pop 0 #1 April 17, 2006 Lemon Squeezer The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet: The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time but nobody could do it. One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice " I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. The crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?" The man replied, "I work for the IRS." Seeing Stars A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #2 April 18, 2006 woah... deja vu Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #3 April 18, 2006 Quotewoah... deja vu Don't Sass your elders Pup.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #4 April 18, 2006 QuoteQuotewoah... deja vu Don't Sass your elders Pup. what would you rather I just say something like "Repost Police!! You're under arrest!!!" Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #5 April 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotewoah... deja vu Don't Sass your elders Pup. what would you rather I just say something like "Repost Police!! You're under arrest!!!" Don't you have any compassion? Don't you have any respect. Have you not heard of alzheimers? Pop is getting on in years. Don't hate - Appreciate!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #6 April 18, 2006 Quote Don't you have any compassion? Don't you have any respect. Have you not heard of alzheimers? Pop is getting on in years. Don't hate - Appreciate! You're absolutely right... I'm sorry pop... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
