The New "Who would you Pick Up" Question??

[turtlespeed 226]

Sweet - I got a vote.

I like me.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[sharimcm 0]

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Sweet - I got a vote.

I like me.

It doesn't count voting for yourself...

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

[Thanatos340 1]

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Sweet - I got a vote.

Technically.. You got a Vote and a Half. I wouldnt let anyone pick me up with out making sure your leash was proper attached to the bumper!!

I couldnt just leave you behind.

[livendive 8]

Per the other thread, I'd give my car to Shannon and Beth, tie Turtlespeed to the bumper, and then stay there washing down jello-shots with Patron.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[GiaKrembs 0]

I want two.... I want Skymama and her paddle so she can beat Turtle while he's leashed

g

Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother
Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Sweet - I got a vote.

Technically.. You got a Vote and a Half. I wouldnt let anyone pick me up with out making sure your leash was proper attached to the bumper!!

I couldnt just leave you behind.

J - You are the BEST!

Could you hand me a few dozen jello shots please -

I need fuel.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[skymama 37]

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I want Skymama and her paddle so she can beat Turtle while he's leashed

Ooh, can I vote for that too?

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[yardhippie 0]

lets analyze this situation:

Skymama carrying her paddle
as far as I know she dont have her own paddle, and I saw her break the last one she was given. Could be good, could be used to wack me over the head and steal my car

Mcneill79 wearing a White T-Shirt
if she's wearing a white t-shirt in the rain, why is she still standing with that group of guys there? She's got something going on. Definietly trouble!

Clay carring a Sheep
if he's carrying it, it must be dead, and I dont wann know how!

Vinny the Anvil Holding a Bottle of Patron
While he's always willing to share the Patron, on a dark and stormy night he may have drank it all already, why pick him up when I can just claim I missed him cuz someone was standing in front of him!

Thanatos340 with a cooler of jello shots
why hasnt he given all the jello shots to the chicks at the bus stop so they'll "cuddle" with him to "keep warm". he's gonna bum rush me and take a hot chick with him. No dice!

GFD and her eyeball
if she's got her eyeball back, she can see Im a hippie. that will just piss her off. No chance there.

Sunshine with a box of Twirly Cookies
its raining, cookies in a box? I think not. they'd be mush. she got something in that box, but she's not to be trusted standing around with that lot!

Skinnyshrek and an empty mudslide bottle
I'd cosider skinny, cuz he'd not take up much space, with his bottle being empty and all. But then again, I'll just splash him. BE RUDE NOT TO!

Turtlespeed wearing a leash
Thats flat out frightening

Bolas wearing his getto Camera Helmet and wearing his Thong
at least hes not wearing his ball gag. Still, a no go there. If he's wearing a thong on the street, he's working it, and I dont swing that way.

Well that being said I supposed I will:

Leave them all and splash them as I speed past.

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[mcneill79 0]

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lets analyze this situation:

Mcneill79 wearing a White T-Shirt
if she's wearing a white t-shirt in the rain, why is she still standing with that group of guys there? She's got something going on. Definietly trouble!

Hey I thought trouble was a good thing

[billo 0]

HA! that sounds almost like my trip to GA. jay, i'd have to hook you up, but my ride is no where near as pimp as your van.

[skymama 37]

What??? You didn't like the spanking I gave you in Dublin enough to get it again? I'm hurt!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[yardhippie 0]

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lets analyze this situation:

Mcneill79 wearing a White T-Shirt
if she's wearing a white t-shirt in the rain, why is she still standing with that group of guys there? She's got something going on. Definietly trouble!

Hey I thought trouble was a good thing

Depends on what KIND of trouble youre gettin in to!

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[billo 0]

hehe you're a great spanker, but i owe jay one for picking me up one dark and not-so-stormy night!

[GTAVercetti 0]

I have to vote for mcneill. And not JUST because of the white t-shirt.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

[mcneill79 0]

I have an important question... what am I wearing with the white T-shirt?

[Icon134 0]

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I have an important question... what am I wearing with the white T-shirt?

Why does that matter... A white t-shirt isn't enough...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[Thanatos340 1]

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what am I wearing with the white T-shirt?

The Latex Mini-Skirt of course!!

[skinnyshrek 0]

I know the poeple who would pick me up And you fuckers know who you are..

http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

[turtlespeed 226]

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I know the poeple who would pick me up And you fuckers know who you are..

I'd be afraid my back would snap.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[wingnut 0]

why can't any of the gals have any booze???? cuz i'd pick up that one, but since not, probly gfd, she's one cool mofo.......

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[swedishcelt 0]

Well, with Skymama you could paddle everyone's ass as you drove by!! What fun!! Splash, screech, paddle, zoom.

[diablopilot 2]

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I'm with Shannon... therefore I choose you and your jello shots. That is of course since I can't pick up myself

errr....I could watch and offer some sugestions on how that might work.........

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[skinnyshrek 0]

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Well, with Skymama you could paddle everyone's ass as you drove by!! What fun!! Splash, screech, paddle, zoom.

You have been watching way too many old batman episodes

http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

[swedishcelt 0]

Nope.



SPEEDBUGGY!!!

[Squeak 17]

I'd pick up Sunny or Turtle, because they "appear" less pretentious than the rest of the options

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