leapdog 0 #1 May 12, 2006 people so quick to burn bridges? Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 May 12, 2006 For the same reason why we burn witches...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #3 May 12, 2006 they forget about karmadiamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gofast_ER 0 #4 May 12, 2006 because its fun to burn stuffI may not agree with what you have to say but i'll defend to the death your right to say it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #5 May 12, 2006 Quotepeople so quick to burn bridges? I think that happened a long time age and you should let it go, most bridges are steel now and we dont have that problem anymore.Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #6 May 12, 2006 Quotethey forget about karmaWhat are you talking about... Karma's right here in the toom with me... How could I forget about her?Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #7 May 12, 2006 QuoteQuotethey forget about karmaWhat are you talking about... Karma's right here in the toom with me... How could I forget about her? Toom? is that a cross between a tomb and a room! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #8 May 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotethey forget about karmaWhat are you talking about... Karma's right here in the toom with me... How could I forget about her? Toom? is that a cross between a tomb and a room! Yes, Yes it is... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #9 May 12, 2006 The bridge, the bridge, the bridge is on fire. We don't need no water Let the mother f'er burn. Burn Baby! Burn! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #10 May 12, 2006 QuoteFor the same reason why we burn witches... SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 May 12, 2006 QuoteSHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT! A Newt? I got better.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #12 May 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteFor the same reason why we burn witches... SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT! Doh... Bring out your dead... Bring out your dead... Old man: I'm not dead yet... I think I'll go for a walk... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #13 May 12, 2006 Dave beat youDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leapdog 0 #14 May 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteFor the same reason why we burn witches... SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT! Doh... Bring out your dead... Bring out your dead... Old man: I'm not dead yet... I think I'll go for a walk... That Monty Python flick is one of my favorites. Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chizazz 0 #15 May 12, 2006 Wait...so let me get this straight.... We're watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail because somebody tried to burn a steel bridge with Icon's dog "supposively" on it but they were mistaken because she's in a tomb with him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leapdog 0 #16 May 12, 2006 It seems that the thread has taken that direction. Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chizazz 0 #17 May 12, 2006 I'm lost....so...if witches back THEN were made of wood...just like bridges... Does that mean witches today are made of steel? Because logically that makes sense. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #18 May 12, 2006 QuoteI'm lost....so...if witches back THEN were made of wood...just like bridges... Does that mean witches today are made of steel? Because logically that makes sense. But if whitches were made out of steel they wouldn't burn now would theyDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leapdog 0 #19 May 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'm lost....so...if witches back THEN were made of wood...just like bridges... Does that mean witches today are made of steel? Because logically that makes sense. But if whitches were made out of steel they wouldn't burn now would they Sure they would, they would just have a higher, much higher, flash point. Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #20 May 12, 2006 Steel burns. Steel will burn you too...which everyone knows for a fact if they've ever welded before. And you can start a fire with steel wool. Had to do that a about 10 years ago on a VERY cold and damp camping trip with a square flashlight/lantern battery and some steel wool out of my car's toolbox.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chizazz 0 #21 May 12, 2006 True true...but maybe they don't burn as easily nowadays. Maybe you hafta throw them into a giant metal melting oven or something. That's the only explanation I can think of. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chizazz 0 #22 May 12, 2006 Are you trying to say that witches are made out of steel wool these days?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #23 May 12, 2006 Ok well for those of us who don't have a welder, or even thermite. How are we supposed to burn a witch?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leapdog 0 #24 May 12, 2006 QuoteTrue true...but maybe they don't burn as easily nowadays. Maybe you hafta throw them into a giant metal melting oven or something. That's the only explanation I can think of. Wait a minute, we are leaving something out. The method is that if you suspect someone of beinng a witch, you have to throw them in the pond and if they drown they aren't a witch. If they float then you burn them. So if they are made of steel today, they will drown. no burning needed. Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #25 May 12, 2006 QuoteHow are we supposed to burn a witch? Got an overweight friend? Buy them some corduroy pants. The temperatures involved can weld titanium!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
