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Why do men ALWAYS want to get laid?

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No, I explained why it seems that I always want to get laid. But I would never respond to a question in the manner in which that guy did. :D



fixed it for ya! :P
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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I stand by my statement:ph34r:

So what you are saying is that a guy can't be a smartass when asked "if you want to get laid.." If I'm out and some girl spouts off if you want to get laid ..... I'll probably interrupt and say ummm IF???
However this doesn't mean, at least to me, that I want to get laid by you. It means that yeah I would like to get laid and if you could arrange for me to have the women of my dreams that would be great. if not well
we are goona have sex anyway, you might as well be there
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Yeah, because every guy is waiting for "the woman of his dreams". :D

Luckily, you turned back into a guy at the end of that little speech. :D



I waited for the woman of my dreams and I married her!


(someone tell my wife I said that so i can get laid tonight! :D)
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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So, you've only slept with April? :D



No no no . . . that is the month that his "once a year" falls in.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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it's not that we always want to get laid, it's just sort of a "what you can't have you want" kind of thing... now, if i'm getting laid on a regualr basis then it doesn't matter so much, but say i havnm't in a while then yeah, i'd be wanting som pretty good........



You know what they say, "Sex is like air--It's no big deal until you're not getting any."
I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

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We don't always want to get laid.

Sometimes, we want to watch the game, and we'll wait until halftime for it, and would prefer that the woman make some sandwiches or some wings or something for us.

Other times, we'd prefer to finish our beer and/or pizza. If this is during a game, then we'd prefer another slice of pizza or another beer to sex. I mean, what if we miss an important play?

Of course, we usually don't mind being pleased in another way during a game, so long as the television isn't blocked or our beers aren't spilled.


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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Ok so here is another answer for you

Guys are just happy when they get some. So when the opportunity arises they take it more often than not for fear of not knowing when such a time will happen again. But, it does take two to tango and who is to say the girl isn't doing the same.
I've known more than one girl that wanted it more often than not.
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