selbbub78 0 #26 May 9, 2006 Quotehttp://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv aparently I am not that bad First Level of Hell - Limbo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad. I'm with you!!! CReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #27 May 9, 2006 You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate. Meh.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #28 May 9, 2006 I am the Devil. I run Hell. There are no levels. However, there are some really awesome seats next to the entrance. If your nice to me, I'll let you have one of those spots and you can make fun of the new guys when the arrive : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #29 May 9, 2006 QuoteI am the Devil. I run Hell. There are no levels. However, there are some really awesome seats next to the entrance. If your nice to me, I'll let you have one of those spots and you can make fun of the new guys when the arrive : ) I want in on that action!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #30 May 9, 2006 QuoteI want in on that action!!!! When I come to Houston in July, you'll have the opportunity to be nice to me : ) In the meantime, you could write an essay on why you should be entitled to a seat near the entrance. Convince me Walt...are you worthy?Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #31 May 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteI want in on that action!!!! When I come to Houston in July, you'll have the opportunity to be nice to me : ) In the meantime, you could write an essay on why you should be entitled to a seat near the entrance. Convince me Walt...are you worthy? Feeling a little "Uppity" today? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #32 May 9, 2006 Purgatory for me, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #33 May 9, 2006 QuoteFeeling a little "Uppity" today? Master Turtlespeed, I didn't know you were here. I'm sorry for stepping out of your shadow. I'll just slink back under my rock. Your low life protegee, SarahJump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamdiablo 0 #34 May 9, 2006 The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | Very High Level 3 | Moderate Level 4 | High Level 5 | High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High Level 7 | High Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #35 May 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteI want in on that action!!!! When I come to Houston in July, you'll have the opportunity to be nice to me : ) In the meantime, you could write an essay on why you should be entitled to a seat near the entrance. Convince me Walt...are you worthy? Put me, airtwardo (sorry RevJim--I think you would be a "no show" in hell) and soulshine at the entrance. Not only would we know most of the new arrivals, but we would already have the dirt on them. You would watch with absolute glee as we assigned them their new roomies (hellies?). "Popsjumper, did you really think you had escaped your ex-wife for eternity? heh heh" "Sorry Clay, no sheep for you, but you'll have loads of time to be nice to all your ex-GFs. By the way, they all have baseball bats with spikes in them." "Icon, you're finally gonna get laid. Don't worry he'll be gentle." Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #36 May 9, 2006 5th level and Disorder Rating Paranoid: Very High Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: High Antisocial: High Borderline: Low Histrionic: High Narcissistic: High Avoidant: High Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: HighI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #37 May 9, 2006 2nd level hell1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #38 May 9, 2006 damn, i'm eighth level of hell.... this isn't looking good PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #39 May 9, 2006 QuotePut me, airtwardo (sorry RevJim--I think you would be a "no show" in hell) and soulshine at the entrance. Not only would we know most of the new arrivals, but we would already have the dirt on them. You would watch with absolute glee as we assigned them their new roomies (hellies?). "Popsjumper, did you really think you had escaped your ex-wife for eternity? heh heh" "Sorry Clay, no sheep for you, but you'll have loads of time to be nice to all your ex-GFs. By the way, they all have baseball bats with spikes in them." "Icon, you're finally gonna get laid. Don't worry he'll be gentle." Walt Not a bad start...now you need to work on the being nice to me part : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #40 May 9, 2006 wow, I'm guess I'm really a bad person 7 g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Acensky 0 #41 May 9, 2006 8th Level for me. I always knew I was going to hell HeatherGarbage bags do not make good parachutes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #42 May 9, 2006 Quotehttp://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv aparently I am not that bad First Level of Hell - Limbo Same here... I really should get to work on that... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #43 May 10, 2006 Yeah at least with the wind in level two we could groundlaunchDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #44 May 10, 2006 QuoteYeah at least with the wind in level two we could groundlaunch damn straight... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #45 May 10, 2006 I would still need to get a rig though... Hmm, you think they have rental gear in hell?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #46 May 10, 2006 in hell you could squeeze into my rig... nevermind the wingloading... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #47 May 10, 2006 QuotePut me, airtwardo (sorry RevJim--I think you would be a "no show" in hell) and soulshine at the entrance. Not only would we know most of the new arrivals, but we would already have the dirt on them. You would watch with absolute glee as we assigned them their new roomies (hellies?). I missed this somehow. Walt, I think Airtwardo, you, and me would make a great devious trio to greet the new arrivals. Oh what fun we could have... Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #48 May 10, 2006 QuoteQuotePut me, airtwardo (sorry RevJim--I think you would be a "no show" in hell) and soulshine at the entrance. Not only would we know most of the new arrivals, but we would already have the dirt on them. You would watch with absolute glee as we assigned them their new roomies (hellies?). I missed this somehow. Walt, I think Airtwardo, you, and me would make a great devious trio to greet the new arrivals. Oh what fun we could have... I think we would be a truly badass trio. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #49 May 10, 2006 QuoteI think we would be a truly badass trio. It would be like Dumb and Dumber with their Mistress around for balance and guidance. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #50 May 10, 2006 QuoteI think we would be a truly badass trio. Broke... With these three gaurding the gates I'm not sure I'd make it into the second level let alone the third... you can borrow my rig and ground launch in the winds without me... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
