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I saw this bumper sticker this morning that read "Take your child hunting instead of hunting your child".

What does that mean?



Sure it wasn't "hunting FOR your child", meaning take an active role in your kid's life instead of wondering where they are?

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If you do stuff with your kids, you're more likely to know where they are most of the time.

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Sure it wasn't "hunting FOR your child", meaning take an active role in your kid's life instead of wondering where they are?



No, I was behind the guy at a red light and kept reading it out loud hoping something would click.

I had a wierd visual when I read it.

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warning hijack ahead:

i saw a bumper sticker the other day that said:

My poodle is smarther than your honor roll student.
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I saw this bumper sticker this morning that read "Take your child hunting instead of hunting your child".

What does that mean?

Judy



I'm not saying I paid $2,500 US to hunt children in Eastern Europe, and I'm not saying I didn't, but I will say that most children are very quick and quite avid tree climbers, so they make worthy prey.

The trick to downing a child is to wait for it to run. Children tend to run in a straight line when fleeing loud noises, like gunfire. Take your time, and place your shot between the base of the shoulder blades. That way you get the cleanest kill.
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I'm not saying I paid $2,500 US to hunt children in Eastern Europe, and I'm not saying I didn't, but I will say that most children are very quick and quite avid tree climbers, so they make worthy prey.

The trick to downing a child is to wait for it to run. Children tend to run in a straight line when fleeing loud noises, like gunfire. Take your time, and place your shot between the base of the shoulder blades. That way you get the cleanest kill.



That was the visual I had when I read it. :S:S

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I saw this bumper sticker this morning that read "Take your child hunting instead of hunting your child".

What does that mean?

Judy



I'm not saying I paid $2,500 US to hunt children in Eastern Europe, and I'm not saying I didn't, but I will say that most children are very quick and quite avid tree climbers, so they make worthy prey.

The trick to downing a child is to wait for it to run. Children tend to run in a straight line when fleeing loud noises, like gunfire. Take your time, and place your shot between the base of the shoulder blades. That way you get the cleanest kill.




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"Easy, you just don't lead them as much!"



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warning hijack ahead:

i saw a bumper sticker the other day that said:

My poodle is smarther than your honor roll student.



My 2 favorites are:

"You're kid may be an honor student, but you're still a idiot"

"God loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole"

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warning hijack ahead:

i saw a bumper sticker the other day that said:

My poodle is smarther than your honor roll student.



My 2 favorites are:

"You're kid may be an honor student, but you're still a idiot"

"God loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole"



"My kid beat up your sissy Honor Student"

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