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Why do men ALWAYS want to get laid?

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RastaRicanAir    0

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We don't always want to get laid.

Sometimes, we want to watch the game, and we'll wait until halftime for it, and would prefer that the woman make some sandwiches or some wings or something for us.

Other times, we'd prefer to finish our beer and/or pizza. If this is during a game, then we'd prefer another slice of pizza or another beer to sex. I mean, what if we miss an important play?



Bullsh*t.
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We don't always want to get laid.

Sometimes, we want to watch the game, and we'll wait until halftime for it, and would prefer that the woman make some sandwiches or some wings or something for us.

Other times, we'd prefer to finish our beer and/or pizza. If this is during a game, then we'd prefer another slice of pizza or another beer to sex. I mean, what if we miss an important play?



Bullsh*t.
TiVo.



I concur with that assessment. I personally don't care if it's 1-1 tie in the third overtime of a playoff game 7 between the Kings and the Avs, sex is a better offer.


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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RastaRicanAir    0

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I mean, I know it might seem like I do, too, but I don't - I go through phases, but I'm still particular about who it is. I'm never just "sex hungry".

But men - men are just sex fiends. Upon saying to a guy, "If you want to get laid . . ." (and I was speaking of a random hookup with a total stranger), his response was "IF? What is this IF you speak of?". :D I mean, I know everyone has their standards, but wrt getting laid, men seem to have exceedingly low ones. :D

This is mostly a hypothetical question. I think it's biology.



Seriously though, I agree. Men go through phases also. For instance, I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO GET LAID RIGHT NOW.
{Hitting MUTE on the depressing CNN recap of the latest Iraq casualties.}
...O.K. that phase passed. Ready to go at it like a hyena again...
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Seriously though, I agree. Men go through phases also. For instance, I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO GET LAID RIGHT NOW.
{Hitting MUTE on the depressing CNN recap of the latest Iraq casualties.}
...O.K. that phase passed. Ready to go at it like a hyena again...



Oh shit Robby, you'd screw anything moving...Fish in aquariums stop swimming when your around....:P;):D:D:D

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Oh shit Robby, you'd screw anything moving...Fish in aquariums stop swimming when your around....
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That there is funny :D
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I think men are horny all the time because they work hard most of the time and they need some pleasure time to make up for all the hard work they do. I am horny all the time too, but I ain't no man. I think it has to do with being able to relax and say gosh it feels great to have my cock sucked off by a great lady or Oh geez that ass needs some waxin' then afterwards there is the glow time and that is what men and women need. It is a must in my life I love living in the glow of knowing I am loved, cared for and appreciated. We all need to feel that.-Caress:)

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I think it has nothing to do with gender. As human beings we need to get laid to keep us on an even keel. If we go to long without, it affects us in a negative way, much like if we go too long without making a skydive.

Walt



So what you are saying is that every now and again - someone has to clean the pipes for you, right?

Well, then, why not get a proffessional to do it? I mean otherwise it would be a DIY job right?:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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I think it has nothing to do with gender. As human beings we need to get laid to keep us on an even keel. If we go to long without, it affects us in a negative way, much like if we go too long without making a skydive.

Walt



So what you are saying is that every now and again - someone has to clean the pipes for you, right?

Well, then, why not get a proffessional to do it? I mean otherwise it would be a DIY job right?:D



Well, I wouldn't put it exactly that way, but yes, I've heard that calling in a professional can be a good thing.:D:D

Walt

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I think it has nothing to do with gender. As human beings we need to get laid to keep us on an even keel. If we go to long without, it affects us in a negative way, much like if we go too long without making a skydive.

Walt



So what you are saying is that every now and again - someone has to clean the pipes for you, right?

Well, then, why not get a proffessional to do it? I mean otherwise it would be a DIY job right?:D



Well, I wouldn't put it exactly that way, but yes, I've heard that calling in a professional can be a good thing.:D:D

Walt



OK - so how would you put it?

Maintenance Issue? Preventative Maintenance?:D:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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OK - so how would you put it?

Maintenance Issue? Preventative Maintenance?:D:D



Actually, it's a matter of feeding your body's needs.

If you skydive regularly, your body gets accustomed to that and expects it. When it doesn't happen often enough, it can put you in a bad mood, make you depressed, interfere with your ability to concentrate, etc.

Same goes if you work out regularly and then stop for a while.

Same goes for sex.

It *is* kind of a maintenance thing, but I don't think it's just a matter of cleaning out the pipes because different people have different ways they need to have it. For some, any means to an orgasm will work. For others, a rental is the way to go. Many people need emotional involvement. For some, marriage is an absolute requirement.

And then there's you, perv.;)

Walt

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...
And then there's you, perv.;)

Walt



Walt, you're the only poster on here that has EARNED the right to call anyone a perv...
:D:D;)
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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And then there's you, perv.;)

Walt



Walt, you're the only poster on here that has EARNED the right to call anyone a perv...
:D:D;)



Well I don't know about that, but if I called someone a weirdo, it would probably cause some concern because I do seem to have some expertise in that area!.:D:D

Walt

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And then there's you, perv.;)

Walt



Walt, you're the only poster on here that has EARNED the right to call anyone a perv...
:D:D;)



Well I don't know about that, but if I called someone a weirdo, it would probably cause some concern because I do seem to have some expertise in that area!.:D:D

Walt



Shoe - fits - how does the saying go?:ph34r::ph34r:

Perv . . . HA!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Well I don't know about that, but if I called someone a weirdo, it would probably cause some concern because I do seem to have some expertise in that area!.:D:D



damn... I think I remember you telling me I was wierd once... :S:D
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Well I don't know about that, but if I called someone a weirdo, it would probably cause some concern because I do seem to have some expertise in that area!.:D:D



damn... I think I remember you telling me I was wierd once... :S:D



Don't worry--all you need to do is get laid and you'll be fine.;)

Walt

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Well I don't know about that, but if I called someone a weirdo, it would probably cause some concern because I do seem to have some expertise in that area!.:D:D



damn... I think I remember you telling me I was wierd once... :S:D



Don't worry--all you need to do is get laid and you'll be fine.;)



Well Fuck me sideways... Somebody find me a girl.. :P:D:D
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Well I don't know about that, but if I called someone a weirdo, it would probably cause some concern because I do seem to have some expertise in that area!.:D:D



damn... I think I remember you telling me I was wierd once... :S:D



Don't worry--all you need to do is get laid and you'll be fine.;)



Well Fuck me sideways... Somebody find me a girl.. :P:D:D



Find your own.>:(
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Find your own.>:(



That's not very nice... >:(:S



You are absolutely right!

I have one for you . . . but you can't be choosey.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Find your own.>:(



That's not very nice... >:(:S



Oh c'mon, you would have no problem getting laid if you wanted to.



I'd have no problem getting arrested if I wanted to as well... :ph34r: but something about the things I have to do to get arrested preclude me from doing them... :P
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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