yardhippie 0 #1 May 1, 2006 I dont give a shit if its a repost! I laughed! 2 brothers, a 6 year old and a 4 year old, were upstairs in their bedroom. You know what?" asked the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nodded his head in approval. The! 6 year old continued, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4 year old agreed with an enthusiastic grin. When their mother walked into the kitchen and asked the 6 year old what he wanted for breakfast, he replied, "Aw, what the hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. The 4 year old sat with wide eyes at the table, awaiting his mother's return. When she came back downstairs, the mother looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he cried, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios."Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 May 1, 2006 haha - cute What did the Chinese parents name their retarded kid????~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 May 1, 2006 What did the Chinese parents name their retarded kid???? ~Porn Kitty Quote I didnt know you were chinese.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #4 May 1, 2006 Haha, good one *makes note as can't remember jokes* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #5 May 1, 2006 QuoteWhat did the Chinese parents name their retarded kid???? ~Porn Kitty Quote I didnt know you were chinese.. I dont care who you are! that shit is funny! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #6 May 1, 2006 QuoteWhat did the Chinese parents name their retarded kid???? ~Porn Kitty Quote I didnt know you were chinese.. silly butt SUM TING WONG~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #7 May 1, 2006 Quotesilly butt acording to sunshine, he has a nice butt, better watch out, you don't want her sicking chuck norris on yer butt.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
