SkydiveStMarys 0 #1 April 14, 2006 dick is too small and you want to scream, "Are you in yet???!!!!" What would be the politcally correct thing to do in this instance? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 April 14, 2006 Kegels? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 April 14, 2006 Quotedick is too small and you want to scream, "Are you in yet???!!!!" What would be politcally correct in this instance? Bobbi check your email spam for the last 20min. Im sure there's an and in there for that. but did you not just say a couple hours ago... "Quality over quantity my friend..."Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #4 April 14, 2006 Use a toy?? .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #5 April 14, 2006 ok...you need to reread your posts before you hit the send button. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 April 14, 2006 Small is a relative term...I mean the Queen Mary is a pretty big boat....but not when ya stick it the Grand Canyon! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrmedic 0 #7 April 14, 2006 There is no way out. It's like the "Am I fat?" question around here. All you can do is hope he's through quick and make sure you don't get into that "position" again. Hmm, I don't THINK I've ever had a woman with that complaint. IhopeihopeihopeCYA!....up there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #8 April 14, 2006 yeah but when she is wondering to herself if it is in yet and the guy seems to be going to town.....there is a real problem here. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrmedic 0 #9 April 14, 2006 That was just...just...too true. Not that anyone would admit to BEING the problem. CYA!....up there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #10 April 14, 2006 QuoteSmall is a relative term...I mean the Queen Mary is a pretty big boat....but not when ya stick it the Grand Canyon! ROFLMAO! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #11 April 14, 2006 Quoteyeah but when she is wondering to herself if it is in yet and the guy seems to be going to town.....there is a real problem here. Bobbi I would say so. But the problem is obviously with the size of the hole. Even if the guy has a really small dick, if the girl has to ask if it is in yet, then she is pretty much saying she has been around the block a few too many times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #12 April 14, 2006 I'd say if she is in the dildo shop and has to ask if they have anything larger... you might have a big poontang. I can see jeff foxworther pulling that off. You might have a big poontang if... or for the women... You might have a little dick if... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #13 April 14, 2006 Not true!!! There are some really small dicks out there!!! And why...does it have to be the size of the hole...is there something you are not telling us Chris? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
owellynot 0 #14 April 14, 2006 The guy that did my ass hat had a piercing through the head of his penis. I asked to see it and got an eyefull--it was the teeniest weenie i have EVER seen. no, it wasn't hard, no it wasn't cold, no there was no shrinkage and finally NO--there was NO way it was getting much bigger. fully erect it wouldn't have been much bigger than 1/2 a kosher hotdog. bad deal. i'm sorry, but that is simply too small. i doubt he would've been capable of properly de-flowering a virgin. having said that--thank him for his time and don't return his calls. I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #15 April 14, 2006 Toss his ass out and call me instead! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #16 April 14, 2006 Was it Scoop? I just know it was!1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #17 April 14, 2006 QuoteThe guy that did my ass Quote Im i the only one that stopped reading here?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zipp0 1 #18 April 14, 2006 Quotedick is too small and you want to scream, "Are you in yet???!!!!" What would be the politcally correct thing to do in this instance? Bobbi On the flip side, what if you have a massive schlong, and when you put it in it's like screwing a glass of warm water? What's the politically correct thing to say? Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #19 April 14, 2006 QuoteToss his ass out and call me instead so you can see what really small feels like! Edited for clarity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #20 April 14, 2006 Quoteit's like screwing a glass of warm water? *** Now THERE is a visual I could have gone all day without! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #21 April 14, 2006 BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #22 April 14, 2006 Thats the type of thinking that won't get you pity sex. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ccowden 0 #23 April 14, 2006 Nope. I am happy with everything. But you keep trying more and more and I am sure that, sooner or later, you will find a dick you are happy with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yardhippie 0 #24 April 14, 2006 QuoteNope. I am happy with everything. But you keep trying more and more and I am sure that, sooner or later, you will find a dick you are happy with. sooner or later Im sure one will cum accross her... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zipp0 1 #25 April 14, 2006 QuoteThats the type of thinking that won't get you pity sex. Bobbi That's what I get for trying to help. That figures. Everything always blows up in my face lately. Damn, my life is shit...... I really feel like crying.... OK...pity me again yet? Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Zipp0 1 #18 April 14, 2006 Quotedick is too small and you want to scream, "Are you in yet???!!!!" What would be the politcally correct thing to do in this instance? Bobbi On the flip side, what if you have a massive schlong, and when you put it in it's like screwing a glass of warm water? What's the politically correct thing to say? Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #19 April 14, 2006 QuoteToss his ass out and call me instead so you can see what really small feels like! Edited for clarity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 April 14, 2006 Quoteit's like screwing a glass of warm water? *** Now THERE is a visual I could have gone all day without! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #21 April 14, 2006 BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #22 April 14, 2006 Thats the type of thinking that won't get you pity sex. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #23 April 14, 2006 Nope. I am happy with everything. But you keep trying more and more and I am sure that, sooner or later, you will find a dick you are happy with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #24 April 14, 2006 QuoteNope. I am happy with everything. But you keep trying more and more and I am sure that, sooner or later, you will find a dick you are happy with. sooner or later Im sure one will cum accross her... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #25 April 14, 2006 QuoteThats the type of thinking that won't get you pity sex. Bobbi That's what I get for trying to help. That figures. Everything always blows up in my face lately. Damn, my life is shit...... I really feel like crying.... OK...pity me again yet? Zipp0 -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
