waltappel 1 #1 April 21, 2006 Some of my favorite rhetorical questions my father used to ask: How stupid do you think I am? (As if I was really idiotic enough to answer that question!) Did you think you were actually going to get away with that? (Well yes, of course I did!!!!) You know what your problem is? (Right now, you old fart, my biggest problem is *you*) edited to add: Do you want me to get out the belt? (Shit, these days I'd *pay* to have a hot chick do that! Woohoo!!!!) Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 April 21, 2006 Be quiet! Dont make me come back there! Get your head out of your ass! Your grounded! but really he did say nice things once in a while too.mostly now that Im older, and bigger, and stronger. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #3 April 21, 2006 Some of my favorite rhetorical questions my father used to ask: *** Are you begging for a butt whoppin??? (Begging not to get whopped) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #4 April 21, 2006 My dad only ever gave me one warning/piece of advice when I was a kid. "Be careful." When I was playing in the street with my friends, "be careful." When I got my first car, "be careful." The first time he caught me in bed with a girl, "be careful." It used to annoy me, but now I see the brilliance of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #5 April 21, 2006 When he was excited... "Right on, troops! Hoy!" When he was angry... "Go shit in your hat!" When he was confused... "Where's the kitchen?" When he was playing conerned father... "Point to point." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #6 April 21, 2006 "Don't tell"What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #7 April 21, 2006 When he was pissed off... "Jesus H Christ" (whats the H stand for?) "For cryin out loud" and "Ah Criminy" dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #8 April 21, 2006 Quotebut really he did say nice things once in a while too.mostly now that Im older, and bigger, and stronger. What *really* annoyed the piss out of me was when my father said that by the time I was able to beat the shit out of him, I'd have more sense than to do it. For years, I fantasized about reminding him of that quote and then beating the hell out of him. Was I ever pissed when I realized that the old fucker was right! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #9 April 21, 2006 If it looks too good to be true, it probably is. Don't be a wiseacre. When you're out with your hunny and your nose feels runny you might think its kind of funny but its snot. Can't leave out Grandad: J'do good? You dont have to drive the speed limit when you're just pookilatin around. Eat your veggies or you'll die of the scurvey. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #10 April 21, 2006 my dad has been right soo many times. I really enjoy proving him wrong though. just because of all the time he said I'd realize he was right when I was older.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #11 April 21, 2006 When ever I told my Dad I didn't like certain kinds of foods, he always loved to say "it's all in your head" And I used to be like "well my head is telling that I do not like this" He used to get very mad at that and still make me eat the foods I hated anyway----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #12 April 21, 2006 Quote Eat your veggies or you'll die of the scurvey. now thats funny!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #13 April 21, 2006 When I was little, my dad always called me "Hollywood" when I wore sunglasses. Imagine my surprise when he said it again just a week or so ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #14 April 21, 2006 Get your ass over here so I can beat you... gotta love my sperm donor Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #15 April 21, 2006 My favorite saying from my dad was when he said, "When you decide to marry, make sure that your new bride is Betty Crocker in the kitchen, and a filthy whore in the bed room" To which I replied," What the hell are you saying about Mom?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #16 April 21, 2006 QuoteGet your ass over here so I can beat you... Shit, thought you were talkin' to *me* for a moment!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #17 April 21, 2006 I was Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #18 April 21, 2006 My father's favorite saying when he was drunk (which was most of the time): "Do you know what it means to assume? ASS-U-ME. You make an ass out of you and me" Ya, pearls of f'ing wisdom dad. JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #19 April 21, 2006 QuoteI was Woohoo!!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #20 April 21, 2006 This is going to hurt me more then it will hurt you. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #21 April 21, 2006 Ive never used this one, and I really have no idea where he came up with it: yahoo mountain dew.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #22 April 21, 2006 and from the time i was only six years old i never forgot what i was told it was the best advice that i ever had it came from my wise dear old dad he said sit down punk i wanna talk to you and don't say a word until im through now there's a time to laugh a time to cry a time to live and a time to die a time to break and a time to chill to act civilized or act real ill but whatever ya do in your lifetime ya never let a mc steal your rhyme! I'll never forget this moment. "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #23 April 21, 2006 "Go ask your mother!" "Wait until your mother gets home." "Don't tell your mother, unless you want to get in trouble." I was daddy's little girl, so I got away with pretty much anything... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #24 April 21, 2006 "I ought to trade you in on a goat. At least the grass would get mowed."What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tso-d_chris 0 #25 April 21, 2006 To my brother and I: "You guys could tear up an anvil with a tack hammer." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
