QuoteMy cat has lost hair on its tail. Is it because she's old?
I don't like to pet her..she makes me itch, and I break out in massive welts, if I do. So now that I no longer pet her she gets mad at me and plants tootsie rolls in my house as revenge.Quote
let me get this straight....
You have a hairless "cat" that makes your itch if you pet it. so you dont "pet the cat" therefore your little "kitty" takes revenge against you for not paying her any attention?![]()
wasnt there a south park episode about this?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
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No, it's not a southpark episode, its just another day of a life in scaryville. My cat has an anger problem and stalks me with doo doo.
Walmart makes me break out in huge welts too. I think the store is just infested with cooties.
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QuoteI just read between the lines and realized I sat myself up...dammit. Dirty minded skydivers...d'oh. why do I do that?
why were you laying down?
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No, it's not a southpark episode, its just another day of a life in scaryville. My cat has an anger problem and stalks me with doo doo.
hmm... sound like your kitty needs a new home...
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Walmart makes me break out in huge welts too. I think the store is just infested with cooties.
thats because walmart is the devil.
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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Muenkel 0
My nephew was born over a month ago and I have yet to give him a gift.
It's 75 and sunny out and I'm sitting at the computer with a pounding headache.
I've had that damn Whooo Hooo Black Horse Cherry Tree song in my head for days now.
And airtwardo, I also brillo padded my dads car when I was 10. It wasn't a badass car like your dads, but it was fairly new. My dad bought a new car the next day. I don't remember if he talked to me for a while.
Chris
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One of the gifts that I prepared for my parent's 50th anniversary was a chronological list of items in the news for the year that they were married. Of course, I listed their elopement on their wedding date in the list. I was able to find something that happened on almost every day of that year. It was a big hit at the party and a lot of fun to find out what happened in that era.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
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QuoteNo, it's not a southpark episode, its just another day of a life in scaryville. My cat has an anger problem and stalks me with doo doo.
Another theory is its because she's old.Get her some Kitty Depends.
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Fabio's funky brother?
DING! DING! DING! DING!
We have a WINNER!
I was wondering
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So this one time, at bandcamp....
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What did your Dad say about your crop of basil?
Obviously not a huge fan of Italian cooking, he kind of turned pale and said, "Get that the hell out of this house!!!!"
Walt