skydemon2 0 #51 May 12, 2006 QuoteFinish the statement. I'll start... You know the sex was good when, the asthmatic you were with, reaches for his inhaler when it is all said and done with.Bobbi when both my wrist and elbow are sore...Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #52 May 12, 2006 QuoteYou know the sex was good when, the asthmatic you were with, reaches for his inhaler when it is all said and done with. wow....you weren't by chance sleeping with my ex were ya that is some funny stuff....... personally I know the sex was good when I don't throw them out afterwards....or go......oh my.....look at the time till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #53 May 12, 2006 it was good when the lunch you had packed was not enough and you need to stop for dinner.......... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #54 May 12, 2006 Quote You know the sex was good when, *** When your neighbors call and ask, "Could you keep the noise down!?!?" When your neighbors call and ask, "can we join in?"Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #55 May 12, 2006 .......you're still savoring the flava,2 days later"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Avion 0 #56 May 12, 2006 QuoteYou know the sex was good when, You still feel good three days later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #57 May 12, 2006 when everyone later that day says with no prompt "you must have got some today.,..youre glowing"_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
udder 0 #58 May 12, 2006 you wake up to find the dishes done"In one way or the other, I'm a bad brother. Word to the motherf**ker." Eazy-E Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #59 May 12, 2006 You have to put an Ace Bandage on your Tallywacker"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflychris 0 #60 May 12, 2006 Whwn the hooker tell's ney me dont worry hony you dont owe me a thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #61 May 12, 2006 You DON'T wake up with a chewed off arm underneath you! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #62 May 12, 2006 Quoteyou wake up to find the dishes done when you wake up and find all the dishes broken_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #63 May 12, 2006 you called out 5 names durring sex and got a response from each name :)_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #64 May 12, 2006 QuoteYou DON'T wake up with a chewed off arm underneath you! This is my favorite one by far! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaMan 0 #65 May 12, 2006 She gets up to go to the bathroom in the morning and has to learn to walk again! Z-Flock 8 Discotec Rodriguez Too bad weapons grade stupidity doesn't lead to sterility. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #66 May 12, 2006 A guy is strolling along Vegas Strip when a stunning hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, "How much?" The Hooker replies, "$500 for a hand-job." The guy's jaw drops: "$500 dollars, for a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The hooker says, "Do you see that Hard Rock cafe on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you see the Hard Rock about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third Cafe?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500." The Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies, "$1,500." "$1,500? No blow-job could be worth that." The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. See that casino just across the street? I own it. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can't believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the pension savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?" The hooker says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?" "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?" "No," the hooker replies... "But I would if I had a pussy." ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #67 May 13, 2006 YEASSSS!!! tHE sTrEAKER IS COMING HOME TONIGHT!! 14 DAYS WITH OUT HIM MAKES ME too weak!! OH HELL IT'S BEEN A MONTH who am I kidding!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #68 May 13, 2006 BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #69 May 13, 2006 I'll let you know my answer to your question when I get my strength back..skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldphart 0 #70 May 13, 2006 it,s been six months and your still doing it at least twice a day!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #71 May 13, 2006 How long have you 2 been together? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #72 May 13, 2006 QuoteHow long have you 2 been together? Thirty one years. He's still the man of my dreams. Unfortunately, he lives about 450 miles north of me now, but in 5 years and 5 months, he'll be moving home..skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #73 May 13, 2006 QuoteWhen you laugh uncontrolably after orgasm Sex is always good! Keep up here!! sheesh! good to the last drop _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #74 May 13, 2006 Holy shit. That, right there, is the dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowwhite 0 #75 May 13, 2006 My folks were married 32 years, then my dad died. His folks were married one week shy of 55 years when his mom died. We come from longevity. I think we have about 60 years in us, but we've lived apart for the last 12 years because of work, so when we live together again, it's gonna be a shock.skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 3 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Snowwhite 0 #75 May 13, 2006 My folks were married 32 years, then my dad died. His folks were married one week shy of 55 years when his mom died. We come from longevity. I think we have about 60 years in us, but we've lived apart for the last 12 years because of work, so when we live together again, it's gonna be a shock.skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
