wingnut 0 #51 April 25, 2006 QuoteWell, if they're packers then bang them for free pack jobs and everyone wins. mental note.. become a packer....... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #52 April 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteWell, if they're packers then bang them for free pack jobs and everyone wins. mental note.. become a packer....... from what i have heard you ared a fudge packer alreadyhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #53 April 25, 2006 Quotefrom what i have heard you ared a fudge packer already don't believe everything you hear.. ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #54 April 25, 2006 QuoteWell how to write this without sounding like a jerk... Basically i've liked this girl for a while and i got her around my place for drinks and a film, well not much of the film was seen as it was like a sexual time bomb thats been building between us for ages. Shes now head over heels for me and im not really interested anymore, i feel like a complete wanker now for not liking her back. The thing is i thought it wouldnt just be sex because of how i felt about her then realised thats it was just about sex after the deed was done... So now im trying to find a way out without hurting her at all, i've got myself in a right fucking mess well, the only logical thing to do is get her name tatooed on your other arm ok, so I really have nothing constructive to add well ok, maybe except for: you were so terrible and she wants to get rid of you so in the nicest possible way she is trying to pester the shit out of you to scare you away so she doesn't have to be cruel and mean and tell you the truth Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #55 April 25, 2006 Quotewell, the only logical thing to do is get her name tatooed on your other arm This is by far the best suggestion! I love it. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #56 April 25, 2006 QuoteQuotewell, the only logical thing to do is get her name tatooed on your other arm This is by far the best suggestion! I love it. Poor fucker has a truly tough audience tonight! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #57 April 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotewell, the only logical thing to do is get her name tatooed on your other arm This is by far the best suggestion! I love it. Poor fucker has a truly tough audience tonight!Walt What did you expect?! What, you want me to send the dude <<<>> or how about some (((hugs)))?! Fuck that. I'm having fun with this guy. His life is like a soap opera and it's amusing. Walt, you know mw well enough to know that I love a good bit of mischeif. I mean no harm. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #58 April 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuotewell, the only logical thing to do is get her name tatooed on your other arm This is by far the best suggestion! I love it. Poor fucker has a truly tough audience tonight!Walt What did you expect?! What, you want me to send the dude <<<>> or how about some (((hugs)))?! Fuck that. I'm having fun with this guy. His life is like a soap opera and it's amusing. Walt, you know mw well enough to know that I love a good bit of mischeif. I mean no harm. I wasn't trying to be mean, haven't had my sense of humor in a while and it is a little rusty Andy, wasn't trying to upset you, but sometimes when you are in a mess of shit, all you can do is laugh - even if it is at yourself .Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROK 0 #59 April 25, 2006 Don't pass by this opportunity! Tell her that if she really likes you, she'll do a "two-way" with you and one of her friends. If it pisses her off, you win, if it doesn't, you win! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #60 April 25, 2006 yeah but her best friend is a guy yeah he wins alrighthttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROK 0 #61 April 25, 2006 Quoteyeah but her best friend is a guy yeah he wins alright Maybe he'll discover why he doesn't like girls. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #62 April 25, 2006 maybe your onto something so, andy is gay knows the chicks best friend is a guy she wants a 3 some but he's nervous that she will find out he is gay i like it...Ok mods you can close the post now nothing else to learn from thishttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #63 April 25, 2006 ...and with each post, the women appear less cruel .Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #64 April 25, 2006 QuoteWhat did you expect?! What, you want me to send the dude <<<>> or how about some (((hugs)))?! Well, yeah!!!! While we're on the topic, I'll tell you right now that anytime I do something really shitty to a woman and I feel bad about it, I want to be able to cry on your shoulder and get some sympathy. A beer and a sammich would be good too! edited to add: By the way, if I get your name tattooed on my body does that mean we'll be together forever? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdctlc 0 #65 April 25, 2006 well the smart thing is to be honest and call it what it was.. Then you can ask: Hey, do you mind if we can be "uck buddy's" Hell you know how it goes, we all need a release now and then not provided by ourselves.." See how it goes from there.. OH WAIT WHAT ABOUT THIS>>> Maybe you tell her the truth and she says something to the effect that she agrees and that it really was not a good idea but NO really you were well "good" yeah that is it good... But no thanks on the Uck Buddy thing it is only your ego! Right now your on top, open up tell the truth and spread your legs so she has a clean shot to kick the dangly bits, it will make her feel better Scott C."He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #66 April 25, 2006 QuoteI'll tell you right now that anytime I do something really shitty to a woman and I feel bad about it, I want to be able to cry on your shoulder and get some sympathy. You know that I'm about as cuddly as a cactus. I don't give a person sympathy because they're a dumbass. QuoteBy the way, if I get your name tattooed on my body does that mean we'll be together forever? Ask the last dumbass that did it. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #67 April 25, 2006 what the heck is an uck buddy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #68 April 25, 2006 Quotewhat the heck is an uck buddy? Hmm maybe he ment Duck buddie. I could use someone to go duck hunting with.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #69 April 25, 2006 or maybe luck buddy. you know, someone you keep around just because they're always finding nickels on the ground. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #70 April 25, 2006 QuoteYou know that I'm about as cuddly as a cactus. I don't give a person sympathy because they're a dumbass. Yeah, but here's the deal. All my lifeI've heard women whine about how their man cheats on them, doesn't work, etc, and they don't get rid of him. I want a woman like that. Will you do that for me? Will you be that special woman I can cheat on and sponge off of and still expect you to wait on me hand and foot? You would be doing a really nice thing! Quote QuoteBy the way, if I get your name tattooed on my body does that mean we'll be together forever? Ask the last dumbass that did it. I did. He's thinking it wasn't such a bright idea. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #71 April 25, 2006 A luck budy would be great. That way maybe if the luck budy is lucky enough we can win some drawings for gift certificates for a container, and stuff like thatDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeNReN 0 #72 April 25, 2006 It is hockey playoff season...maybe it was "puck buddy " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #73 April 25, 2006 hmm, my advice, just give her a link to this forum/post. she'll get the messege.. oh, then send her my way and i'll take care of the rest CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdctlc 0 #74 April 25, 2006 Shit, maybe that is just a regional term... I have had a few people over the years ask what the hell an uck buddy is.... Fuck Buddy: a person you have sex with but with no serious relationship. Need sex call your buddy. Cant say fuck in public with out annopying some one, stupid PC world, so drop the F and get uck .."He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slurp56 0 #75 April 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteWell how to write this without sounding like a jerk... Have you thought about just ignoring her? When I’m sick of a guy, I usually don’t call back. When they try to talk to me at the dropzone, I always make myself appear to be unavailable. They usually get the message sooner or later, or they become a total stalker! I’ve had to deal with a lot of guys at the dropzone who took our flings a little too seriously if you know what I mean! Angelina I'll be in elsinore in two weeks... I'll only be there for the weekend, so you wont have to call me back or appear to be unavailable around the dropzone. In return, I promise not to stalk you and you can ignore me. [inline whip.gif]________________________________________ I have proof-read this post 500 times, but I guarantee you'll still manage to find a flaw. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
