SkydiveStMarys 0 #26 April 14, 2006 BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #27 April 14, 2006 Quote"Are you in yet???!!!!" Quote If you have to un-hinge your jaw like a snake for a BJ, then HE'S not the problem! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #28 April 14, 2006 "Nope. I am happy with everything" Thats not what she told me. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #29 April 14, 2006 Thats funny, I don't care who you are... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #30 April 14, 2006 QuoteBut you keep trying more and more and I am sure that, sooner or later, you will find a dick you are happy with. That is, undeniably, the funniest damn thing I've read here in a while. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #31 April 14, 2006 Quote"Nope. I am happy with everything" Thats not want she told me. Is that English? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #32 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuote"Nope. I am happy with everything" Thats not want she told me. Is that English? close. Engrish. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #33 April 14, 2006 No...I had my mouth full...excuse me... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #34 April 14, 2006 QuoteNo...I had my mouth full...excuse me... Bobbi obviously didnt get it in one gulp huh? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #35 April 14, 2006 If that happened to a real lady, she'd ask him to put it up her wrong 'un instead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #36 April 14, 2006 "obviously didnt get it in one gulp huh?" No..it was pretty big!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
owellynot 0 #37 April 14, 2006 good girl! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #38 April 14, 2006 Quote"obviously didnt get it in one gulp huh?" No..it was pretty big!! Bobbi *** Did ya wash it down with something from your "own vanilla shake machine.... " ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #39 April 14, 2006 Its very handy, don't ya know. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #40 April 14, 2006 I was waiting for someone to go there.if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #41 April 14, 2006 You don't have to wait for someone else "to go there"...I don't bite...unless you want me too. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #42 April 14, 2006 Quote I was waiting for someone to go there. *** I didn't have to go FAR! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #43 April 14, 2006 Only if you promise to bite hardif fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #44 April 14, 2006 Quotedick is too small and you want to scream, "Are you in yet???!!!!" What would be the politcally correct thing to do in this instance? Bobbi Excuse yourself, and call these guys NSFW!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
owellynot 0 #45 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuotedick is too small and you want to scream, "Are you in yet???!!!!" What would be the politcally correct thing to do in this instance? Bobbi Excuse yourself, and call these guys NSFW!!!! HOLY SHEEPSHIT BATMAN!!! I'm going to make a great third wife for my first husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #46 April 14, 2006 Quotedick is too small and you want to scream, "Are you in yet???!!!!" Pray that he has a strong tongue and knows how to use it *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #47 April 14, 2006 Send briguy a pm and ask him how his previous girlfriends have handled the situation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #48 April 14, 2006 I'm not too small... I'm just the right size... If I was any taller my feet wouldn't touch the ground... Oh, you're talking about dicks... (my bad...) please continue... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #49 April 14, 2006 Holy schnikes Batman!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #50 April 14, 2006 damn websenseif fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites