Andy_Copland 0 #1 April 24, 2006 Well how to write this without sounding like a jerk... Basically i've liked this girl for a while and i got her around my place for drinks and a film, well not much of the film was seen as it was like a sexual time bomb thats been building between us for ages. Shes now head over heels for me and im not really interested anymore, i feel like a complete wanker now for not liking her back. The thing is i thought it wouldnt just be sex because of how i felt about her then realised thats it was just about sex after the deed was done... So now im trying to find a way out without hurting her at all, i've got myself in a right fucking mess 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #2 April 24, 2006 Sex always complicates matters... I wish I could help... but alas I've never been there... Good luck... fyi: I really like this line... Quotei've got myself in a right fucking mess Sorry... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 April 24, 2006 Quotebut alas I've never been there You've made me feel a whole lot better, heres me thinking every bloke had done it once and i'd get some nice advice. Instead i get you! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #4 April 24, 2006 There's always the "It's not you, it's me line" "I'm gay" If she is scared off easily you could just say the L word.... but that could backfire.... I don't know... I'm out of ideas. PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #5 April 24, 2006 So umm why don't you dig her anymore?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #6 April 24, 2006 Andy...I get a kick out of reading your posts...you seem to have a very soap opera life. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #7 April 24, 2006 I think the L word would have me in a world of shit. I keep getting all these text messages and its driving me crazy, just to be polite i always answer and its costing me a fortune. Might just pretend im dead or something1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slurp56 0 #8 April 24, 2006 Advice? Whatever you decide to do; do it sooner than later. Just be honest, maybe she doesnt want anything either.________________________________________ I have proof-read this post 500 times, but I guarantee you'll still manage to find a flaw. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #9 April 24, 2006 If i knew that i'd tell ya, but i just dont know. Its just kinda not there anymore 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #10 April 24, 2006 You dont know the half of it mate 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #11 April 24, 2006 Always start the big head before putting the little head into gear... otherwise you wind up with a fucked up mess.... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #12 April 24, 2006 QuoteYou've made me feel a whole lot better, heres me thinking every bloke had done it once and i'd get some nice advice. Instead i get you! Hell... I'm not good for much else... I might as well make you feel guilty... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #13 April 24, 2006 Now thats some advice i coulda done with about 24 hours ago 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #14 April 24, 2006 QuoteNow thats some advice i coulda done with about 24 hours ago It may be a little late this time but.... always keep it in mind, might even keep you out of a little trouble (it's helped me a few times)The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #15 April 24, 2006 First you start off like "________ sit down we have to talk. Look, I royally fucked I am sorry, but about the other night..." Just be honest, also be sure to validate her feelings. If she actually has feelings for you she is going to be angry as all hell. It is just best to be honest and do it sooner rather than later.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #16 April 24, 2006 there is no easy way.. but i know if it was me i'd atleast like you to be honest with me and not feed me a line of bulshit........ and as they have already said... sex changes the whole game........(unless it was agreed apon beforehand that it was just for the physical).... and then it still fucks with things.. ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #17 April 24, 2006 You've already put yourself in a fucked up situation and the only way to dig your sorry male ass out of that pit is to be honest with her. And soon. Don't lead her on by answering text messages or returning calls just to be nice. Tell the truth and slap yourself in the mirror 20 times while repeating "I'm such an arse". Learn your lesson and next time think about the possible consequences if you bang a friend. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #18 April 24, 2006 Im in the same kind of position but differnt ... my old gf loved me and everything in every area was great... until i met this 19 yr old blonde chick, 2 yrs ovlder than me who is fucking stunning. I couldn't help fancying her and not my gf anymore, even though i wanted to stay with her. I had to breka up but felt like you did. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #19 April 24, 2006 Call her up and accuse her of giving you some sex disease then be all mad blah blah blah then she will dump you thinking you are the jerk..It workshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #20 April 24, 2006 Andy, I don't have to tell you that you are in a hole and the only way to dig yourself out is to be honest about the whole thing with her as others have already said...good luck, me boy...glad it's not me. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #21 April 24, 2006 he was in a hole last night... now he is in a pickleDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #22 April 24, 2006 Quotehe was in a hole last night... now he is in a pickle Could be in the same hole tonight if he answers his text messageshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #23 April 24, 2006 Your a fucking genius! I'll do it right when i get back from the doctors about this rather severe rash around my groin nah in all seriousness i think im just gonna have a good talk with her and try not to hump her again1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #24 April 24, 2006 QuoteYour a fucking genius! I'll do it right when i get back from the doctors about this rather severe rash around my groin nah in all seriousness i think im just gonna have a good talk with her and try not to hump her again Well don't have any beer while doing the talk. learn from my mistakes..lol Bloody english women. And if she's cooked you a sunday dinner your fuckedhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #25 April 24, 2006 Quote nah in all seriousness i think im just gonna have a good talk with her and try not to hump her again If the talk goes poorly, at least shoot for some make-up sex! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
