There once was a man from nantucket.....

[jasonRose 0]

How many differnt versions are there of this?????

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[PsychoBob 0]

Who's dick was so long he could suck it,
he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
if my ear was a cunt,
I would fuck it!

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[yamtx73 0]

That's the only version I've ever heard

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[Snowwhite 0]

Quote

That's the only version I've ever heard

And I wish I hadn't!

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Who's dick was so long he could suck it,
he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
if my nose were a cunt,
I'd use Tampax instead of Kleenex

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[Jamdiablo 0]

Theres the answering machine message of this too...

There once was a man from Nantucket,
who was old, but not yet kicked the bucket,
don't be a creep,
at the sound of the beep,
leave a message or you can just fuck it

[Jamdiablo 0]

One of the clean versions

There once was a man from Nantucket
who found a large frog in a bucket.
He brought it inside
and cooked it up fried
but it tasted so bad, he upchucked it.

[Ragnarok 0]

There was an old Sappho from Greece
Who Said "What I prefer to a piece,
Is to have my pudenda
licked by the tenda
tongue of my favorite niece"

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