soulshine 0 #1 May 9, 2006 I was just sitting here trying to get some work done and my dog kept begging for a treat. I gave her one and a minute later she proceeded to make this choking gasping noise. She had tried to swallow the damn treat whole! So, I did what any self respecting doggie lover would do: I went in after it. I had to stick half my hand down the throat of a 75lb lab to dislodge this thing. I finally was able to scoop it out and I removed my hand only to find that it was covered in the most disgusting slobber and mucus mixture. I tried not to gag profusely as she started to lick the stuff. I managed to make it to the bathroom and wash my hands without throwing up. As I was trying to scold her she gave me a big wet kiss of gratitude. Damn, I love that bitch. *edited to add a pic of her. This is how she sleeps. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #2 May 9, 2006 Glad to hear she's ok : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #3 May 9, 2006 awwwwwww Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #4 May 9, 2006 Oh, don't think I'm all soft and stuff. I'll do it for my dog in an instant, but I would have to think twice to do it for some people... Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ACMESkydiver 0 #5 May 9, 2006 ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andy_Copland 0 #6 May 9, 2006 Quote tried not to gag profusely as she started to lick the stuff. I managed to make it to the bathroom and wash my hands without throwing up. As I was trying to scold her she gave me a big wet kiss of gratitude. Ewww she licked it all up and kissed you after Glad shes alright1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #7 May 9, 2006 No, she started to lick it. I was trying to make it to the bathroom to wash my hands and to have the toilet handy in case I puked. And yes, she did give me a kiss. It was kinda sweet and kinda gross. Oh well, I haven't died from it so all is well... BTW, how is your bird? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Andy_Copland 0 #8 May 9, 2006 One day i'll triumph over your evil, one day.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scoop 0 #9 May 9, 2006 QuoteDoggie love I so thought this thread was going to be something else [dissapointed] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #10 May 9, 2006 awe... glad to hear she is ok... and that you survived w/o tossing your cookies... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #11 May 9, 2006 look at the window.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #12 May 9, 2006 QuoteOh, don't think I'm all soft and stuff. I'll do it for my dog in an instant, but I would have to think twice to do it for some people... So if I was dying you wouldnt help out? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #13 May 9, 2006 It depends on what kind of person you are. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Conundrum 1 #14 May 9, 2006 Glad your pup is ok. I'd do the same for my dog. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #15 May 9, 2006 QuoteIt depends on what kind of person you are. Woof Woof pant pant..... loyal, like to have my belly rubbed, love treats, like to pee outside, like to sniff female butts.... you know the usualBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #16 May 9, 2006 Sorry sweetie. Here's the only dog I want around me right now. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #17 May 9, 2006 QuoteSorry sweetie. Here's the only dog I want around me right now. Nice pic thats one fine looking bitch(or is harley a boy), still waiting on the arm pit shot though!! No I was describing myself as a person not a dog!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #18 May 9, 2006 She's a bitch. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #19 May 9, 2006 QuoteSorry sweetie. Here's the only dog I want around me right now. That's a nice looking picture... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #20 May 9, 2006 QuoteThat's a nice looking picture... Thanks to you. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #21 May 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteThat's a nice looking picture... Thanks to you. I didn't make you and harley look that cute together... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #22 May 9, 2006 QuoteShe's a bitch. I thought so, I must admit that is probably the nicest pic of you Ive seen posted!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites squirrel 0 #23 May 9, 2006 ever have your doggie look at you and just say "it wasnt me" ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #24 May 9, 2006 All the time. Especially when I come home to find a roll of toilet paper chewed up with bits scattered all over the house. She's a pain in the ass but I love her. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites squirrel 0 #25 May 9, 2006 yeah, we have 3 doggies...2 boxers and 1 border collie. love them so much i actually quit a job and started working for myself so that they wont be alone more than a few hours a day... ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. 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soulshine 0 #4 May 9, 2006 Oh, don't think I'm all soft and stuff. I'll do it for my dog in an instant, but I would have to think twice to do it for some people... Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 May 9, 2006 ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #6 May 9, 2006 Quote tried not to gag profusely as she started to lick the stuff. I managed to make it to the bathroom and wash my hands without throwing up. As I was trying to scold her she gave me a big wet kiss of gratitude. Ewww she licked it all up and kissed you after Glad shes alright1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #7 May 9, 2006 No, she started to lick it. I was trying to make it to the bathroom to wash my hands and to have the toilet handy in case I puked. And yes, she did give me a kiss. It was kinda sweet and kinda gross. Oh well, I haven't died from it so all is well... BTW, how is your bird? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 May 9, 2006 One day i'll triumph over your evil, one day.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #9 May 9, 2006 QuoteDoggie love I so thought this thread was going to be something else [dissapointed] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #10 May 9, 2006 awe... glad to hear she is ok... and that you survived w/o tossing your cookies... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #11 May 9, 2006 look at the window.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #12 May 9, 2006 QuoteOh, don't think I'm all soft and stuff. I'll do it for my dog in an instant, but I would have to think twice to do it for some people... So if I was dying you wouldnt help out? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #13 May 9, 2006 It depends on what kind of person you are. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #14 May 9, 2006 Glad your pup is ok. I'd do the same for my dog. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #15 May 9, 2006 QuoteIt depends on what kind of person you are. Woof Woof pant pant..... loyal, like to have my belly rubbed, love treats, like to pee outside, like to sniff female butts.... you know the usualBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #16 May 9, 2006 Sorry sweetie. Here's the only dog I want around me right now. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #17 May 9, 2006 QuoteSorry sweetie. Here's the only dog I want around me right now. Nice pic thats one fine looking bitch(or is harley a boy), still waiting on the arm pit shot though!! No I was describing myself as a person not a dog!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #18 May 9, 2006 She's a bitch. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #19 May 9, 2006 QuoteSorry sweetie. Here's the only dog I want around me right now. That's a nice looking picture... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #20 May 9, 2006 QuoteThat's a nice looking picture... Thanks to you. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #21 May 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteThat's a nice looking picture... Thanks to you. I didn't make you and harley look that cute together... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #22 May 9, 2006 QuoteShe's a bitch. I thought so, I must admit that is probably the nicest pic of you Ive seen posted!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #23 May 9, 2006 ever have your doggie look at you and just say "it wasnt me" ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #24 May 9, 2006 All the time. Especially when I come home to find a roll of toilet paper chewed up with bits scattered all over the house. She's a pain in the ass but I love her. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #25 May 9, 2006 yeah, we have 3 doggies...2 boxers and 1 border collie. love them so much i actually quit a job and started working for myself so that they wont be alone more than a few hours a day... ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
