funks 1 #1 May 12, 2006 I can touch the tongue to the tip, wish I could get it just a little further. What about you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 May 12, 2006 Saw a guy doing some yoga stretches at a DZ a few years back... I'm kinda watching with interest when he looks over at me and winks...saying~ "I'm just 1/2 inch away from the best blow job of my life!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamdiablo 0 #3 May 12, 2006 Why? What the hell would possess you to even try? Skygods, please help this lost soul Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 May 12, 2006 You would never leave the house if you could do that so shush up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamdiablo 0 #5 May 12, 2006 I would to leave the house. I can't skydive from my house.... and how would I pay the bills? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #6 May 12, 2006 Quote I can't skydive from my house Ahhhh, so naive. Like skydiving could ever be better than giving yourself a hummer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #7 May 12, 2006 Quote I can touch the tongue to the tip, wish I could get it just a little further. What about you? I would still choke on it, its just to big!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlankSteak 0 #8 May 12, 2006 Someone once asked me "When was the last time you had sex in the back of a car?" I said "You mean with someone?"______________________________________________ "...whatever stands against freedom must be set aside, be it ritual or superstition or limitation in any form." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #9 May 12, 2006 Take your copy of "Clerks" out of the DVD/VCR player and back away from the TV."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #10 May 12, 2006 Quote Someone once asked me "When was the last time you had sex in the back of a car?" I said "You mean with someone?" *** On the other hand... I'm 6'4", and in high-school used to use the backseat of my 69 Camaro as and bachelor pad. Few times there, I damn near ended up givin' myself a hummer...BY ACCIDENT! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #11 May 12, 2006 The hilarious part of this poll.. is that all guys would spit when giving themselves a blow job. And they frigging expect women to swallow! No thanks! "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #12 May 12, 2006 if you love me you would swallow... Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #13 May 12, 2006 Quote The hilarious part of this poll.. is that all guys would spit when giving themselves a blow job. And they frigging expect women to swallow! No thanks! And I'll just *AHEM* cross you off my list of possible extramarital affairs... Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #14 May 12, 2006 I'm with ya, sista! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #15 May 12, 2006 Quote I'm with ya, sista! What the fuck kind of conspiracy is this? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #16 May 12, 2006 just some of the few Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #17 May 12, 2006 Quote Quote I'm with ya, sista! What the fuck kind of conspiracy is this? It's obviously a conspiracy to make men miserable. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #18 May 12, 2006 Quote It's obviously a conspiracy to make men miserable. hasn't that been going on for years? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 May 12, 2006 Quote Quote It's obviously a conspiracy to make men miserable. hasn't that been going on for years? *** Maybe at YOUR house... Personally...it ain't over 'till my toes curl, my ears suck in and I gotta pull the bedsheets outta my ass. Like Folgers coffee...GOOD to the LAST DROP! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #20 May 12, 2006 I understand why your toes are curling, but why is she shoving bedsheets in your ass? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #21 May 12, 2006 Quote The hilarious part of this poll.. is that all guys would spit when giving themselves a blow job. And they frigging expect women to swallow! No thanks! Karen I will have you know we only want you to swallow because it is healthy for you!!!!!! All we care about is the womans health!! http://www.dontspitswallow.com/cum_nutrition.shtml Please feel free to browse the complete site there is alot of good info there for you ladies!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 May 12, 2006 Quote I understand why your toes are curling, but why is she shoving bedsheets in your ass? *** No 'shoving' involved.... It's the same reason my ears are touching...VACUUM! Gotta get it ALL!!! BLOW is just an expression! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #23 May 12, 2006 Quote I'm with ya, sista! To quote one woman: "What sort of message does that convey to immediately run to the nearest sink to spit? I’m comfortable enough to get down on my knees and wrap my lips around your cock, but not comfortable enough to swallow the fruits of my labor? I know I’d be offended if my boyfriend ran to the bathroom to gargle with mouthwash after going down on me. So, sure I swallow. It’s almost impolite not to."Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #24 May 12, 2006 So what? If we put out a large glob of ill-tasting jizzum, I'd expect y'all to spit, too. You should try going down on a girl who's on the rag and swallow that shit. Maybe she can pass a nice clot for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #25 May 12, 2006 Quote You should try going down on a girl who's on the rag and swallow that shit. Maybe she can pass a nice clot for you. Fuck yeah, now we're talking. Been there done that and loved every flippin minute of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
