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It's going to be a beautiful jump day at Skydive Orange on Saturday.

In the words of 'Happy Thoughts'

"I'm going to fling myself out of an airplane and touch people." :D
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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In 1967...I washed my Dad's Black Olds 442 rag-top with a Brillo pad.

The fact that I made it to 1968 is a testament to his patients!:ph34r:



Is he a doctor? Did his patients hold him down while you ran away?

My dad didn't have enough patience to be a doctor with patients.
My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

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Fresh herbs are really easy to grow. All you have to do is put the plant in a pot of dirt and keep it watered. Sometimes I use a flower box and put several different herbs in one container.
What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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Have you ever noticed that "bored" and "robed" are anagrams?

Maybe the people who invented English were so wealthy that they had the time and money to purchase robes and do nothing but sit around in them inventing English.

Then one day they got tired of inventing English and just sat around with nothing to do. Then the common worker people saw the rich people wearing robes sitting around doing nothing and, being backward hicks who didn't know the new language yet, started calling them "bored."

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My cat has lost hair on its tail. Is it because she's old?

I don't like to pet her..she makes me itch, and I break out in massive welts, if I do. So now that I no longer pet her she gets mad at me and plants tootsie rolls in my house as revenge.

My boss pissed me off today. I wish I had some stick pins and a voodoo doll.


is

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Fresh herbs are really easy to grow. All you have to do is put the plant in a pot of dirt and keep it watered. Sometimes I use a flower box and put several different herbs in one container.



I've tried growing some "herb" before. heh heh.

Walt

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My cat has lost hair on its tail. Is it because she's old?

I don't like to pet her..she makes me itch, and I break out in massive welts, if I do. So now that I no longer pet her she gets mad at me and plants tootsie rolls in my house as revenge.

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let me get this straight....
You have a hairless "cat" that makes your itch if you pet it. so you dont "pet the cat" therefore your little "kitty" takes revenge against you for not paying her any attention?:S

wasnt there a south park episode about this? :D

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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I just read between the lines and realized I sat myself up...dammit. Dirty minded skydivers...d'oh. why do I do that?

No, it's not a southpark episode, its just another day of a life in scaryville. My cat has an anger problem and stalks me with doo doo.

Walmart makes me break out in huge welts too. I think the store is just infested with cooties.


is

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I just read between the lines and realized I sat myself up...dammit. Dirty minded skydivers...d'oh. why do I do that?



why were you laying down? :o

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No, it's not a southpark episode, its just another day of a life in scaryville. My cat has an anger problem and stalks me with doo doo.



hmm... sound like your kitty needs a new home...

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Walmart makes me break out in huge welts too. I think the store is just infested with cooties.



thats because walmart is the devil.
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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My parents 50th Wedding Anniversary is in 2 weeks and I have yet to figure out what gift I will be giving them.

My nephew was born over a month ago and I have yet to give him a gift.

It's 75 and sunny out and I'm sitting at the computer with a pounding headache.

I've had that damn Whooo Hooo Black Horse Cherry Tree song in my head for days now.

And airtwardo, I also brillo padded my dads car when I was 10. It wasn't a badass car like your dads, but it was fairly new. My dad bought a new car the next day. I don't remember if he talked to me for a while.

Chris



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My parents 50th Wedding Anniversary is in 2 weeks and I have yet to figure out what gift I will be giving them.

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One of the gifts that I prepared for my parent's 50th anniversary was a chronological list of items in the news for the year that they were married. Of course, I listed their elopement on their wedding date in the list. I was able to find something that happened on almost every day of that year. It was a big hit at the party and a lot of fun to find out what happened in that era.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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No, it's not a southpark episode, its just another day of a life in scaryville. My cat has an anger problem and stalks me with doo doo.


Another theory is its because she's old.Get her some Kitty Depends.:o:D
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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