sunshine 2 #26 January 11, 2005 QuoteDo you kiss? I do!! So come on over. Edited cause i got sooo excited thinking about kissing ccowden, i made a typo. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jb092 0 #27 January 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteLike I said if possible Being in the military for so long I am not opposed to using a tree. That's a good idea! Since I carry paper towels in my car, I can just go squat at a tree and absolutely no flushing is required...yay!!! Oh no, but what do I do with the used paper towel...ugh, dilemmas Paper is bio-degradable just put it under a rock so it doesnt blow away. What could possibly go wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #28 January 11, 2005 Quote...and I don't even sit down on the toilets at all. (I squat and put down those toilet paper covers, just in case I touch the edge.) OMG! Is there a woman alive who ACTUALLY sits down on public restroom toilets? I doubt there is even a antibiotic in existence to rid yourself of the stuff on top of the toilet seat. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #29 January 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteDo you kiss? I do!! Some come on over. Did you mean. "So come on over?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #30 January 11, 2005 Blah, i went back and edited just for you. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #31 January 11, 2005 You're so funny...we need to meet, someday! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #32 January 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteDo you kiss? I do!! So come on over. Edited cause i got sooo excited thinking about kissing ccowden, i made a typo. Ok, now you are teasing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #33 January 11, 2005 QuoteOMG! Is there a woman alive who ACTUALLY sits down on public restroom toilets? I doubt there is even a antibiotic in existence to rid yourself of the stuff on top of the toilet seat. That's the beauty of women's bathrooms. Since they never sit, they're always clean. Any guy ever uses the men's bathroom anyway? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #34 January 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteOMG! Is there a woman alive who ACTUALLY sits down on public restroom toilets? I doubt there is even a antibiotic in existence to rid yourself of the stuff on top of the toilet seat. That's the beauty of women's bathrooms. Since they never sit, they're always clean. Any guy ever uses the men's bathroom anyway? Oh contraire (sp?) my left-handed friend , because we don't sit down on the seat, the seat tends to be covered in pee and yes, sometimes, a little brown spots here and there...lovely, eh? However, most women's bathrooms are free of the urine embedded into the tile floor smell...so I guess its kinda' a Catch-22 thing. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalletMan 0 #35 January 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteOk, yeah I like some germs but I like to know where the germs are coming fromDog balls - to - dog tongue - to- your mouth. check. Maybe what's she's trying to is that if you want to kiss her you have to lick her dog's balls first. sorry, couldn't resist. --ArtSky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #36 January 11, 2005 QuoteOh contraire (sp?) my left-handed friend , because we don't sit down on the seat, the seat tends to be covered in pee and yes, sometimes, a little brown spots here and there...lovely, eh? However, most women's bathrooms are free of the urine embedded into the tile floor smell...so I guess its kinda' a Catch-22 thing. ...ever been in the men's bathroom in a bar on a Saturday night...? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #37 January 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteOk, yeah I like some germs but I like to know where the germs are coming fromDog balls - to - dog tongue - to- your mouth. check. Maybe what's she's trying to is that if you want to kiss her you have to lick her dog's balls first. sorry, couldn't resist. --Art That would only work if you look like the attached "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #38 January 11, 2005 That looks exactly like me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #39 January 11, 2005 QuoteThat looks exactly like me! Really? Do you lick your balls too? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #40 January 11, 2005 I try. Oh I try! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #41 January 11, 2005 I like a steady influx of germs in order to maintain my body's immune system... But when possible I'll use anything but hands in public restrooms. (or I'll use papertowels/clothing to avoid touching handles, etc...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #42 January 11, 2005 Quotedoor knobs = use sleeves to open or push open w/ body (sometimes the foot works too Laugh) railings = don't use em' telephones & mouses = cleaned regularly w/ Lysol I bet you get sick alot.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #43 January 11, 2005 I bet this guy can "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zoter 0 #44 January 11, 2005 Jesus......just use your hand and flush it...and then go wash them with hot soapy water !! Anything after that will just make your immune system stronger... All these 'precious' peeps who dont touch this or that dont give their young immune systems a chance to do summin' useful.... If the bog handle has got blood or some 'other' fluid on it....fair enough.....maybe dont even flush it....if it has that....your probably in some dropout shithouse and peeps probably wont care that you didnt flush !! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #45 January 11, 2005 QuoteQuotedoor knobs = use sleeves to open or push open w/ body (sometimes the foot works too Laugh) railings = don't use em' telephones & mouses = cleaned regularly w/ Lysol I bet you get sick alot. I call-in sick a lot but haven't been "officially" sick since, sheesh, I can't remember when. I must be getting adequate germs from kissing my dog "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #46 January 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteI got news for ya. The door knobs, handles, railings, telephones, computer mouses, etc, are just as bad. If some not worse. You will have your work cut out for ya to use your foot for all those things! door knobs = use sleeves to open or push open w/ body (sometimes the foot works too ) railings = don't use em' telephones & mouses = cleaned regularly w/ Lysol That's more than a little OCD. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dan_iv 0 #47 January 11, 2005 Quotedoor knobs = use sleeves to open or push open w/ body (sometimes the foot works too Laugh) railings = don't use em' telephones & mouses = cleaned regularly w/ Lysol I keep thinking about the movie "What about Bob", baby steps, baby steps. Wait maybe it's already time for Death therapy???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #48 January 11, 2005 QuoteQuotedoor knobs = use sleeves to open or push open w/ body (sometimes the foot works too Laugh) railings = don't use em' telephones & mouses = cleaned regularly w/ Lysol I keep thinking about the movie "What about Bob", baby steps, baby steps. Wait maybe it's already time for Death therapy???? So YOU'RE one of the five people on Earth who saw that movie . "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #49 January 11, 2005 Quote So YOU'RE one of the five people on Earth who saw that movie . I saw it. Twice.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dan_iv 0 #50 January 11, 2005 i've seen it way too many times... and once was enough.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
