Girlfalldown 0 #26 April 27, 2006 Do you still have that thick, dark haze over LA? What's that stuff called? Oh yeah. Pollution! Hey let's pump all of our pollution in the air! We like three headed babies down here! Like oh my gawd! TUBULAR! How's my hair? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #27 April 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteYes Tim, as you've pointed out about thirty times now, we all know that San Francisco is about in the middle of California. Thanks for pointing it out again (and again and again). You're welcome. Anytime. I'm well aware of how many times It's been mentioned and it's fun every time :) Perhaps you should start a thread about how iceburg lettuce has no nutritional value. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #28 April 27, 2006 Quote Perhaps you should start a thread about how iceburg lettuce has no nutritional value. Why on earth would I post about icebErg lettuce? It's so boring. Let's keep this California thread on track!!!My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #29 April 27, 2006 Quote Oh and I'm the new governor of California. Arnold gets Southern California. We'll see what Chuck Norris has to say about that."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #30 April 27, 2006 QuoteQuote Oh and I'm the new governor of California. Arnold gets Southern California. We'll see what Chuck Norris has to say about that. they dont have earthquakes in Cali. its just chuck norris farting. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #31 April 27, 2006 QuoteDo you still have that thick, dark haze over LA? Maybe. If it wasn't so hazy in LA, maybe I could see it. QuoteHey let's pump all of our pollution in the air! That's where you guys can't seem to understand. We pump ours into the air, the ocean, underground. You name it. I'll paraphrase Sam Kinison: "You see that? That's a landfill. In earthquakes it liquifies! YOU LIVE ON A LANDFILL! WE HAVE LANDFILLS IN LA, TOO, WE JUST DON'T BUILD HOUSES ON THEM! WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE MOVE WHERE THE TRASH ISN'T!" And, all the hot air that comes from Norcal folks (and the various pollutants on their unsoaped bodies) lends to a most malodorous air. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIREFLYR 0 #32 April 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteSpoken like one of those uppity Nor-Cal whiners!! Look on a map, San Francisco is right about in the middle and west for that matter. Does that make it Mid Western California? Nope, that makes it San Francisco. ~J"One flew East,and one flew West..............one flew over the cuckoo's nest" "There's absolutely no excuse for the way I'm about to act" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheWizard 0 #33 April 27, 2006 Why dont all of you well some of you the tree huggers can stay away come on over to Texas and we will start drinking and jumping maybe even try to take over mexico just for shitts and giggels when you get done doing all that shit than we can jump some more and drink some more (They always ask me so what alt. did you open) Me likes to open low Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #34 April 27, 2006 Quote P.S. I will not suck your ass. Doesn't sound very appetizing does it.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #35 April 27, 2006 The line between North and South California is San Luis actually and cuts straight across the state. Anything north is north and anything south is south, of the line that is. The north and south are different, just ask any native. Hell most of the folks in Nor Cal started in So Cal and the previous peeps from No cal are all up in Oregon or Washington. Oregon by the way is California's Canada . (credit to Colbert show) And all the Oregonians and Washintonians are moving to Canada. Actually most current Californians are not native. Oh and about the governer thingy... get in line doodette Yes I am the authority. Oh and I hate the Dodgers and wish you dodo heads kept the stoopid Raiders. And I will always hate the Lams as they used to be LA. And that concludes my little No Cal So Cal rant. I will now shut the f-ck up and shove the rest of my complaints up my ass.... oh I might be in Byron this Sunday... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #36 April 27, 2006 QuoteQuote P.S. I will not suck your ass. Doesn't sound very appetizing does it. Ive never had Gerbil, but no, it doesnt. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #37 April 27, 2006 QuoteActually I've changed my mind. Everything from the grapevine down is now called MEXICO. Have you guys learned how to recycle yet? You have no CLUE how true this is.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BartsDaddy 7 #38 April 27, 2006 Actually since I use to live in Eureka I thought anything south of Ukiah was southern California Handguns are only used to fight your way to a good rifle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #39 April 27, 2006 The steroids are making you crazy-angry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityGirl 0 #40 April 28, 2006 QuoteI'm just going to buy property in Reno and wait for it to turn into ocean front when the big one comes. << Except there is a nice mountain range that will keep Reno from becoming ocean front property. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Peace and Blue Skies! Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bones 0 #41 April 28, 2006 So...what about the mythical State of Jefferson? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites D22369 0 #42 April 28, 2006 Now if anyone has any gripes you can just take them and shove them up your ass! I will kick you right in the nads if you complain. *** how do we say this up north (Oregon and farther) north, south Cali.... who cares.... its all SUCKVILLE (ya got some cool peeps though....) umm..... will ya come up north to administer the punishment you advertised.... ya know how I like it though...."not so hard it bleeds" RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #43 April 28, 2006 Quoteya know how I like it though...."not so hard it bleeds" Just remember, though, you learned that in California. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #44 April 28, 2006 QuoteJust remember, though, you learned that in California Hey its all good as long as they dont Californicate Washington. