turtlespeed 226 #1 April 20, 2006 Company I keep for is fairly demented, total of about a dozen lapdances between all of us, maybe two non-pasties left. Only problem I have with them is the dancers who, management doesn't feel can be locked down, loading up a few bong hits. Seriously, we rent all refurbished dancers, compare the price. Sometimes a refurbished Dancer lapdance comes in DOA, but not much of a problem, still usable for the first few days, but we end up sending them back since they have a next business day warranty. Nice tech support, drivers available on their web site. Not sure about whores, some in the past have had web sites dedicated to particular models and there problems. Had a prostitutes die a painful, protracted death. Wouldn't buy a Ho or Prostitute non-business class, since the support for those is non-existent. One suggestion I have is no matter what brand, when you have a new lapdance (well, any HO not doing it's work share), wipe the "equipment", position into Doggie, and reinstall "The Package". Then point at her friend and lookout for the second position. If, or rather when you have to reload the "Equipment", you don't have to worry about your stamina, except maybe your favorites from your wife. Some Pimps have there head so far up there but, that you can't choose a position, so beware. Ho's can be positioned, Prostitutes can't (last time I had to deal with one.) Crack Ho's are a maybe, but they might choose the position for you. just thought you might want to know, Turtle AKA, Turtle Edited to clarify Ho/Prostitute positionablitly.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #2 April 20, 2006 if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #3 April 20, 2006 WHOA~ Turtle been hitting the spores early in the morning I see.... g Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #4 April 20, 2006 ***Crack Ho's are a maybe... Quote Ain't nothin better than Crack Ho's and Little Debbie snack cakes. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #5 April 20, 2006 Quote***Crack Ho's are a maybe... Quote Ain't nothin better than Crack Ho's and Little Debbie snack cakes. Bob i thinks you was going for "Ho-Hos" not "Crack Ho's".Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #6 April 20, 2006 QuoteQuote***Crack Ho's are a maybe... Quote Ain't nothin better than Crack Ho's and Little Debbie snack cakes. Bob i thinks you was going for "Ho-Hos" not "Crack Ho's". You don't know Bob do you. You were there - you bore witness - Bob needs to call me - I have news.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #7 April 20, 2006 I was just tryin to look out for the man. He has a habit of passin out and leaving his friends to run ramant in his cabin. You just never know w/ bob. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
yardhippie 0 #5 April 20, 2006 Quote***Crack Ho's are a maybe... Quote Ain't nothin better than Crack Ho's and Little Debbie snack cakes. Bob i thinks you was going for "Ho-Hos" not "Crack Ho's".Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #6 April 20, 2006 QuoteQuote***Crack Ho's are a maybe... Quote Ain't nothin better than Crack Ho's and Little Debbie snack cakes. Bob i thinks you was going for "Ho-Hos" not "Crack Ho's". You don't know Bob do you. You were there - you bore witness - Bob needs to call me - I have news.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #7 April 20, 2006 I was just tryin to look out for the man. He has a habit of passin out and leaving his friends to run ramant in his cabin. You just never know w/ bob. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
turtlespeed 226 #6 April 20, 2006 QuoteQuote***Crack Ho's are a maybe... Quote Ain't nothin better than Crack Ho's and Little Debbie snack cakes. Bob i thinks you was going for "Ho-Hos" not "Crack Ho's". You don't know Bob do you. You were there - you bore witness - Bob needs to call me - I have news.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #7 April 20, 2006 I was just tryin to look out for the man. He has a habit of passin out and leaving his friends to run ramant in his cabin. You just never know w/ bob. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
yardhippie 0 #7 April 20, 2006 I was just tryin to look out for the man. He has a habit of passin out and leaving his friends to run ramant in his cabin. You just never know w/ bob. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
