PLFXpert 0 #26 April 26, 2006 When I got my license originally they actually had a scale/height thing there They never did it again since, though, even when I turned 21 and went to get my mugshot again, but this time in front of the blue screen. Since then, I've just done the mailaway when my address changed or when my license expired again. I like my picture. I was pissed that day, but you'll never know. I'm quite proud of that performancePaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #27 April 26, 2006 I wish I was like six-foot-nine So I could get with Leoshi Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine You know I see her all the time Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams I can scheme of ways to make her mine Cause I know she's livin phat Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball So how am I gonna compete with that 'Cause when it comes to playing basketball I'm always last to be picked And in some cases never picked at all So I just lean upon the wall Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls Who came to watch their men ball Dag y'all! I never understood Why the jocks get the fly girls And me I get the hood rats I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble Got hit with a bottle And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name Glad I came to my senses Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together Right? So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her typeSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #28 April 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteKick it Young MC, kick it. That is skeelo Young MC is my beotch!! oh shit. That is a total faux pas. Skee-lo is way angrier than Young MC. That was just stupid. Never fear, I got plenty more stupid where that came from!! Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #29 April 26, 2006 QuoteIm around 5'12'' Shit, your legs are that long! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #30 April 26, 2006 about this tall. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #31 April 26, 2006 they make a great scarfSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #32 April 26, 2006 Quotethey make a great scarf Possibly a back pack?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #33 April 26, 2006 Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #34 April 26, 2006 5' 14" here Aint it fun being really tall Hows it going....little fella. *** Yeah, I run about 5' 16 1/2" When they ask "Hows the weather up there?", I always tell 'em it's raining and then piss on their tiny little heads... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #35 April 26, 2006 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #36 April 26, 2006 I'm a whole 5' even. Actually, the last time the doctor measured my height, they told me I was 5'1". I was so excited, but then they told me to take my shoes off to get a correct height measurement. Short does have its advantages though. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 220 #37 April 26, 2006 QuoteI'm a whole 5' even. Actually, the last time the doctor measured my height, they told me I was 5'1". I was so excited, but then they told me to take my shoes off to get a correct height measurement. Short does have its advantages though. Yes - Yes it does.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #38 April 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'm a whole 5' even. Actually, the last time the doctor measured my height, they told me I was 5'1". I was so excited, but then they told me to take my shoes off to get a correct height measurement. Short does have its advantages though. Yes - Yes it does. during a limbo contest? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 220 #39 April 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI'm a whole 5' even. Actually, the last time the doctor measured my height, they told me I was 5'1". I was so excited, but then they told me to take my shoes off to get a correct height measurement. Short does have its advantages though. Yes - Yes it does. during a limbo contest? That too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites windcatcher 0 #40 April 26, 2006 I'm 5'11, and LOVE heels! Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydiver51 0 #41 April 26, 2006 6'1'.873492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #42 April 26, 2006 QuoteI'm 6'1Stretch bitch! Stretch!! Bobbi ___________________________________ Great view for a short guy! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #43 April 26, 2006 Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #44 April 26, 2006 I'm 6'1", and by far the runt of my male siblings... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Steel 0 #45 April 26, 2006 I was thinking about a post on this topic but didn't. Anyway I am just over 5'9". Here is what I was wondering. Do you think its impolite to stare if somebody is unusually tall? Last friday I was at this Russian store buying caviar and I walked to to the counter and asked for some and suddenly noticed a freak of nature. I am guessing this guy had to be 7'6". His head was way over the shelves. Standing next to the owner who is over 6' tall, I noticed his shoulders were significantly over the store owner's head. Anyway my girlfreind told me I was being impolite and I just don't see that. People stare at my truck all the time. Hell, strangers even take pictures of it and I don't get offended. Now, if it was a giant woman that I was staring at, I could understand that being impolite, as she most likely hates herself and would be feeling self-conscious. I see that the same way I wouldn't stare as somebody in a wheel chair, or 100 pounds overweight. ,If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites thegreekone 0 #46 April 26, 2006 QuoteMilkman ? you beat me to the punch! uh, what I meant to say was "hmm, what an interesting phenomenon." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites thegreekone 0 #47 April 26, 2006 Quote5'3" so it's true what they say about good things coming in small packages. edited to add: 5'11" for me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #48 April 26, 2006 Taller than you."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sharimcm 0 #49 April 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI'm a whole 5' even. Short does have its advantages though. Yes - Yes it does. during a limbo contest? I guess I'll have to take my 5 inch heels off first. I can bend in all sorts of directions, but during the limbo contest... Bending backwards in heels doesn't work too well. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #50 April 26, 2006 Quotethey make a great scarf I could think of worse things to have wraped around my neck!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Next Page 2 of 7 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. 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sharimcm 0 #36 April 26, 2006 I'm a whole 5' even. Actually, the last time the doctor measured my height, they told me I was 5'1". I was so excited, but then they told me to take my shoes off to get a correct height measurement. Short does have its advantages though. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #37 April 26, 2006 QuoteI'm a whole 5' even. Actually, the last time the doctor measured my height, they told me I was 5'1". I was so excited, but then they told me to take my shoes off to get a correct height measurement. Short does have its advantages though. Yes - Yes it does.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #38 April 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteI'm a whole 5' even. Actually, the last time the doctor measured my height, they told me I was 5'1". I was so excited, but then they told me to take my shoes off to get a correct height measurement. Short does have its advantages though. Yes - Yes it does. during a limbo contest? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #39 April 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI'm a whole 5' even. Actually, the last time the doctor measured my height, they told me I was 5'1". I was so excited, but then they told me to take my shoes off to get a correct height measurement. Short does have its advantages though. Yes - Yes it does. during a limbo contest? That too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #40 April 26, 2006 I'm 5'11, and LOVE heels! Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #42 April 26, 2006 QuoteI'm 6'1Stretch bitch! Stretch!! Bobbi ___________________________________ Great view for a short guy! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #43 April 26, 2006 Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #44 April 26, 2006 I'm 6'1", and by far the runt of my male siblings... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel 0 #45 April 26, 2006 I was thinking about a post on this topic but didn't. Anyway I am just over 5'9". Here is what I was wondering. Do you think its impolite to stare if somebody is unusually tall? Last friday I was at this Russian store buying caviar and I walked to to the counter and asked for some and suddenly noticed a freak of nature. I am guessing this guy had to be 7'6". His head was way over the shelves. Standing next to the owner who is over 6' tall, I noticed his shoulders were significantly over the store owner's head. Anyway my girlfreind told me I was being impolite and I just don't see that. People stare at my truck all the time. Hell, strangers even take pictures of it and I don't get offended. Now, if it was a giant woman that I was staring at, I could understand that being impolite, as she most likely hates herself and would be feeling self-conscious. I see that the same way I wouldn't stare as somebody in a wheel chair, or 100 pounds overweight. ,If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #46 April 26, 2006 QuoteMilkman ? you beat me to the punch! uh, what I meant to say was "hmm, what an interesting phenomenon." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thegreekone 0 #47 April 26, 2006 Quote5'3" so it's true what they say about good things coming in small packages. edited to add: 5'11" for me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #48 April 26, 2006 Taller than you."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #49 April 26, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI'm a whole 5' even. Short does have its advantages though. Yes - Yes it does. during a limbo contest? I guess I'll have to take my 5 inch heels off first. I can bend in all sorts of directions, but during the limbo contest... Bending backwards in heels doesn't work too well. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #50 April 26, 2006 Quotethey make a great scarf I could think of worse things to have wraped around my neck!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
