Buried 0 #1 May 12, 2006 What would be the first three or four things you would do or change? -Have every type of plane (to jump from) at my becking call -I'd send all the idiots on a rocket into the sun (would have to be a BIG rocket) -Build an under ocean city Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamdiablo 0 #2 May 12, 2006 -free alcohol for all skydivers -more free alcohol -porno fridays (Edited to add: this replaces casual Fridays... must act out your favorite porn (some exclusions apply)) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 May 12, 2006 Increase space exploration and spending by 100000% Put all soldiers back in their own countries. Sort out the bad people and kick them in the nuts or ovaries Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #4 May 12, 2006 Quotefree alcohol for all skydivers Trying just a bit to hard to fit in and make friends arent ya chief? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #5 May 12, 2006 Spend money working on finding fuel alternatives. Figure out how to end world hunger - there's plenty of food to go around - we just seem to have it all here in the US. Have you liked at the obesity numbers lately? Celebrate by taking all my friends on a vacation. : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 May 12, 2006 What's a becking call?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamdiablo 0 #7 May 12, 2006 QuoteQuotefree alcohol for all skydivers Trying just a bit to hard to fit in and make friends arent ya chief? Nah, just find it more entertaining when I'm not the only drunk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #8 May 12, 2006 -Make women go topless -Legalize Pot -When women meet men replace hand shake with oral-sex law."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 May 12, 2006 I don't even know where to start. Too . . . many . . . things . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #10 May 12, 2006 QuoteWhat's a becking call? Ask one of those idiots getting on that rocket over there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #11 May 12, 2006 QuoteI don't even know where to start. Too . . . many . . . things . . . I'd put Kelly in charge. So I could relax and watch her do her work. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamdiablo 0 #12 May 12, 2006 Quote-Make women go topless You sure you want ALL women to go topless? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #13 May 12, 2006 QuoteWhat's a becking call? beckoning Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #14 May 12, 2006 QuoteI don't even know where to start. Too . . . many . . . things . . . ok so then share some Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #15 May 12, 2006 QuoteQuote-Make women go topless You sure you want ALL women to go topless? still better than all going bottomless Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #16 May 12, 2006 Bzzt. I'm sorry. It's "beck and call". Thanks for playing! We have some lovely parting gifts for you to take with you on your rocket ship! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #17 May 12, 2006 QuoteQuote-Make women go topless You sure you want ALL women to go topless?The ones we don't wanna see topless we'll put on that rocket.This is Uthopia ya know."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #18 May 12, 2006 QuoteBzzt. I'm sorry. It's "beck and call". Thanks for playing! We have some lovely parting gifts for you to take with you on your rocket ship! not any more. I rule the world remember! *edit - maybe i should bring back the 80's too Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #19 May 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote-Make women go topless You sure you want ALL women to go topless? still better than all going bottomless Have you forgot about that time of the month thing??Wheres the barf smiley when you need it"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #20 May 12, 2006 When I finally get elected King (And I will be some day!!!) 1st Law: Instant death penalty for anyone who produces a Chick Flick!! Chick Flicks are evil and must be eradicated. All movies must contain atleast 1 Car Chase, 2 Major explosions and at least 10 Boobie shots!! Law #2: Birth Control added to the worlds water supply. Antidote is to be freely available. This way every Child born into this world will be a conscious decision. Yes this will cut down the population but I think it will make the world a much better place over all. Law #3 Spandex, Lycra or any other Skin Tight material will not be made in any size over LARGE. Spandex is a Privilege, Not a Right!! Remember to Vote for me in the next King of the World election!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #21 May 12, 2006 Hmmmm . . . All education would be free to those who work for it. Beauty would really be focused on what's inside (and the boobies, of course). Everyone would become color blind. All workers would receive 6 weeks of paid vacation. Families would eat together every night. And I would get to drive a different awesome car every day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #22 May 12, 2006 But chick flicks have gotten many a guy laid."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #23 May 12, 2006 QuoteSpandex, Lycra or any other Skin Tight material will not be made in any size over LARGE. Spandex is a Privilege, Not a Right!! come on you know t hose other women will just try to fit in the large size anyways Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #24 May 12, 2006 #2 and #3 have my support. #1 does not, but not for the reasons you might think. I am not actually a proponent of chick flicks, preferring explosions and cool fight scenes, but they have their place in this world. Think about it: do you really want all those chicks who LOOOOOVE chick flicks emitting a simultaneous whine of galactic proportions when they can't get their fucking groove back? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #25 May 12, 2006 QuoteEveryone would become color blind. wouldn't that be the same if everyone wasn't color blind? does the everyone you mention above also include blind people? QuoteFamilies would eat together every night do we need to? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
