jtval 0 #26 May 5, 2006 yea um... A psychiatric professional would have a field day with a statement like If my mother was the only woman left on the planet I would be forced to play with her titties. then again some shrinks would laugh b/c its an oddball twisted thgouth that is made to make someone blow milk and melted cheese out of the hole above their mouths jsut to see if you can make them re-eat it. IMHO most shrinks have a field day oddball shit like this b/c it makes them feel important; maybe morally higher than someone who like telling sophmoric dickjokes than again ( i don't know if you are a shrink) but wouldn't you be jumping to assumptioms just as well since you are not trained in the field? lol (of course, I am not trying to flame you, I'm just goofing on the symantics you were refering to. I've also been up for 37 hours)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #27 May 5, 2006 not really......but I have looked back and asked why the hell I dated somene till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #28 May 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteI lurk a lot of the forums on dropzone.com and it never fails to amaze me how bad 75% of the personal advice on these boards is. Alot of it falls into the categories of humanistic existential drivel and alot of it is just based on really broad assumptions. I'm not speaking specifically of this post because i've seen it much worse in other posts, but its definitely reared its ugly head here. There's a difference between not looking back and not dwelling on the past. If we never look at the past we can't learn from it, and if we can't learn from it we are doomed to repeat it. Maybe he tried to put a ring on her finger and that's why she broke up with him, so don't jump to conclusions. A psychiatric professional would have a field day with some of these personal advice threads. Shut up.Damn!!!Lurkers!!!"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #29 May 5, 2006 has this thread taken a huge detour or am I that exhuasted that I find simple thigns funny?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #30 May 5, 2006 Quote has this thread taken a huge detour or am I that exhuasted that I find simple thigns funny? no, but the comment about your momma's titties almost made me fall out of my chair. well done sir, well done. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #31 May 5, 2006 Guess what??Chuck Norris enjoys felching"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #32 May 5, 2006 thanks. sometimes I can still be funny...usually when I have missed a nights restMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #33 May 5, 2006 QuoteGuess what??Chuck Norris enjoys felching Nice try but I give you an F. Try again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #34 May 5, 2006 chuck norris inveted felching....and he only does it to himselfMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #35 May 5, 2006 QuoteWell.....there was this one time when I ran over the nieghbors cat.I looked back and said,"Damn!!I just washed the car". I have two cats......take that back silly stitch!!!!!!! till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #36 May 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteWell.....there was this one time when I ran over the nieghbors cat.I looked back and said,"Damn!!I just washed the car". I have two cats......take that back silly stitch!!!!!!!Yes MistressI beg your forgiveness"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #37 May 5, 2006 QuoteYes MistressI beg you fogiveness good........at least you understand the dominatrix thing < cats are awesome>> till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #38 May 5, 2006 I love cats,really"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #39 May 5, 2006 nope... longest relationship 6 weeks.... PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #40 May 5, 2006 QuoteI love cats,really ok....your forgiven.......for now till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #41 May 5, 2006 Quotenope... longest relationship 6 weeks.... It would have been much better if it had been 9 1/2 weeks.Trust me."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #42 May 5, 2006 WHEW!!!"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #43 May 5, 2006 QuoteIt would have been much better if it had been 9 1/2 weeks.Trust me. I don't get it.... PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 1 #44 May 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteIt would have been much better if it had been 9 1/2 weeks.Trust me. I don't get it.... You're probably too young. 9 1/2 weeks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #45 May 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteIt would have been much better if it had been 9 1/2 weeks.Trust me. I don't get it.... Your too young"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #46 May 5, 2006 QuoteIt would have been much better if it had been 9 1/2 weeks.Trust me. silly.......9 1/2 weeks is a movie......as close to a "porn" movie as possible on the big screen......pretty sexually intense.....some cool scenes.......lots of sexual fantasy type stuff....but was a bit before your time till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #47 May 5, 2006 You so smart"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #48 May 5, 2006 Oh!!! ok... thanks scarlett! ps- I made it home safely :o) PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xenaswampjumper 0 #49 May 5, 2006 QuoteYou so smart sometimes.......lately not so much but getting smarter till later have fun & love each other seeya mb65johnny gates.... In skydiving, the only thing that stops you is the ground.............. PMS# 472 Muff #3863 TPM#95 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #50 May 5, 2006 QuoteFYI, it was her who broke up with me. I'm waiting for Karma. Personally, I think Karma is the creation of people who want desperately to believe that life is secretly fair. But life isn't fair. That's the short and long of it--Life ain't fair. Hard work and determination don't always pay off. The best team doesn't always win. The punishment doesn't always fit the crime. Good doesn't always triumph over evil. And sometimes you don't find out until the hero gets the girl that you were actually playing the part of the antagonist. You'd better be able to hit the changeup if you want to play in the majors.I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
