Zipp0 1 #26 April 14, 2006 Quotealright stich--whynot go the full fucking 9--DVDA. hehehehehehehe--i think trey parker made that up but it's still funny. He may have made it up, but I'm fairly certain I saw that in a 'film' a while back. The logistics of the act were not simple. Ok...so now everyone knows I watch porn.... Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #27 April 14, 2006 QuoteI don't mean to sound naive...but is "getting wet" down there really this much of an issue? The Pam lube I mentioned is just for those times when he has sex with himself. He says Pam never lets him down, unlike most women. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #28 April 14, 2006 I was actually told by my gynecologist of many years that if you're sensitive to lube you can use a bit of vegetable oil and it will work just fine. You can't use it with condoms though. I was never really comfortable with a huge bottle of Wesson on the nightstand. Plus it tastes kinda funny when you cook with it later. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #29 April 14, 2006 Not to mention when your frying some chicken up and you ask your mother in law to get the cooking oil.... Where is it honey? Oh, on the night stand. Makes for meal time fun, I tell ya!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #30 April 14, 2006 QuoteI was actually told by my gynecologist of many years that if you're sensitive to lube you can use a bit of vegetable oil and it will work just fine. You can't use it with condoms though. I was never really comfortable with a huge bottle of Wesson on the nightstand. Plus it tastes kinda funny when you cook with it later. Not everbody is into regurgetation,freak"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #31 April 14, 2006 I don't get it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #32 April 14, 2006 QuoteI don't get it. Me, neither What you said, though, was funny AND informative. Excellent, combo!Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #33 April 14, 2006 WET is really sticky. I like KY and Astroglide. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyyd1ve 0 #34 April 14, 2006 eros bodyglide! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #35 April 14, 2006 Any of the flavored warming liquid lubes out there...Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #36 April 14, 2006 Quoteyou left out: head and shoulders (do a search it pops up now and again) and bengay LMFAO Head and shoulder knees and toes - knees and toes!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #37 April 15, 2006 Xtreme by Body Action. It's THE best. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #38 April 15, 2006 Quote eros bodyglide! thats exactly what i was gonna say. eros is grrrrrrrreat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Hipwrddude 0 #39 April 15, 2006 KY Warming ULTRA gel. Caught the bed linen on fire, got the dogs a barkin', the chickens a cluckin' and that's just from the heat before the fire! Parental Guidance Strongly Suggested. You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #40 April 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteI have a friend who uses Pam cooking spray. You ain't cookin' unless it's Crisco. NEVER use Crisco....don't you know it's shortening?!?!?!?! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #41 April 15, 2006 QuoteYou ain't cookin' unless it's Crisco. Don't use Crisco. It's shortening! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flygirl1 0 #42 April 15, 2006 Quoteeros bodyglide! I agree, that stuff is amazing. It never gets sticky or dries out.Fly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites owellynot 0 #43 April 15, 2006 ROFLMFAO!!! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zep 0 #44 April 15, 2006 You also left out "Prep H" S&M's like to play too Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites EMSchick98 0 #45 April 16, 2006 Quoteeros bodyglide! I was gonna second that... but too many people jumped in I agree though... Xtreme whatever is good, but Eros is hands down the best!!! "me you alcohol a rig a car and a bunch of planes what could posibly go wrong" - Pruitt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Guest #46 April 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteI have a friend who uses Pam cooking spray. You ain't cookin' unless it's Crisco. You know he ain't messin' when he gets out the Wesson... mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mdrejhon 8 #47 April 16, 2006 There are several different versions of the WET lube - the cheaper stuff is not my favourite. However, the premium stuff is really good and long lasting. (A small container of the good WET, not often found in drugstores, costs more than the jumber cheaper WET though!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowwhite 0 #48 April 16, 2006 QuoteNot to mention when your frying some chicken up and you ask your mother in law to get the cooking oil.... Where is it honey? Oh, on the night stand. Makes for meal time fun, I tell ya!! yea, and kinda hard to explain to the Mother in Law why the whole family gets aroused at the smell of the hot oil hitting the pan... BobbiskydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites co_sky_pirate 0 #49 April 17, 2006 Margarine. Though axle grease comes in a t a close second. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 220 #50 April 18, 2006 QuoteMargarine. Though axle grease comes in a t a close second. NO NO NO! Because . . . [url http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/supplies/lube_oil.html]This Is Why[url]I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Hipwrddude 0 #39 April 15, 2006 KY Warming ULTRA gel. Caught the bed linen on fire, got the dogs a barkin', the chickens a cluckin' and that's just from the heat before the fire! Parental Guidance Strongly Suggested. You're always the starter in your own life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #40 April 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteI have a friend who uses Pam cooking spray. You ain't cookin' unless it's Crisco. NEVER use Crisco....don't you know it's shortening?!?!?!?! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #41 April 15, 2006 QuoteYou ain't cookin' unless it's Crisco. Don't use Crisco. It's shortening! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #42 April 15, 2006 Quoteeros bodyglide! I agree, that stuff is amazing. It never gets sticky or dries out.Fly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
owellynot 0 #43 April 15, 2006 ROFLMFAO!!! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #44 April 15, 2006 You also left out "Prep H" S&M's like to play too Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EMSchick98 0 #45 April 16, 2006 Quoteeros bodyglide! I was gonna second that... but too many people jumped in I agree though... Xtreme whatever is good, but Eros is hands down the best!!! "me you alcohol a rig a car and a bunch of planes what could posibly go wrong" - Pruitt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #46 April 16, 2006 QuoteQuoteI have a friend who uses Pam cooking spray. You ain't cookin' unless it's Crisco. You know he ain't messin' when he gets out the Wesson... mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mdrejhon 8 #47 April 16, 2006 There are several different versions of the WET lube - the cheaper stuff is not my favourite. However, the premium stuff is really good and long lasting. (A small container of the good WET, not often found in drugstores, costs more than the jumber cheaper WET though!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #48 April 16, 2006 QuoteNot to mention when your frying some chicken up and you ask your mother in law to get the cooking oil.... Where is it honey? Oh, on the night stand. Makes for meal time fun, I tell ya!! yea, and kinda hard to explain to the Mother in Law why the whole family gets aroused at the smell of the hot oil hitting the pan... BobbiskydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
co_sky_pirate 0 #49 April 17, 2006 Margarine. Though axle grease comes in a t a close second. There's something about the smell of jet fuel, nylon, and adrenaline that gives me a huge boner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #50 April 18, 2006 QuoteMargarine. Though axle grease comes in a t a close second. NO NO NO! Because . . . [url http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/supplies/lube_oil.html]This Is Why[url]I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
