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The women who said that were joking. It does matter. Trust me. :|



oh, no, you miss understand... its just in the 4 months I've been "trimmed" I still haven't gotten any... :P

So... its obviously not the cause... :D:D:D
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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oh, no, you miss understand... its just in the 4 months I've been "trimmed" I still haven't gotten any...



Do you walk around naked so women will know that you are trimmed. That might help. Try it and let us know how it goes.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Some people should have a breathalyzer attached to their computers




Yea!!! Then we could play for High Score!!:P



Bytch would win.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Do you walk around naked so women will know that you are trimmed. That might help. Try it and let us know how it goes.



I can see the news report now,

"Man was arrested yesterday for public indecency. when confronted he tried to explain that he was just showing off his neatly trimmed "package". In the hopes that he could "get some pity sex"... :D:D:D

He's being detained in county lock-up where were not sure but we doubt he's a "virgin" anymore... :S"


I don't think so... :|:P
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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I don't think so...



Wuss. Where's your sense of adventure? Think of the story that you could tell your grandchildren..."this one Easter, I spent the night in jail..." :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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The women who said that were joking. It does matter. Trust me. :|



oh, no, you miss understand... its just in the 4 months I've been "trimmed" I still haven't gotten any... :P

So... its obviously not the cause... :D:D:D




Tried that... they're still laughing... [:/]
Time to ask for some pity sex!

Walt


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I found out about ratemyprofessors.com from here (I think it was Nightingale who mentioned it), and that has a been a great piece of info. I was able to choose all of my professors this semester from ratings on that website, and I love all of them. I was also able to rate one really lousy professor that I had last semester and write a description of just how bad she was, so that at least allowed me to feel like I had done something to warn other students about her. Anyhow, thanks dz.com and Nightingale (I think).

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I don't think so...



Wuss. Where's your sense of adventure? Think of the story that you could tell your grandchildren..."this one Easter, I spent the night in jail..." :ph34r:



I am a chicken shit... :P and um... what grandchildren... :S
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what grandchildren... :S



The ones you'll have from your 10 children from 8 different women. After you've "done time" you'll be the bad boy all women desire. ;)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Some people should have a breathalyzer attached to their computers.



I resemble that remark. [:/]

:D



That was the exact thought that I had when I read that. :ph34r: Though I seem to have myself trained fairly well now not do anything too obnoxious online when the assmonkey is loose. Most of the time. :ph34r:

(Hmm, but as I'm previewing my post, I'm looking at that stupid avatar that some drunk Keely put on here last night and I haven't bothered to change yet. :))

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Some people should have a breathalyzer attached to their computers




Yea!!! Then we could play for High Score!!:P

I can't play at the moment :( Work kinda frown on me drinking in the office :|



Wanna play after hours?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I've learned that Scott NEEDS to get laid. However, he is trapped in a vicious cycle - not getting laid is affecting his self-esteem, and his self-esteem is affecting his ability to get laid.

So someone MUST give him some pity sex, and then he'll be good to go from there. Cycle will be broken!!!! :)

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You do not understand the amazing power of sex, young padawan (sp?). I kid you not . . . you feel reborn after you do it. :)
Anyone wanna back me up here? I know other people feel that way, as I was just talking to someone about it the other day.

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You do not understand the amazing power of sex, young padawan (sp?). I kid you not . . . you feel reborn after you do it. :)
Anyone wanna back me up here? I know other people feel that way, as I was just talking to someone about it the other day.



Depends on who it's with.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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