owellynot 0 #1 April 14, 2006 well???????? I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #2 April 14, 2006 you left out: head and shoulders (do a search it pops up now and again) and bengayGoddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #3 April 14, 2006 ID Pleasure Their logo? Feel the zing!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
owellynot 0 #4 April 14, 2006 QuoteID Pleasure Their logo? Feel the zing!! Bobbi hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i'm intriqued!! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 April 14, 2006 I have a friend who uses Pam cooking spray.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
owellynot 0 #6 April 14, 2006 I heard olive oil is good? I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #7 April 14, 2006 QuoteI have a friend who uses Pam cooking spray. You ain't cookin' unless it's Crisco.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #8 April 14, 2006 Dentucream or Poligrip.......Ever hear about the newlywed couple that got KY-confused with Window Putty? ....All their windows fell out! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #9 April 14, 2006 Get out! I am so outta the lube Thank you. Thank you.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #10 April 14, 2006 Good God!! I wonder what they use a spatula for?? Is the Pam, butter flavored? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #11 April 14, 2006 What ever happened to good old Spit and Determination!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcneill79 0 #12 April 14, 2006 There are certain places that doesn't work Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #13 April 14, 2006 I don't mean to sound naive...but is "getting wet" down there really this much of an issue? Quite frankly, I've never needed assistance in that department. So....well, I just thought people liked lube for the different flavors & aromas SeriouslyPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #14 April 14, 2006 Ooooooooooooooh. I see, now Please disregard previous post. Thank you Beth for the elaborationPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #15 April 14, 2006 Which Wet? They have: Wet Original Wet Light Wet Warming Wet Flavored Body Glide Wet Platinum Wet Fun Flavors Wet JO It makes a difference. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
owellynot 0 #16 April 14, 2006 With my new beau, my only problem is getting too wet. I have had to start wearing panty liners whenever i know i'm going to see him at work. I truly fear one of these days i'm just gonna slip right out of my seat. Lube can be fun. You can use it for extra-sloppy hand/blow jobs. You can use it if you're playing with toys...see also: pocket pussy. fun stuff. and quite frankly, most times its very necessary when anal play is introduced. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #17 April 14, 2006 I don't even know where to begin to respond I will say this. There will be no anal play in my funhousePaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #18 April 14, 2006 PRUDE! Edited to add smileys. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #19 April 14, 2006 A little experimentation is never a bad thing. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #20 April 14, 2006 QuoteA little experimentation is never a bad thing. Yeah?So how do ya feel about DP?"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
owellynot 0 #21 April 14, 2006 alright stich--whynot go the full fucking 9--DVDA. hehehehehehehe--i think trey parker made that up but it's still funny. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #22 April 14, 2006 Yes, yes...I know. I suckPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #23 April 14, 2006 QuoteYes, yes...I know. I suck Well atleast you have that much going for you!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #24 April 14, 2006 QuoteThere are certain places that doesn't work Sounds like this may take more investigating and extensive testing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #25 April 14, 2006 stay tuned...there's more to cumPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
