livendive 8 #26 May 11, 2006 Quote>>You have to shampoo the carpet.<< You have to shampoo the ceiling There's enough cum to shampoo a buffalo. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattyblast 0 #27 May 11, 2006 ...you're still going at it even after the hot water in the shower runs out."DOOR!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wightout 0 #28 May 11, 2006 Nobody moves for a good 10 minutes and if you're lucky that might start things up again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites riddler 0 #29 May 11, 2006 QuoteIf I'm not wheezing, you're not pleasing! Which is why I only date asthmatics.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #30 May 11, 2006 QuoteFinish the statement. I'll start... You know the sex was good when, the asthmatic you were with, reaches for his inhaler when it is all said and done with.Bobbi She says, "no charge"! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #31 May 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteFinish the statement. I'll start... You know the sex was good when, the asthmatic you were with, reaches for his inhaler when it is all said and done with.Bobbi She says, "no charge"! Walt _____________________________________ ...or, when she pays you! I always have been a bit of a dreamer. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpjunkie 0 #32 May 11, 2006 Does she pay you in horse feed, Chuck? Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 220 #33 May 11, 2006 QuoteFinish the statement. I'll start... You know the sex was good when, the asthmatic you were with, reaches for his inhaler when it is all said and done with.Bobbi You both are found a week later - having died of simultaneous embolisms. .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #34 May 11, 2006 Yeah, dammit! I've got so much that I'm having to give it away to keep it from going bad! Quit startin' shit! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpjunkie 0 #35 May 11, 2006 Go Sue. Yee ha!!!!! Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #36 May 11, 2006 QuoteGo Sue. Yee ha!!!!! ______________________________ Oh, good grief! What have you been up to, Bud? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bdbrown 0 #37 May 11, 2006 When ya nutt so hard that you get a cramp and limp for a week -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #38 May 11, 2006 QuoteWhen ya nutt so hard that you get a cramp and limp for a week __________________________________ That's a damned good clue! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #39 May 11, 2006 Its all good Chris....seems like alot of us here aren't getting "any" by the amount of responses to this thread. "My rely was meant to be a serious reply to your thread" I have a hard time taking things serious these days...it just went right over my head, and thats saying something when you stand 6'1. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 220 #40 May 11, 2006 . . . you don't actualy remember stopping.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hexadecimal 0 #41 May 11, 2006 (reneck) The goat is constipated for the next 2 weeks (/redneck) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #42 May 11, 2006 You know the blowjob was good when afterwards you have to pull the sheets out of your ass. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wightout 0 #43 May 11, 2006 QuoteYou know the blowjob was good when afterwards you have to pull the sheets out of your ass. damn...that was good!! Then again...I've been told I'm pretty good!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Michele 1 #44 May 11, 2006 You know the sex was good when..... When he stands up, stumbles, and cries out "you made me weak!!!" Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #45 May 11, 2006 ........you have to get stitches to repair the damage"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DJL 235 #46 May 11, 2006 When she throws her hands in the air and yells "YAHTZEE!!""I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites caress 0 #47 May 11, 2006 You know the sex was good when you both convulse in a heap on the floor and wake up later the next day starving for fruit and whipped cream and you are stuck to the sheets-caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites owellynot 0 #48 May 11, 2006 QuoteWhen you stick the dismount and even the Russian judge gives you a "10". iceskating christ, that made me snort! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #49 May 11, 2006 For me to know and you not to find out Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Yoshi 0 #50 May 11, 2006 ...when you finish you pass out for 12 hours and wake up to start all over again... ...4 days later you still cant explain the bruises to your boss. ...when you cum as many times as she does in a marathon screw. ...you finish and she says "I think I am in love with you....so whats your name again?" ...you have to take two showers to get the smell of sex off your body._________________________________________ this space for rent. 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riddler 0 #29 May 11, 2006 QuoteIf I'm not wheezing, you're not pleasing! Which is why I only date asthmatics.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #30 May 11, 2006 QuoteFinish the statement. I'll start... You know the sex was good when, the asthmatic you were with, reaches for his inhaler when it is all said and done with.Bobbi She says, "no charge"! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #31 May 11, 2006 QuoteQuoteFinish the statement. I'll start... You know the sex was good when, the asthmatic you were with, reaches for his inhaler when it is all said and done with.Bobbi She says, "no charge"! Walt _____________________________________ ...or, when she pays you! I always have been a bit of a dreamer. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie 0 #32 May 11, 2006 Does she pay you in horse feed, Chuck? Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #33 May 11, 2006 QuoteFinish the statement. I'll start... You know the sex was good when, the asthmatic you were with, reaches for his inhaler when it is all said and done with.Bobbi You both are found a week later - having died of simultaneous embolisms. .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #34 May 11, 2006 Yeah, dammit! I've got so much that I'm having to give it away to keep it from going bad! Quit startin' shit! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie 0 #35 May 11, 2006 Go Sue. Yee ha!!!!! Tubing, so easy a caveman can do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #36 May 11, 2006 QuoteGo Sue. Yee ha!!!!! ______________________________ Oh, good grief! What have you been up to, Bud? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bdbrown 0 #37 May 11, 2006 When ya nutt so hard that you get a cramp and limp for a week -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #38 May 11, 2006 QuoteWhen ya nutt so hard that you get a cramp and limp for a week __________________________________ That's a damned good clue! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #39 May 11, 2006 Its all good Chris....seems like alot of us here aren't getting "any" by the amount of responses to this thread. "My rely was meant to be a serious reply to your thread" I have a hard time taking things serious these days...it just went right over my head, and thats saying something when you stand 6'1. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #40 May 11, 2006 . . . you don't actualy remember stopping.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hexadecimal 0 #41 May 11, 2006 (reneck) The goat is constipated for the next 2 weeks (/redneck) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #42 May 11, 2006 You know the blowjob was good when afterwards you have to pull the sheets out of your ass. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wightout 0 #43 May 11, 2006 QuoteYou know the blowjob was good when afterwards you have to pull the sheets out of your ass. damn...that was good!! Then again...I've been told I'm pretty good!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #44 May 11, 2006 You know the sex was good when..... When he stands up, stumbles, and cries out "you made me weak!!!" Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #45 May 11, 2006 ........you have to get stitches to repair the damage"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #46 May 11, 2006 When she throws her hands in the air and yells "YAHTZEE!!""I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #47 May 11, 2006 You know the sex was good when you both convulse in a heap on the floor and wake up later the next day starving for fruit and whipped cream and you are stuck to the sheets-caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
owellynot 0 #48 May 11, 2006 QuoteWhen you stick the dismount and even the Russian judge gives you a "10". iceskating christ, that made me snort! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #49 May 11, 2006 For me to know and you not to find out Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #50 May 11, 2006 ...when you finish you pass out for 12 hours and wake up to start all over again... ...4 days later you still cant explain the bruises to your boss. ...when you cum as many times as she does in a marathon screw. ...you finish and she says "I think I am in love with you....so whats your name again?" ...you have to take two showers to get the smell of sex off your body._________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
