QuoteMy cat has lost hair on its tail. Is it because she's old?
I don't like to pet her..she makes me itch, and I break out in massive welts, if I do. So now that I no longer pet her she gets mad at me and plants tootsie rolls in my house as revenge.Quote
let me get this straight....
You have a hairless "cat" that makes your itch if you pet it. so you dont "pet the cat" therefore your little "kitty" takes revenge against you for not paying her any attention?
wasnt there a south park episode about this?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
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"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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No, it's not a southpark episode, its just another day of a life in scaryville. My cat has an anger problem and stalks me with doo doo.
Walmart makes me break out in huge welts too. I think the store is just infested with cooties.
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QuoteI just read between the lines and realized I sat myself up...dammit. Dirty minded skydivers...d'oh. why do I do that?
why were you laying down?
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No, it's not a southpark episode, its just another day of a life in scaryville. My cat has an anger problem and stalks me with doo doo.
hmm... sound like your kitty needs a new home...
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Walmart makes me break out in huge welts too. I think the store is just infested with cooties.
thats because walmart is the devil.
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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Muenkel 0
My nephew was born over a month ago and I have yet to give him a gift.
It's 75 and sunny out and I'm sitting at the computer with a pounding headache.
I've had that damn Whooo Hooo Black Horse Cherry Tree song in my head for days now.
And airtwardo, I also brillo padded my dads car when I was 10. It wasn't a badass car like your dads, but it was fairly new. My dad bought a new car the next day. I don't remember if he talked to me for a while.
Chris
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One of the gifts that I prepared for my parent's 50th anniversary was a chronological list of items in the news for the year that they were married. Of course, I listed their elopement on their wedding date in the list. I was able to find something that happened on almost every day of that year. It was a big hit at the party and a lot of fun to find out what happened in that era.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
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QuoteNo, it's not a southpark episode, its just another day of a life in scaryville. My cat has an anger problem and stalks me with doo doo.
Another theory is its because she's old.Get her some Kitty Depends.
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Fabio's funky brother?
DING! DING! DING! DING!
We have a WINNER!
I was wondering
So this one time, at bandcamp....
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What did your Dad say about your crop of basil?
Obviously not a huge fan of Italian cooking, he kind of turned pale and said, "Get that the hell out of this house!!!!"
Walt