Buried 0 #1 May 16, 2006 -You forget what to do -Cocheese calls you every night -Turtlespeed starts looking good to you -Bob has run out of batteries -inanimate objects start to look good to you -Words such as package,muffin, tuna, sausage first make you think about..... -You are wildcard451 -Rosie O'donnald starts looking good to you -Sunshine won't talk about fellatio around you -You really start considering the brown bag theory. -You spend your spare time in a retirement home -Bob breaks Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 May 16, 2006 -You say to your friend "Wow.........that Iraqi chick is HOT!" Believe it or not there are quite a few hotties in Kurdistan. Of course........consider yourself lucky if you get as much as a smile and wave. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #3 May 16, 2006 Quote-You say to your friend "Wow.........that Iraqi chick is HOT!" Believe it or not there are quite a few hotties in Kurdistan. Of course........consider yourself lucky if you get as much as a smile and wave. How can you tell? Don't they wear burkas?"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #4 May 16, 2006 -When your name is Scott Somebody had to say it"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #5 May 16, 2006 -when you start calling old b/f or g/fs Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 May 16, 2006 No..........You're thinking of Afghanistan. In fact........I can't recall EVER seeing a woman in a full burka here. You see quite a few in what we call a "Ninja or Penguin" outfit. It's a long black dress with a head scarf but it doesn't cover the face. Most Muslim women only wear a "Kafeya" which is a head scarf and dress fairly "western" otherwise. Many more women dress completely western. Especially in Kurdistan. There are many Christians here. So........there's your middle eastern cultural lesson for today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #7 May 16, 2006 Nice one man. I dig it. and yeah, some strange might do me nicely Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #8 May 16, 2006 -You have to get skin grafts on your tallywacker"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #9 May 16, 2006 i'm trying to help you out here Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #10 May 16, 2006 Quote -You forget what to do -Cocheese calls you every night -Turtlespeed starts looking good to you -Bob has run out of batteries -inanimate objects start to look good to you -Words such as package,muffin, tuna, sausage first make you think about..... -You are wildcard451 -Rosie O'donnald starts looking good to you -Sunshine won't talk about fellatio around you -You really start considering the brown bag theory. -You spend your spare time in a retirement home -Bob breaks You give your hands names...Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 May 16, 2006 QuoteQuote -You forget what to do -Cocheese calls you every night -Turtlespeed starts looking good to you -Bob has run out of batteries -inanimate objects start to look good to you -Words such as package,muffin, tuna, sausage first make you think about..... -You are wildcard451 -Rosie O'donnald starts looking good to you -Sunshine won't talk about fellatio around you -You really start considering the brown bag theory. -You spend your spare time in a retirement home -Bob breaks You give your hands names... Doesn't everyone???? ------------- Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies is looking bvetter every day.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #12 May 16, 2006 *The electric motor on your "friend" gives out! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #13 May 16, 2006 -Apple pie isn't just dessert anymore."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #14 May 16, 2006 You ask the judge if he can lift the restraining order for 1 night only.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #15 May 16, 2006 You can type the same speed with either hand.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #16 May 16, 2006 Your tandem students ask, "which ripcord"?Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 May 16, 2006 QuoteYour tandem students ask, "which ripcord"? . . . and you let him try the wrong one first.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #18 May 16, 2006 You zip your jumpsuit & have a natural arch.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #19 May 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteYour tandem students ask, "which ripcord"? . . . and you let him try the wrong one first. Over and over and over again. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #20 May 16, 2006 Quote. . . and you let him try the wrong one first. That's just wrong on so many levels.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #21 May 16, 2006 "Just another 1000 feet . . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #22 May 16, 2006 You don't need a pole to set-up your tent"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #23 May 16, 2006 Your tandem student arches before they leave the airplane.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #24 May 16, 2006 You are the only belly flyer on a hybrid.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #25 May 16, 2006 So I guess that hybrid that Kristin and I did where she was the bellyflyer and I was the hangar means that we were really horny. Cool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
