Cornholio 0 #1 April 25, 2006 I have no idea why this popped in my head. Probably because of the recent pooping threads. I'm a sit down and read something type a guy. I take my time and often spend a good 15 minutes on the toilet just reading my latest copy of Skydiving or Parachutist. Edit: Damn, well my poll didn't post, but I won't whine about it. The choices were: - Relax and read something? - Finish Quickly - Pray or Meditate - Sing - Other, please explain. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 April 25, 2006 nope. i shit and split. If I wanna read I'll do it on my comfey couch. Not the stinkin bathroom. Oh, and if theres a fan in the bathroom. TURN IT ON! even if your takin a leak. it a cover sound so the rest of the world dont have to hear/smell your actions. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pringles 0 #3 April 25, 2006 Read somthing. If there isn't a skydiving or playboy near by I may grab the soap dispenser off the sink and read the ingredients. My wife thinks its wierd but I have to have something to read and take my mind off the task at hand. Matt Davies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #4 April 25, 2006 Quotenope. i shit and split. If I wanna read I'll do it on my comfey couch. Not the stinkin bathroom. Oh, and if theres a fan in the bathroom. TURN IT ON! even if your takin a leak. it a cover sound so the rest of the world dont have to hear/smell your actions. This only promotes shy bladder syndrome. Bad Hippy bad!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #5 April 25, 2006 Quote I take my time and often spend a good 15 minutes on the toilet just reading my latest copy of Skydiving or Parachutist. Does that mean you only crap once a month...... Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #6 April 25, 2006 how does the fan promote shy bladder? I would think it helps... its a cover sound like the Camo Cough or the Fred Astair. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #7 April 25, 2006 QuoteRead somthing. If there isn't a skydiving or playboy near by I may grab the soap dispenser off the sink and read the ingredients. My wife thinks its wierd but I have to have something to read and take my mind off the task at hand. Dude, I'm the same way! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #8 April 25, 2006 Quote Does that mean you only crap once a month...... LOL - No, I don't finish reading it in one sitting!!! I have a drawer in the bathroom vanity that is dedicated to reading materials. I'll pick something out of it and read it. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #9 April 25, 2006 you like to read the "articles" right?Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #10 April 25, 2006 Quoteyou like to read the "articles" right? Of course. I don't browse playboy or girly mags, if that's what you're getting at. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #11 April 25, 2006 Okay...I'll admit it. I'm a reader. We have book/magazine racks in both of our bathrooms! There...how's that? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #12 April 25, 2006 Quote And I've been guilty of reading stuff from the back of the toilet! Wow, you must be really flexible! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #13 April 25, 2006 What's a "shy bladder syndrome" anyway?Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #14 April 25, 2006 It's when you can't go in public or if people are around. People with shy bladder usually need sound to be able to go. Not that there is anything wrong with it.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #15 April 25, 2006 I sometimes postwhore... wireless internet is the bomb... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
