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #47 May 10, 2006 whats the difference between a packer and a poo flinging monkey? monkeys dont fall out of trees. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #48 May 10, 2006 Speaking of beer, packers and monkeys... http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/monkeybeer.php My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #49 May 11, 2006 how can you tell your friend femured in? a packer is rifling through his gearbag looking for jump tickets and sunglasses. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pirana 0 #50 May 11, 2006 I thought it was going to be a thread about the Green Bay Packers. How disappointing. I was looking forward to the jokes from all the psuedo-macho types who fantasize about having sex with Brett Favre." . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