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites D22369 0 #45 April 28, 2006 hmmmm, true.... maybe I will have to retract my earlier post NAAAAaaaa RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NoShitThereIWas 0 #46 May 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteOh and Pot is now legal for everyone! Pfft - it already was in Southern California . Actually you have to have a medical marijuana license in Southern California. Here it's free for all! Plus everyone is allowed to grow as much as they want. The old lady that lives next door to us has pot shrubbery lining her yard. It smells great! Hmmmm... is that really true? or should we not take this post seriously??? Being an ex-Californian, I think South and North should be divided. They are way different.Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #47 May 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteOh and Pot is now legal for everyone! Pfft - it already was in Southern California . Actually you have to have a medical marijuana license in Southern California. Here it's free for all! Plus everyone is allowed to grow as much as they want. The old lady that lives next door to us has pot shrubbery lining her yard. It smells great! Hmmmm... is that really true? or should we not take this post seriously??? Being an ex-Californian, I think South and North should be divided. They are way different. It's as true as the fact that I am now governor of California. Ok, I have to admit something now. You guys aren't going to like it! I'm from Southern California. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyinghonu 0 #48 May 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteOh and Pot is now legal for everyone! Pfft - it already was in Southern California . Actually you have to have a medical marijuana license in Southern California. Here it's free for all! Plus everyone is allowed to grow as much as they want. The old lady that lives next door to us has pot shrubbery lining her yard. It smells great! Hmmmm... is that really true? or should we not take this post seriously??? Being an ex-Californian, I think South and North should be divided. They are way different. It's as true as the fact that I am now governor of California. Ok, I have to admit something now. You guys aren't going to like it! I'm from Southern California. You forgot to tell them the part about being kidnapped by Mid-Californian...I mean Northern Californian aliens (i.e tree huggers) and being brainwashed into separating the state. Besides, without us So Callies, you'll actually have to go "out of state" to get a nice boob job! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #49 May 2, 2006 That's the difference between NorCal and SoCal. Up here we don't need boob jobs since most of the men are gay and don't care anyway. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StearmanR985 0 #50 May 2, 2006 QuoteThat's the difference between NorCal and SoCal. Up here we don't need boob jobs since most of the men are gay and don't care anyway. Boob jobs are GOOD. 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Bones 0 #41 April 28, 2006 So...what about the mythical State of Jefferson? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #42 April 28, 2006 Now if anyone has any gripes you can just take them and shove them up your ass! I will kick you right in the nads if you complain. *** how do we say this up north (Oregon and farther) north, south Cali.... who cares.... its all SUCKVILLE (ya got some cool peeps though....) umm..... will ya come up north to administer the punishment you advertised.... ya know how I like it though...."not so hard it bleeds" RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #43 April 28, 2006 Quoteya know how I like it though...."not so hard it bleeds" Just remember, though, you learned that in California. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #44 April 28, 2006 QuoteJust remember, though, you learned that in California Hey its all good as long as they dont Californicate Washington. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #45 April 28, 2006 hmmmm, true.... maybe I will have to retract my earlier post NAAAAaaaa RoyThey say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #46 May 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteOh and Pot is now legal for everyone! Pfft - it already was in Southern California . Actually you have to have a medical marijuana license in Southern California. Here it's free for all! Plus everyone is allowed to grow as much as they want. The old lady that lives next door to us has pot shrubbery lining her yard. It smells great! Hmmmm... is that really true? or should we not take this post seriously??? Being an ex-Californian, I think South and North should be divided. They are way different.Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #47 May 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteOh and Pot is now legal for everyone! Pfft - it already was in Southern California . Actually you have to have a medical marijuana license in Southern California. Here it's free for all! Plus everyone is allowed to grow as much as they want. The old lady that lives next door to us has pot shrubbery lining her yard. It smells great! Hmmmm... is that really true? or should we not take this post seriously??? Being an ex-Californian, I think South and North should be divided. They are way different. It's as true as the fact that I am now governor of California. Ok, I have to admit something now. You guys aren't going to like it! I'm from Southern California. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #48 May 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteOh and Pot is now legal for everyone! Pfft - it already was in Southern California . Actually you have to have a medical marijuana license in Southern California. Here it's free for all! Plus everyone is allowed to grow as much as they want. The old lady that lives next door to us has pot shrubbery lining her yard. It smells great! Hmmmm... is that really true? or should we not take this post seriously??? Being an ex-Californian, I think South and North should be divided. They are way different. It's as true as the fact that I am now governor of California. Ok, I have to admit something now. You guys aren't going to like it! I'm from Southern California. You forgot to tell them the part about being kidnapped by Mid-Californian...I mean Northern Californian aliens (i.e tree huggers) and being brainwashed into separating the state. Besides, without us So Callies, you'll actually have to go "out of state" to get a nice boob job! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #49 May 2, 2006 That's the difference between NorCal and SoCal. Up here we don't need boob jobs since most of the men are gay and don't care anyway. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StearmanR985 0 #50 May 2, 2006 QuoteThat's the difference between NorCal and SoCal. Up here we don't need boob jobs since most of the men are gay and don't care anyway. Boob jobs are GOOD. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
